Ginger or MaryAnn

[SnorkelBear]

Let's suppose you were sailing on the newly christened HammyDam, and Cap'N Hammy went into some sort of Dr. Pepper induced seizure. The ship suddenly sinks.

With the aid of some inflatable ice buckets, dart boards and animals, you wash up on an island paradise with three other people. Who are those people, and why. (For the sake of this thread, you can choose who you wash up with.)

[AlohaPride]

1) DH - works construction, and can make a nice little living place for us
2) Greg (Rev. Neil) - cause he works for the Man
3) Ruth - Because she would be able to hunt down the coco plants and should know how to make a woman's second best friend - chocolate

Now, I'm not sure why we were limited to 3. But oh well!

[Copper10-8]

No doubt and hesitation here, mate: Faith Hill, Shania Twain and Martina McBride!

Why: I like Country music;)

[AlohaPride]

No doubt and hesitation here, mate: Faith Hill, Shania Twain and Martina McBride!

Why: I like Country music;)

What about your DW??:eek:

[Copper10-8]

What about your DW??:eek:

Oh shoot - Hope she's not looking or I'll be on the couch tonite:eek: Nobody better tell her either!!!!

OK, I would like to trade Shania in for my wife please!

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Oh shoot - Hope she's not looking or I'll be on the couch tonite:eek: Nobody better tell her either!!!!

OK, I would like to trade Shania in for my wife please!


Good Save John;) Now if you get Faith, I of course bring my Tom but then I might bring Faith's Tim:p since I like country too:) But then I also must request Paul McCartney

[ger_77]

Copper, you are soooo in trouble! I can't believe you didn't say your DW ... and no, you can't trade Shania Twain back again - once you've made your choices, you're stuck with them! I'm telling, I'm telling. :)

My choices would be: DH - because life would be much better with him there; Wolfgang Puck - because he could create food out of almost anything; my best friend Teri - because we always have such a great time together no matter where we are.

Oh, and we would have our own music because DH would have saved his guitar and we could all sing to our heart's content.

Smooth Sailing! :) :) :)

[Sunshine91]

No doubt and hesitation here, mate: Faith Hill, Shania Twain and Martina McBride!

Boy did I read this wrong! I thought Copper couldn't count & was gonna bring 4 - his MATE plus the 3 country singers. That would get him off that couch tonight, now, wouldn't it? :)

I had my eyes dilated today, please cut me some slack. It's not always the blonde talking. ;)

[Copper10-8]

Boy did I read this wrong! I thought Copper couldn't count & was gonna bring 4 - his MATE plus the 3 country singers. That would get him off that couch tonight, now, wouldn't it? :)

I had my eyes dilated today, please cut me some slack. It's not always the blonde talking. ;)

And the hits just keep coming folks!:eek:

Maybe, Susan, you and Mary (AlohaPride) should be sticking your heads together;) ! Check it out:

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

[RuthC]

There are several passengers, staff, and crew on the Hammydam that are very special to me, and they are the ones I want to come ashore with me.

And they know who they are. ;)

[Toad]

I would definately bring Ginger because we have already decided that is good for the seasickness on the way to this deserted island, and then maybe a little "Mary Jane" rather than Mary Ann to pass the time! And of course my S.O. HA HA!

[Blackneto]

okay.
that was horrible.

so horrible gin came up through my nose.

my eyes really hurt right now.

[AlohaPride]

And the hits just keep coming folks!:eek:


A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.


Har har har...very funny. I'll have to remind myself to laugh about that one later. :rolleyes:

[hammybee]

And the hits just keep coming folks!:eek:

Maybe, Susan, you and Mary (AlohaPride) should be sticking your heads together;) ! Check it out:

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.


Love it and I am blonde, sorta, some of the time.

[hammybee]

There are several passengers, staff, and crew on the Hammydam that are very special to me, and they are the ones I want to come ashore with me.

And they know who they are. ;)

So you have a thing for those that wear pillboxes at rakish angles?

[hammybee]

okay.
that was horrible.

so horrible gin came up through my nose.

my eyes really hurt right now.

Good one. That snorklebearguy always brings out the best in us.

[ghouck2532]

3 boat builders.

[WNYCRUISER]

Let's suppose you were sailing on the newly christened HammyDam, and Cap'N Hammy went into some sort of Dr. Pepper induced seizure. The ship suddenly sinks.

I know this to be a trick question, for we all know that this ship is the "Unsinkable HammyDam"

Besides, Copper has us safely afloat with all his inflatables!:p

[Sunshine91]

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

I read this out loud to my John. There was a very brief pause & then he burst out laughing. He thought it incredibly funny.

It was mildly amusing. :rolleyes:

[Grampy]

How did I get booked on a cruise with a large country group?:confused: I thought Captain Hammy was bringing the Boss on this sailing.

I would like to go ashore with my wife and any two of you posters.:) You all really help make the time go by before our next cruise.:D

I like a little country too.;)

[SnorkelBear]

I would want with me;

My wife. Because I adore her.

McGyver. Because he he can make anything out of anything.

Emeril. That guy can cook.

Don't forget to smile today.:D

[michmike]

Well w/ apologies to DW, in any good fantasy we need to be more creative than that. So......

I'd gladly settle for Jennifer Lopez, Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and hope that there's a native in the bush who knows where to find some ice.

I've heard the left thing in a little different context - we belong to a club comprised of folks from 2 towns who are great rivals and we get together every year on Washington's bday to basically roast the other town (alternating our mtg site between the 2 cities) So anyway, the tale was told about the 3 not so bright fellas from Greenville who were headed up to the Upper Peninsula to go bear hunting and told everyone they saw about how greatly they were anticipating the trip and would be gone a week or better and come back with great hides to turn into bear skin rugs for their dens.

Well folks saw them back in town the very next day and inquired as to what happened to their expedition and they replied "We got up tot he Mackinac Bridge and there was a sign that said "bear left" .. so we turned around and came home.. *S*

[vpoopsy]

Of course I'd bring my DH. He can cook, clean, build and entertain (among other things). Sandra Bullock and Bobby Flay.

[LHC]

On the Island:

Tom Sellack of Magnum PI, he has been "the man for me" for 30+ years
Paula Dean, she can do the cooking and I heard her speak this year she is a hoot.
Ty Pennington, from Extreme Home Makeover....I would love to meet him and he can build the shelter.
Linda

[vpoopsy]

On the Island:

Tom Sellack of Magnum PI, he has been "the man for me" for 30+ years
Paula Dean, she can do the cooking and I heard her speak this year she is a hoot.
Ty Pennington, from Extreme Home Makeover....I would love to meet him and he can build the shelter.
Linda
I'm going with Linda!!!!

[LHC]

You are welcome to come along!
Linda

[WISCruiser]

The 3 people I would want with me on that Island would be:

Ms Sally Field, for companionship;
Master Chef Martin Yan, for food preparation; and
Master Carpenter Norm Abram, for shelter creation.

That would do me just fine.

[RuthC]

On the Island:

Tom Sellack of Magnum PI, he has been "the man for me" for 30+ years

Put your hands in the air and back away from the hunk. NOW!
He's mine.

[AlohaPride]

. . .Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and hope that there's a native in the bush who knows where to find some ice.



To quote the amazing Jack Sparrow, "Buy WHY is the rum gone?!"

[lka1012]

Being the very BIG JAG TV show fan that I am, I would have to say:

Captian Harmon Rabb and that's it. (With someone who looks like him, who wants anyone else)

[AlohaPride]

Can I make it 4 and add Mario Lopez from Dancing with the Stars??? I have a new crush, I believe :D

[babyher]

Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron

And my best friend Mark , so I have someone to say "Dude, guess who I'm sleeping with ?" to *LOL*

* You have to read Copper 10-8's joke on the Cruise Joke thread to get this I guess :) :) :)

[kakalina]

Since this is fantasy
Jerry Garcia because his stories will keep us entertained unto eternity
Rhett Butler because he's well, Rhett Butler
and Julia Child because she cooks and doesn't look better than I :eek: ;)

[bepsf]

My pal Scotty from Seattle, because he's a builder, he's funny and he looks great in sleeveless-torn shirts...

Stephen Card - because he tells great stories and can probably figure out how to get someone he knows to come save us.

Jeff Probst from Survivor, because every time we successfully find water/build a shelter/make fire, etc - he'll give us Pringles, Dr Pepper or a Saturn Sky roadster!:D

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Can I make it 4 and add Mario Lopez from Dancing with the Stars??? I have a new crush, I believe :D

He was pretty good this week, I think he could make it to the end;)

[YankeeCruiser]

To quote the amazing Jack Sparrow, "Buy WHY is the rum gone?!"

'cause I drank it. DH never lets up about it, either.

Do cats count as one of the three? Mine is really good at catching little critters - she could keep us supplied with protein... Oh, and DH, of course...

What's really scary is I can't think of any "fantasy" people to bring - I know there's got to be someone I've got a crush on!

[Copper10-8]

He was pretty good this week, I think he could make it to the end;)

Yeah yeah, my wife is all gaga because he's soooo cute with those dimples:rolleyes: I say Emmitt all the way! Great seeing a righteous star athlete without all the 'tude, trash talk, BS, bling bling, you name it! Hope he does well! Fun show to watch (bodies) though!;)

[AlohaPride]

Yeah yeah, my wife is all gaga because he's soooo cute with those dimples:rolleyes: I say Emmitt all the way! Great seeing a righteous star athlete without all the 'tude, trash talk, BS, bling bling, you name it! Hope he does well! Fun show to watch (bodies) though!;)

I would be happy with Emmitt or Mario... in all honesty, I've never had a "celebrity crush" till now.

I live for dancing, and now that DH has seen Emmitt (DH's idol when he was a kid) dancing, he has no excuse not to learn with me!

[Candy]

McGuyver
McCartney
McDreamy ;)

Candy the ZuiderMcPrincess

[NoNoNanette]

Hmmmm......

I'd have to pick kryos (Rita) and Middle Aged Mom as buddies...

They seem like FUN. :D

If my Dominic weren't with me, I'd have to rely on VEGAS JIM and his wife....Jim seems like the ultimate gentleman on this forum! :)

[jhannah]

Awwwww. How nice! But if you REALLY knew me .... ;)

[Blackneto]

Awwwww. How nice! But if you REALLY knew me .... ;)

I bet it's the picture you use for your Avatar. That gives you an air of Gentlemannessness.
that picture says "Trust me, I know what I 'm talking about"
Or "I'm a Realtor."

[middle-aged mom]

Hmmmm......

I'd have to pick kryos (Rita) and Middle Aged Mom as buddies...

They seem like FUN. :D

If my Dominic weren't with me, I'd have to rely on VEGAS JIM and his wife....Jim seems like the ultimate gentleman on this forum! :)


Nanette:

I'm honored, but you gave me a good laugh over this one. When I told my teen-aged daughter that someone on Cruise Critic thought I was fun, this was her reaction: :rolleyes: :eek: !?! I think it's going to take her a little convincing before she believes that her old, boring, strict mom can be any fun;) ..........I do agree with you about Rita and Jim, though!

Karin

[HeatherInFlorida]

Hmmmmm .... this is an interesting thread. Definitely fun, but also very telling. I'm so glad my buddy RuthC told me about it.

And, Ruth, how diplomatic can you be???:)

So let's see. Sadly, I'd have to Leave DH behind because he just isn't good in the wild.

So in his place will be Ty Pennington who I've actually met and he is the best!!!

Next, I'll need my best girlfriend to lighten the days and add a ton of laughs.

And last I think I'd have to pick Grumpy who could entertain us for endless hours with his wonderful stories of the sea and places they've been. And he has permission to stow Slinkie away because no way he'll come without her.

And that should do it! What a campfire that will be! Hope they never find us.;)