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alabamaman
August 6th, 2004, 10:53 PM
I know this sounds crazy, but I'm not the kind of man who spreads stupid rumors. I have read in the news about a fatal virus that has killed a couple of people on Holland America cruises in the Caribbean. What's really horrifying about it is that after people die from this virus, they will actually continue to move around and even make noises, like they're still alive. The story calls it a "zombie" virus, I assume to make it sound scary. Has anyone else heard about this? Anyone talked to Holland America about it?

tomc
August 6th, 2004, 10:56 PM
You're right; it does sound crazy. Where in the news did you read about it? I'd like to follow it up myself, as I am a news anchor and have not run across it. Was it in a specific newspaper, or a network news program?

grandma bev
August 6th, 2004, 11:30 PM
They taught me in school not to believe everything on the news.;) ;)

Grandma Bev
Class of '52
Murphy High School
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tommy
August 6th, 2004, 11:33 PM
I think its a joke on the age of Holland passengers. TOM

RevNeal
August 6th, 2004, 11:44 PM
I have read in the news about a fatal virus that has killed a couple of people on Holland America cruises in the Caribbean. What's really horrifying about it is that after people die from this virus, they will actually continue to move around and even make noises, like they're still alive.


Most of them can be found wearing formal clothing on formal night :D We've all heard from several around here about how such traditions are for the dead ... or, in the very least, for those who are about to assume room temperature. And, in the Caribbean in the summer room temperature can easily be 98.6 ;)

tammar
August 6th, 2004, 11:46 PM
If you believe this one. Boy do I have a piece of real estate to sell you.

tomc
August 6th, 2004, 11:48 PM
On Friday nights, I used to read headlines from the "Weekly World News" as a wrap-up. Figured, hey, let's go out with a laugh; it's probably been a rough week and maybe there really are space aliens living three miles under the ice in Antartica.

You want to see zombies? Take the MetroNorth commuter train from NYC to Connecticut on a Friday afternoon and watch all the junior execs in the bar car drinking their brains out. The oldest pax on HAL are beyond all that and will dance you under the table anytime of the day or night.

Hey -- anchoring eight hours of Headline News in the early days ... now THERE is a zombie-producing virus.

jhannah
August 7th, 2004, 11:29 AM
No, this is no rumor. I've seen it myself. Once it strikes, the disembodied makes a bee line straight to the Lido, shoving everyone to the side along the way! It's truly a scary sight.:eek:

tommy
August 7th, 2004, 11:43 AM
One of the scariest sights is when the male zombies are sitting in the good seats for the shows a hour before showtime,they usally have thier eyes closed mouthes open and a strange noise coming from either thier nose or mouth until the female shows up 5 minutes before showtime. TOM

ron46936
August 7th, 2004, 11:54 AM
Fortunately you can get the cure at the cappicino machine.

sail7seas
August 7th, 2004, 12:06 PM
Try and remove them from a winning slot machine and you'll be amazed at the "mouth" they will share with you.

tomc
August 7th, 2004, 12:35 PM
Speaking of zombies... I'm not too good early in the morning. One cruise, I was in the dining room (or, as it's spelled on the message boards, "dinning room") for breakfast and the waiter handed me the menu card. I was trying to focus thru the fog when the waiter said, "It is easier this way, sir," and turned it right-side-up.

localady
August 7th, 2004, 12:36 PM
How to get a reaction from a Zombie -

Grab one of the lounges that he was "saving" for the other zombies and zombiettes traveling with him at the pool!:eek: ;)

:cool:

tomc
August 7th, 2004, 12:37 PM
How to get your face slapped by a zombie: Stick around the pool and say, "Hey, you zombies got a nice set of zoobs."

RDMOREU
August 7th, 2004, 12:47 PM
Oh, your last 2 posts = ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rodree
August 7th, 2004, 01:59 PM
Try and remove them from a winning slot machine and you'll be amazed at the "mouth" they will share with you.

Even more startling news; THERE IS A WINNING SLOT MACHINE!!!

RevNeal
August 7th, 2004, 06:23 PM
Also, don't get in the way of the zombie traffic flow on the promenade deck when the PA alerts everyone to the next round of "Snowball Jacketpot Bingo!" The zombies -- especially those that used to be female -- will shove you over every time trying to beat the slower zombies to the show lounge. :D

localady
August 7th, 2004, 06:48 PM
I'm thinking a tee shirt for the next cruise reading:

"Zombie Love" or"Zombies' Rule" , maybe even "Zombie Power".:eek: :cool: