(A) I get bumped or (B) It's "Live From The Noordam 4-11"

[tomc]

I want so much to be bumped to the Fall, for various reasons. But for now, I'm booked and ready to pack for the Noordam's April 11 Caribbean cruise.

If I'm not bumped, then stay tuned for "Live From The Noordam, 4-11" coming soon to a message board near you.

Read about what really happens on a cruise ship: get the facts on the pax, the view of the crew, the mood 'bout the food. Find out about the drunks, the monks and the hunks. Hear about the jumpers and the humpers.

(And, if that ad on the right stays put, the chick with the bellybutton will be my overnight companion.)

[RuthC]

It's about that time to pull out the ol' laptop and read another of your threads.
Life is good. :)

[middle-aged mom]

Standing by for hunk reports....

[jhannah]

Tom, is the Caribbean ready for you? ;)

We eager await the report of your fate
As you travel in Noordam style.
We all want to read, so for more do we plead.
We'll stay tuned and we won't touch that dial!

[tomc]

I promise to make this a serious review and an accurate account of the cruise.

ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah, right. You're getting the usual exaggeration, stories that might be true and people-watching incidents which prove truth is stranger than fiction. And, of course, things that are true and reported as such.

I would never mislead you. Unless it got a good laugh.

[SakeDad]

(And, if that ad on the right stays put, the chick with the bellybutton will be my overnight companion.)

You mean the cute hairy one?:p This should be GOOD!:D

[Seago2]

Bring It On.

[Krazy Kruizers]

Enjoy your cruise.

[jascruise]

(And, if that ad on the right stays put, the chick with the bellybutton will be my overnight companion.)

I hate to tell you, but she's been replaced with a gnome.

[sail7seas]

We're all ears-eyes.......can't wait to hear it all. :)

[RevNeal]

(And, if that ad on the right stays put, the chick with the bellybutton will be my overnight companion.)

LOL ... I hate to tell you this, but it's changed to a pet-smart commercial!!! :D :D ;) hehehehe

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Tom, I will be looking forward to your always entertaining;) I mean informative reports. Now that I have hit reality from being home from the Oosterdam I know need to start looking forward to our June 17th sailing of the Noordam.:)

[tomc]

Now RuthC has the chick ad and I don't have anything.

[While I was posting, I got the ad back. It's for a credit card. I'm not sleeping with any credit card; the corners are sharp and keep me awake. Unlike Dolly Gallagher, in "Hello Dolly," who said, of sleeping with a cash register, "It's a little lumpy, but it rings."

[RevNeal]

Now RuthC has the chick ad and I don't have anything.

[While I was posting, I got the ad back. It's for a credit card. I'm not sleeping with any credit card; the corners are sharp and keep me awake. Unlike Dolly Gallagher, in "Hello Dolly," who said, of sleeping with a cash register, "It's a little lumpy, but it rings."

Ch-ching!

[hammybee]

Stretching belly-button girl is back and she is waving bye-bye and if you put your right ear to her mouth, you can hear her whisper, "have a fabulous cruise, tomc".

[bankerbabe]

Uh-Oh. Sounds like I'd better behave myself on this cruise or else it'll be all over the net:D