jaguarstyper
March 12th, 2005, 01:28 PM
We all need to lighten up a little here. One of my recent replies reminded me of a funny joke.
A blonde woman was driving a little too fast in her little red sports car and got pulled over for speeding. The cop, also a blonde woman, came up to her car and asked to see her driver's license. The driver, obviously confounded, fumbled through her purse and eventually exclaimed, "I dont know...whats it look like?" The cop replied, "its small square and has your photo on it". The driver, pulled out a makeup mirror, looked at it, and exclaimed "Oh here it is" and handed it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says "Why didnt you tell me you were a police officer? Sorry to bother you maam"
If your blonde, and offended...too bad. :D
Tim
A blonde woman was driving a little too fast in her little red sports car and got pulled over for speeding. The cop, also a blonde woman, came up to her car and asked to see her driver's license. The driver, obviously confounded, fumbled through her purse and eventually exclaimed, "I dont know...whats it look like?" The cop replied, "its small square and has your photo on it". The driver, pulled out a makeup mirror, looked at it, and exclaimed "Oh here it is" and handed it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says "Why didnt you tell me you were a police officer? Sorry to bother you maam"
If your blonde, and offended...too bad. :D
Tim