HAL 5-Star Mariner

[mariner]

HAL realized it erred when it didn't recognize passengers who have sailed more than 200 days. So there is a 5-star category.

Benefits include:

20 percent off recharge of scooter.

Towel animal that can convert into a toga.

Instead of Love in Any Language it's now I'm In the Boat!

Cup of Good Nuts

Cook Ur Own Burger

Sit Where You Want When You want

Hang Your Medal on Lifejacket

10 Percent Off Toot the Horn

Free Purell when Boarding

Shake Hand With Captain ONCE

20 Percent Off Burial At Sea Includes:
Kick Own Bucket Without Beer
Filipino Mournrer
Cast Sings Im In the Boat
Chart of Where You Were Dumped
Gratuity Charge

[kakalina]

Sounds good to me Mariner. Don't forget they get trays for the Lido too.

[mariner]

Kakalina,

Forgot that one. One pass.

[Krazy Kruizers]

Love it!!

[G&G]

MARINER: Sorry I did not see this yesterday. I wrote to Stein Kruse on Friday to let HAL know how much we appreciated their new Mariner Program and asked him if they had considered 5-star awards for those of us at +200 days. I loved everthing you listed except for the discount on charging scooters. Our Princess cruise last April, the best way to describe the cruise was, "SCOOTERS GONE WILD". It was so bad that a man and his scooter was escorted off the ship halfway through the cruise in Panama City, Panama.

Katalina; the trays for the lido can be purchased on eBay. Maybe HAL will reimburse you.

[ger_77]

I absolutely love the "10 Per Cent Off Toot the Horn" - now I can't wait to get to be a 5 Star Mariner! Not sure about the "Filipino Mourner" though, I wouldn't want them to have to attend my funeral on their day off, and it seems as though they have enough things to do during the day as it is. Let me think on that one.;)


Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[scopewest]

Thanks for the laugh!

[mariner]

The Filipino mourner won't care. He's getting paid.

Stein will also sign a letter of condolence, for the right price.

Scooter races may earn dam dollars.