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BeBeReader
August 5th, 2006, 06:46 AM
Back and jet-lagged from the Insignia cruise to the Baltics - July 24 to Aug. 3.

With Bruin Steve's caveats, and not intending to offend anyone, and with my own particular likes and dislikes and peculiarities, here are some thoughts.

What I loved:

The library was beautiful and I loved that it was there and I could borrow books -- after all BeBe Reader is my board name.

The balcony off of our room. Wonderful.

Room service -- I just enjoy the occasional luxury and it was easy and rapid, and oh so nice.

Breakfast in the Grand Dining Room -- great elegant service.

The sun deck on 11th deck. Quiet, private -- who needs a cabana when you have the open air.

The passengers I met through the CC board and traveled with.

The passengers in general. Almost no pretentiousness (but see below). We didn't hear any bragging about material things, comparing illnesses, etc. We met and saw a lot of well-behaved, polite, nice people.

The service was mostly very fine -- except for dinner in the Grand Dining Room on occasion. See below. Our cabin steward and his assistant were great - the room was always made up quickly, well, and unobtrusively.

The open seating.

The dress code.

The ship is beautiful and excellently maintained.

Our guest lecturer, Peter Guttman, who is a well-regarded travel photographer. His presentations for terrific.

The ease of embarkation and disembarkation.

The trip to Berlin - we rented a car with another couple.

And, of course, the itinerary, which was the reason for choosing this cruise.


The Food - Dining Experience: Plus and Minus

I did not think the food was gourmet. It was good, but not spectacular or memorable. No real complaints.

The fresh fruit and berries were excellent. The Caesar Salad in the Terrace was excellent.

The omelets and bacon in the Dining Room for breakfast were very well done.

The pastries, cakes, cookies were not the best -- rather mundane.
My favorite was the souffle served in the Dining Room one night - grand marnier souffle.

The Toscana was the only quite fine venue for dining, but we could not get more than one reservation there (on the first night), which made DH very upset. (We had a 6th floor veranda cabin and therefore second class citizens in this respect).

I wasn't particularly impressed with the Polo Club except for the shrimp cocktail. The rest was OK but not to die for by any means. I had lamb chops or rack of lamb (really chops), but they were only so-so.

Tea was very nice, but not a traditional High Tea, which I thought it might be.

Tapas food was plus and minus for me. I was glad for the sushi, tried it, but it was not really good and the variety wasn't there. The paella was good for the first time, but not so good the second or third. Sometimes the food looked gloppy. I kept looking for the escargot I heard about on this board but I could never find it. I'm not too crazy about buffet dining.

The ambiance of Tapas. Nicely informal when you didn't want to spend 2 hours in the Grand Dining Room waiting to be served with hundreds of other people. But Tapas could get rather frantic as well with people lining up a bit, sometimes coldish food.

The desserts at Tapas were better than those anywhere else.

Service at the Grand Dining Room for dinner: We didn't go very early. We probably got there between 7:30 and 8:00. Sometimes the service was excellent, and sometimes not very good at all -- in fact, indifferent. It would be one way or the other. The wine stewards were mediocre. The daily wine offering never changed throughout the entire trip.

Some passengers were more equal to others in the Grand Dining Room. One night, a couple came in and a table, much hoopla was made, and a table for 4 was cleared to a table for 2 for them. They got about 10 times as much attention as anyone else. The fawning and prancing around them was disgusting. Each of them pulled out a designer bib, one silver and one gold, and sported them throughout the meal. I have to admit that I thought it was a cool idea and asked them where they got the bibs - somewhere in California, where else?! The man said he had taken his bib off before dessert the night before and had ruined his $100 tie. My husband claims he responded to said gentleman that he had not paid enough for the tie -- but I didn't hear that.


What I did not like:

As noted above, some animals are more equal than others. I suppose we could have begged and pleaded for a second night at Toscana, but we asked twice and were turned down twice, and that was enough rejection. Somehow others in our category were able to get a second shot, but I don't know how.

The one ship tour we took in Gdansk (to Stutthof - the concentration camp and the city) - the guide was inadequate. When we were at the camp, a 15 year old Polish boy befriended me and translated signs for me that the guide obviously mistranslated when I asked him to. But I really can't blame Oceania for the fact that the guides in Gdansk are sub par.

The high price of the Internet.

The high price of the spa services, which I did not use for this reason. I get a massage at home for 50% less.

The fact that there were not more informational/educational lectures about the ports we saw or other topics.

The fact that there was no entertainment on board - i.e., folk dancers, singers, etc. - from the Baltics. I would have been happy to see a school or other amateur group perform rather than the amateurish performers hired by Oceania.

All in all: I think Oceania's cruise offers a high quality product, and I will heartily recommend this line to my friends. We had a great vacation.


This is all my jet-lagged mind can recall for now,

BeBe

shoshona2
August 5th, 2006, 11:53 AM
Dear BeBe,

Welcome back! Glad to hear you had a "great vacation". Get some rest and tell us about the ports. Do you want a gold or silver bib? I could probably find one for you since you are a fellow New Jersey gal!

Sheila

BeBeReader
August 5th, 2006, 12:03 PM
Sheila,

The mysterious woman on the ship said the bib was from a place called Bag Lady in the LA area. I tried to search it on the internet but only found geriatric bibs for sale - some really hideous. I am looking for designer ones. These, gold and silver, came in little pouches, of course. What else?!

What I want to do is what the big-mentor/macher on board the ship did. Get one in silver and one in gold. Then DH and I can color coordinate. Her husband explained that he was wearing gold because his jacket that night was brown. I forget the color that she was wearing, but, although it was not orange and brown, maybe she went to WHS just as we did. She had the look.

If you know where I can find Bag Lady or the special bibs, please let me know.

Regards from "down the Shore",

BeBe

PittsburghTerri
August 5th, 2006, 01:35 PM
Bebe,
Hi! We're leaving on the Baltic cruise on Friday and I found your comments good. Now we'll decide.
About those bibs....we are in South Florida in the winters and those bibs are all over the Festival Flea Market in Pompano Beach. We actually laugh when we see them-so many "alta kackers" wear them there.
We just came back from visiting friends in Beach Haven, Long Beach Island. We've been going there for over 35 years.....love it.
Let me know if you really want those bibs, and can wait until November and I'll get them for you. (??)
Terri
P.S. My email is terri50@aol.com

BeBeReader
August 5th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Pittsburgh Terri,

Have a great time on your trip. Maybe you should try to get a hold of those bibs before you leave, because you might get that special VIP treatment as well on Insignia.

Also, I forgot to write about the lemonade. It is available all over the ship, and we drank gallons of it.

You have taken the wind out of my sails on the bib issue. I have been to the flea market as well. I will just have to eat neatly rather than to appear to be an "AK."

If you like peace and quiet along with sun, try the 11th deck of the Insignia.

And enjoy Toscana. Sheila (Shoshanna2), I know, would like you to try the chocolate lasagna for dessert. It is small, but tasty.

BeBe

CL2 Mermaid
August 5th, 2006, 07:59 PM
I hadn't thought about wearing a gold lame bib to dinner on our first cruise in January.
I had just planned on tucking the end of the tablecloth into my shirt collar. Is that wrong?
I have so much to learn about cruising.
Bo (aka Chlorine Mermaid)

shoshona2
August 5th, 2006, 10:56 PM
Hi BeBe and Terri,

I'm leaving for Florida on Thursday (I know hurricane season!!!). It's our grandson's first birthday and we were there in time for Katrina last year -- lost power and all that awful stuff.

I will look in Florida for the bibs - I bought mine at Cedars Sinai Hospital's Gift shop years ago. I used to wear them on airplanes. We sent one of the flight attendants one several years ago. I will call Cedars (have an appointment with a doctor there the end of August) or find the "Bag Lady". I think one of my friends buys purses from her.

Terri have a good time on your cruise and do try the Chocolate Lasagne for me.

Sheila

PittsburghTerri
August 5th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Hi Bebe and Sheila,
I will definitely try the chocolate lasagna. Think my Weight Watcher plan allows it? Only kidding. Sheila, have fun in FL (where?)-our first grandchild is due in October so we won't be heading down there from Pittsburgh until after.
Try the flea market for the bibs-the one in Pompano-Festival flea. Are you familiar with it? It's on Sample Road and Powerline. I have seen them there.
Sheila, I can't wait to see a "younger" person wearing the bibs.
We are excited about the trip. We're traveling without friends, but plan on meeting people on board. Actually found 4 others on the boards for an Alla tour in St. P.
All for now. Sheila, where on the Jersey shore are you?
Terri

shoshona2
August 6th, 2006, 12:28 AM
Hi Terri and BeBe,

Our kids live in the Ft. Lauderdale area -- my son left California seven years ago because it wasn't hot enough here. Well, it sure is hot there!

Turns out that BeBe and I went to the same high school but at different times. She's the one at the Jersey shore -- I left NJ when I was 21 -- met my husband in L.A. and have been married now 46 years.

Bebe, I looked for my old silver bib and it has a patent number and company, but I couldn't find them via google. Do you want a silver and/or gold one? I will make some phone calls before I leave for Florida.

Terri, have you been to the Sawgrass Mills outlet mall near Plantation? They just added a designer part next to Nieman Marcus. It's really great!!! I haven't been to the flea market as I'm usually with my DH who doesn't like swap meets (I do). Our kids are moving to Plantation next year when our grandson goes to pre-school. So, now I will have an excuse to go shopping there.

Our friends just used Alla and said she was very knowledgeable. Have a great cruise and eat the chocolate lasagna -- I did and I'm on WW. It's small!!!! I only gained two lbs on our last cruise!!!

Sheila

BeBeReader
August 6th, 2006, 09:34 AM
One Silver AND one gold. I want options and to be able to match up with DH. But please don't kill yourself finding them for me. And if you do, no freebies allowed - in spite of our NJ WHS connection. I wil happily reimburse you.

BeBe (or should it be Bibi)

PittsburghTerri
August 6th, 2006, 10:52 PM
Hi Sheila,
Yes, I've been to Sawgrass. Too big for me, but I hear the new part is nice. My favorite mall there is Boca Town Center-it has everything! I will eat the lasagna (and G-d knows what else) and I hope I'm lucky enough to onl;y gain 2 pounds. Our leader said, "go, enjoy, and worry when you get back." Sounds like good advice to me!!!
Did your friends use Alla herself? We are using one of her guides named Natasha. Hope it all works out. We did end up finding two other couples on the boards......
Have fun in FL. Stay cool.
Terri

BeBeReader
August 15th, 2006, 06:36 PM
I can now report that I have a silver bib complete with matching pouch. I will bring it to my next Oceania cruise and see if I get that special preferential treatment in the Grand Dining Room. I will, however, only wear it at dinner. It makes me feel like a child again!:D

shoshona2
August 15th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Hi Bebe,

Just returned from Florida this afternoon. So glad you were able to find a silver bib. Do you still want a gold one?

Terri,

I don't care for the size of Sawgrass Mall -- but love the designer section!!

Have a great cruise.

Sheila

BeBeReader
August 15th, 2006, 08:02 PM
Why not! Gold is great as well. You will like this, Sheila. A close friend of mine, Jane, also from Weequahic HS, gave me the silver bib. She has had it for about 20 years, she said. No interest on her part. She is just too young - just had her Bat Mitzvah in fact.

I wore the bib at dinner in Sea Bright, NJ at a place called Sallee Tee's (Sallee is a man - Sal) - very Jersey. A guy that Jane knows (she knows everybody) stopped by and commented on my very special bib. I love it! I guess I am crazy or something.

BeBe

P.S. I read about your airport issues sympathetically. I am so happy we came back before the mess started.

Bob and Peg
August 17th, 2006, 09:52 PM
BeBeReader - I'm sorry you had such a poor guide in Gdansk. We were on the cruise after yours (August 3 - 13) and also took our only ship tour in Gdansk, although we didn't do the Stutthof tour. We had an excellent guide who told us to call her Agnes. Probably one of the best "city" guides we've had on any of our cruises or tours. And you should let Oceania know that you were disappointed in your guide - they screen the people they use.

And speaking of the ship tours - if you plan to do most of the stops on your own as we did, be sure to do your homework. Oceania's info on the ports was almost non-existent for independent travelers. The maps for each port that they provided were so poor that they were unusable. I assume this holds true for all Oceania cruises, not just for the ones in the Baltic Sea.

Peggy

Andee
August 17th, 2006, 11:30 PM
On our two Oceania crusies, a representative from the local TI got on at each port to answer questions and give out excellent maps and brochures. I had researched each port, and I found this very helpful.