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Ziggy7
September 17th, 2004, 03:06 PM
COUPLE'S SELF-DIAGNOSIS DIDN'T CURE THEIR S.T.D.

DEAR ABBY: "Gary" and I were married two months ago. For our honeymoon, we took a cruise to the eastern Caribbean.



One week after our return, I came down with a yeast infection that I treated with an over-the-counter medication. A few days later, Gary got what we thought was a urinary tract infection, which we treated with lots of water and cranberry juice. When neither of our conditions improved, we went to the doctor, who diagnosed us both with chlamydia.

We were shocked! Gary and I had both tested negative for all STDs before we were married. The nurse asked if we had been in a hot tub recently, and we replied that we'd spent many hours in hot tubs on the cruise ship. The nurse then informed us that chlamydia is a bacteria, and bacteria love warm, moist environments -- like hot tubs. She said it was the most likely source of this disease in our case.

We contacted the cruise line and told them that their hot tubs were not clean and asked them to reimburse us for the cost of our prescriptions. The man I spoke to refused and accused me of lying.

I know you can't help me with the cruise line, Abby, but I want to warn your readers about public hot tubs. Perhaps it will save others from contracting a disease like we did. -- CONTAMINATED IN OHIO

DEAR OHIO: Thank you for wanting to spare others your unfortunate experience.

After reading your letter, I contacted the Centers for Disease Control National STD and AIDS Hotline (1-800-342-2437). I was told that chlamydia is NOT transmitted by sitting in or on the rim of a hot tub, nor by any other inanimate object. It is transmitted through genital contact.

Two diseases that "potentially" can be spread in and around swimming pools and hot tubs -- although it has NOT been well-documented -- are trichomoniasis (a parasite) and molluscum contagiosum (a virus), which can also be transmitted from unclean towels or bathing suits.

The most important thing your letter illustrates to me is how important it is for people to be properly diagnosed, rather than treating themselves with over-the-counter remedies.

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ekerr19
September 17th, 2004, 03:18 PM
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One more reason to avoid them... yikes!

Orcrone
September 17th, 2004, 03:20 PM
I'd guess that one of them had some pre-marital activities and decided to blame it on the hot tub.:o :eek:

ekerr19
September 17th, 2004, 03:22 PM
I'd guess that one of them had some pre-marital activities and decided to blame it on the hot tub.:o :eek:

No kidding! Did he have a Bachelor party? Those get pretty wild anymore... :eek:

bookworm0911
September 17th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Really could have done without reading all the details. :(

Orcrone
September 17th, 2004, 03:29 PM
No kidding! Did he have a Bachelor party? Those get pretty wild anymore... :eek:A rather sexist attitutude.;)

A friend of mine met a woman one time and spent the evening with her. Upon calling her a few days later her father answered. At first her father didn't say anything, and then informed my friend that she was getting married this weekend. He's assuming that she decided to have one last fling.:eek:

Don't know why she gave him her phone number.

tomc
September 17th, 2004, 03:31 PM
Just an update of the old song:
"Hi-ho the merry-o,
Blame it on the stereo."

We have a saying in broadcasting:
"If the FCC comes, hide; if they find you, lie."

How many ships are there now? (Lots)
How many hot tubs? (Lots)
How many people catching, uh, social diseases? (Lots)
How many from cruise ship hot tubs and NOT from strangers in the night? (Betcha none)

jhannah
September 17th, 2004, 03:34 PM
By the same token, I'm sure that many people blame a cruise ship for making them sick when, in fact, they had the virus (in its incubation stage) when they came aboard.

dakrewser
September 17th, 2004, 03:37 PM
I'd guess that one of them had some pre-marital activities and decided to blame it on the hot tub.:o :eek:
They didn't actually say what sort of activities went on in the hot tub, did they? :cool:

-dave

ekerr19
September 17th, 2004, 03:37 PM
A rather sexist attitutude.;)

A friend of mine met a woman one time and spent the evening with her. Upon calling her a few days later her father answered. At first her father didn't say anything, and then informed my friend that she was getting married this weekend. He's assuming that she decided to have one last fling.:eek:

Don't know why she gave him her phone number.

Giving out her number wasn't the brightest idea... :D we used to give out the number to the local RTD Dial-A-Ride when forced by a persistent admirer... ;)

Orcrone
September 17th, 2004, 03:41 PM
Giving out her number wasn't the brightest idea... Two stupid moves in one short story. I bet she's still married.:rolleyes:

Vicar
September 17th, 2004, 04:13 PM
Who knows


I bet "Gary" actually bought the "horseback riding" story too *LOL*

tomc
September 17th, 2004, 04:21 PM
This just in from cnn.com

A worried neighbor's call to Animal Control led to a bizarre scene at a southern Illinois home: Four officers wrestling an alligator out of a hot tub.

Vicar
September 17th, 2004, 04:25 PM
Oh my God

You can get Chlamydia from an alligator :)

gizmo
September 17th, 2004, 04:32 PM
This just in from cnn.com

A worried neighbor's call to Animal Control led to a bizarre scene at a southern Illinois home: Four officers wrestling an alligator out of a hot tub.
Who won?:D

Sierrachik
September 17th, 2004, 07:36 PM
This just in from cnn.com

A worried neighbor's call to Animal Control led to a bizarre scene at a southern Illinois home: Four officers wrestling an alligator out of a hot tub.Bet one of the officers got the idea to wrestle the alligator from a shore exursion on a HAL ship in the Panama Canal :)

Ziggy7
September 19th, 2004, 03:32 AM
Bet one of the officers got the idea to wrestle the alligator from a shore exursion on a HAL ship in the Panama Canal :)
hahahaha too funny !

cruzincurt
September 19th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Please keep the kiddos in diapers or swim diapers out of the hot tubs. Got out of a hot tub when the father brought the baby in and had lots of fun dipping the kiddo in and out.

There should be an IQ test to be a parent.