RevNeal Reporting from the Zaandam

[RevNeal]

Greetings Fellow HAL Board Posters! It is so good to say "hi" from the Zaandam! Wow, what a lovely ship!

This is just a quick note to say "hello" and to let you know that Christopher and myself made it aboard safely. I'm not going to draft a long initial-day report at this time because this is my initial wireless set-up session. I'm happy to see that I was able to make contact without any trouble and am going to enjoy searching out the ship for the best contact zone. :)

I'll be drafting an initial-day post later and uploading it to this thread, however suffice it to say that our first night aboard was FANTASTIC. The ship filled up for the Vancouver - San Diego transit, but she's still not full for the rest of the cruise ... so ... there IS a possibility of a post-San Diego upgrade! They'll let us know on Wednesday night. As it is, however, our J-category inside cabin is perfectly nice ... with one problem. The temperature during the first day was WARM. Too warm. But, by time to turn it the AC was pumping away and we got nice a chilly during the first night.

We're sitting in port here in Victoria. Half the excursions were cancelled because most people were not interested in doing them. I'll report on what we're going to be doing later.

Just a great big THANK YOU to all of you who sent me on-board gifts. I'll list what those were in a later post. They were WONDERFUL! God bless you all!!!!!

Weather couldn't be better. Nice, sun-shining, with a temp of 45 outside right now. What a LOVELY change compared to Dallas (at 90 degrees!) :D

Service ... so far so good. No problems to report in that department; dining room service was snappy. I'll give details later.

Bless all of you ... and especially those of you in Florida. While the ship is only supposed to get World Service of CNN we were able to watch the US network feed all last night covering the hurricane coming ashore. Our prayers this morning in the service were for all of you there.

Again, take care ... and look for my daily reports from the Lovely Zaandam!

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[habenicd]

RevNeal we did a family reunion a couple of years back on Zaandam. She is indeed a fine ship.

We will be sure to wave from the Statendam on Thursday in San Diego when we board for Hawaii.

Have a great trip on the Zaandam. I know we will on the Statendam.

Oh and I know all about the Dallas heat having grown up just a few miles south of there in Cleburne, Tx. That's why we live in Tennessee now.

[ekerr19]

Hi revneal-

Glad to hear from you! Keep us posted... :)

[grannynurse]

I'm expecting another video cruise log when you (ugh don't say it) return. Only because it's your grand style to do videos, and do them so well.

We're going to be on Zaandam for New Year's and have never seen her before.

What exactly is your itinerary? I know you left from Vancouver as I saw Zaandam on Kroooz-cams yesterday, I looked for you but the zoom factor isn't available on that website. Is your trip a combined pacific coastal and canal?

Packing for 2 climates?

Have you heard about the ferry incident in Alaska? Any Damage to the Zaandam?

I'll keep watching for your posts.
Living vicariously,
GN

[RuthC]

What a joy to sign on to CC and find your post on the very top! Thank you so much for checking in; and for the promise to keep at it! Glad you arrived safely; and on time; with all your luggage.

Now, don't miss your cruise because you're reporting on the cruise. If you get a better offer you can always postpone a report to us.
We'll forgive you. I think.

[Sage]

Revneal,

I'm so glad to hear that you are having a great time onboard the Zaandam. I will be looking forward to your video and reviews. I hope that you continue to have a great time and will look forward to your next post. :D

[Krazy Kruizers]

revneal

Glad that you have enjoyed the first evening on-baord the Zaandam and are having a restful day today after that long flight.

Have been on the Zaandam several times - great ship.

[sail7seas]

Glad you are safely aboard, Rev, and obviously happy to be there.


Thanks for taking time from your vacation to post for us.

Have a wonderful time.

[localady]

RevNeal-

Hope you are having mild seas as you float by my DH and I off the California coast! Looking forward to your reports, I just love cruising vicariously!:D :cool:

[Peggy Sue]

RevNeal...what a delightful surprise to see a post from you ... so happy to read that you are on board and enjoying your cruise. Hope the cabin upgrade comes through for you and Chris! Will be very interested in your comments about this cruise, as we are considering a panama canal cruise in the near future.

3 weeks aboard..I can feel the stress of our daily lives just melting away thinking about all that wonderful R&R

Enjoy your cruise..and I look forward to see updates from time to time!!

Peggy Sue

[elmorejj]

Hi Greg, so glad you are getting settled in and enjoying the Zaandam. I know you are in for a wonderful cruise. Look for Edmond, Caesar and Lucio on the lido deck, they will take good care of you. I won`t be able to follow your adventures for the next couple of weeks as we are leaving VERY early in the morning for 2 weeks on the Yucatan in Mexico, but look forward to catching up when we return. Enjoy!!!......jean :cool:

[Cruiseoften]

RevNeal - we did the Panama Canal on the Zaandam - wonderful trip!

You post some great pictures of your cruises - have you taken a look at the wall panels in the corridors of the Zaandam - they appear to be on silk with gold embroidery.

Maybe you will photograph and post.

Happy cruising :D

[Djokolot]

Greg:

So glad you and Chris enjoyed your first day on board. I'm sure it's going to be a fantastic trip with lots of memories for both of you!

When you send your report (please let us know how the Zaandam looks, and how the service is). We are very curious about the changes that have taken place.

Again, enjoy, and tip a glass for us!

Dee & Lon Okolotowicz

[Ziggy7]

RevNeal,

How wonderful to get home from church today and see your post, so glad you and Chris are having a good time, how long is your cruise ???? We will be looking for the skeet shooting off the ship as you pass by us in LA. Thank you for taking the time from your vacation to post to us, take lots of pictures please and have a wonderful time! :)

[HeatherInFlorida]

Ah, Rev, so happy to see your post and know that you are delighting in your journey so far.

Here in West Palm Beach we made it through Jeanne without too many problems and our power is back up so all is well. Sadly, others just barely North of us did not fare so well and once again Mother Nature has not been kind.

I'll look forward to your ongoing tales from the sea!!! Thanks for thinking of us:D Keep feeling joyous.

[cruznon]

It was great to know you are aboard safely and enjoying your cruise.
As a San Diegan, hope you enjoy your day here on Thursday.
I look forward to hearing from you throughout your voyage! :)

[Host Walt]

Add me to the list of vicarious cruisers!

And the weather is spectacular here in Southern California. You'll love the trip south and San Diego.

[CanSail]

Have a wonderful time Rev. and thank you for posting!
I am so looking forward to your future posts.
Take good care of the ship for me, my sailing is right after yours.
Thinking of you,
CanSail

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Greg, SO glad you are safely on the Zaandan. I have been busy all day so now just was able to read your post. I too will look forward to hearing your reports.
Reading you posts just helps us to pretend we are on a cruise:D
What day will you be in San Diego? We can then go to the Web Cam web site to wave at you;) http://live6.truelook.com/face/newface.jsp?func=0&name=/ecodb/sandiego/oneamerica2&pan=-101.48572&tilt=-12.994281&panfov=19.214195&tiltfov=14.976375&overlay=default&skin=default&useapplet=true&time=1079709536699&width=640&height=480&quality=60

:o I am sorry this web address seems to be a bit long hope it works.

[KSCnCA]

Have a great trip Revneal! I will wave to you as well on Thursday as I take the long way to the airport, my usual routine on "cruise ship days" in San Diego! Sometimes I just find an excuse to drive by when a ship is in port! Enjoy our city!

[Pete&Cat]

We hope you have the time of your life Rev! :)

[Roboat]

Good to hear from you, Revneal! I'm glad you are a happy camper and I'm sure you'll have a great cruise. Dedicate that first dozen lobsters to the CC board, And afterwards, as you dig your nose deep into a snifter of fine brandy, smile and think good thoughts. :p

[diann744]

RevNeal,

I've mostly been a lurker on these boards so you don't know me but you and the other regulars (I won't name them 'coz I'm sure to leave someone out) have helped get me revved up for my first cruise (ever!) in November on the Amsterdam.

I'm looking forward to your first-hand reports from the Zaandam as well as your pics. Have a wonderful time, and as someone (sorry!) said, don't worry 'bout us, just enjoy. Anything you post, whether during, or after your trip, will be eagerly awaited and most appreciated.

You've counted the days, looked forward to the day ------ now it's here. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!!!

Diann

[Cruising Jake]

Isnt' it great when the anticipation finally culminates in the actual event? Enjoy yourself and thanks for the post.

[kruzkeen]

RevNeal:

When we sailed to Alaska this summer on the Zandam, we received in the folder at the pier a short info package "THE VOYAGE BEGINS'. This is a quote from it:

DRESS

Your daily program will contain a notice of the dress for
Each evening. Shorts, tank tops, swimwear and workout
Attire are not permitted in the dining room or Pinnacle
Grill at any time, or in the Main Show lounge after
6pm. On formal and informal evenings, jackets are
required for men in the Pinnacle Grill

CASUAL No shorts, tank tops, swimwear or workout attire.

INFORMAL Sport Jacket for men.

FORMAL Jacket and tie for men. Tuxedo suggested.

End of quote.

No shorts in the dining room did not concern me as we always breakfast in the stateroom and lunch in the Lido. I cannot tell if shorts were permitted at any time on our cruise.

There has been more than one thread stating that this was only a Statendam ruling. Many people have stated that they wear shorts in the dining room for lunch and breakfast, but not for dinner. Perhaps these experiences have been on warm water cruises.

I showed this folder "THE VOYAGE BEGINS" to a friend who sailed yesterday on the Oosterdam from Seattle to the Panama. I have just received an email that they have the identical info. He is going to wear shorts for lunch to the dining room one day to see if he is 'permitted' to do so.

What about the Zaandam cruising to Flordia? Did you receive the same info? Will you check out the dining room some day at breakfast or lunch? Are people in shorts 'pemitted' in?

[JerseyShore]

We will be getting on the ship on Thursday in San Diego...its nice to hear from somone who is getting a head start on our journey. Have a great time & we join the party on Thursday.

[Host Walt]

Here's a link to a related thread.

Click here: Rev Neal's itinerary (http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=84055)

[RevNeal]

First Day

Arrival:

The Flight from Dallas to Vancouver was excellent and quiet. On arrival we crawled through a VERY LONG Customs Line, but then we quickly collected our luggage, turned it over to the HAL representatives outside the security zone, and then waited to take the bus to Canada Place. This was a pleasant 40 minute ride. Once arriving at Canada Place we went quickly through security, then on to check-in where there was no line. We checked in with no trouble, then immediately boarded the Zaandam. We were greeted, a steward took our carryon luggage and escorted us to, and into, our J-category (3343) cabin. All in all, from landing at YVR until walking into our cabin, it took us 2 hour and 25 minutes (an hour of it spent in the Customs line, 30 minutes waiting for the bus, 40 minutes in transit from the airport to Canada Place), and about 15 minutes to board the ship. Relatively painless.

Departure from Vancouver:

They had a very nice sail away party, and the Margaritas were nice, but I was amazed at how few people showed up for it. Perhaps they were too tired? I don’t know. But it was nice for those who were there.

Dining Room Service Thus Far:

As good as ever. We’re at a table for 8 in the central section of the Rotterdam Dining Room. Our Waiter is “Yogi” and his assistant waiter “Gofar” , and they are both sharp and fast in responding to requests and needs. When I expressed an interest in a different entree -- one that I’d never seen before (an Eggplant Enchilada) -- he suggested that he bring me it at well as my main entree ... which he did and Christopher and I shared. We ate at 8 pm, and were done and leaving the table by 9:30 pm.

Entertainment

The first evening entertainment was pretty awful. A singer did a series of impersonation songs ... horrible ... and the Zaandam cast is simply as cute and frenetic as ever.

Second Day -- Victoria BC:

Breakfast this morning was in the Lido ... outstanding Omelet and selection of other traditional breakfast foods. We then had the morning free. I set up my laptop with internet access and then we spent a while walking around the ship, taking photos and enjoying the minor differences between the Zaandam and the Volendam (with which we are very familiar) -- mostly just variations in decor.

We ate a small bite (a piece of pizza for me) for “lunch” then went ashore for the Craigdaroach Castle and Empress High Tea Tour. EXCELLENT tea (though were stuffed ourselves and were not at all hungry for dinner).

Dinner was excellent, service was fast and superb. We didn’t go to the show, but rather sat in the Explorer’s Lounge and enjoyed after dinner drinks, classical music, and conversation with table-mates.

Third Day -- Astoria Oregon:

This was a very long day ... took the land tour to Mt. Saint Helens. Wow, that was wonderful ... a beautiful sight, and what awesome power! If one hasn’t been before, one really should go see the devastation ... even 24 years later, it is breathtaking.

Dinner in the Rotterdam was another success. Several excellent dishes, including a very delicious chicken parmesan. The waiters continue to improve -- with 8 people at our table we still managed to finish dinner by 9:15 .... 1 hour and 15 minutes. Fast, efficient, and pleasant. The waiters even had time to stand and chat. It’s so sad that other people, particularly those on the Zuiderdam, haven’t been able to experience this excellent level of service.

The show that evening was really quite good: Black Tie was a quartet of 2 men and 2 women, the women on piano and cello and the men singing music from Broadway, classical opera, and some traditional favorites. I enjoyed them.

A few more remarks on the Zaandam: I’ve noted several minor areas where maintenance is underway ... glass being replaced where it had broken in some places. The crew is working hard, and seems to be happy. There has NOT been a decline in quality of service ... at least, not on this ship.

Seas have been mixed. HEAVY swells between Victoria and Astoria, but the day at sea since Astoria has been rather nice ... almost no swell and just chopping water which the ship’s stabilizers are having no trouble smoothing down. We’re at sea -- you can feel the motion -- but its not at all unpleasant.

Wish you all were here!!!!! No, truly I DO!!!!!




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[RevNeal]

Okay, my friends and fellow virtual cruisers, here's what I'm going to do. I've downloaded the this thread as of right now. I'm going to read and write up a few responses off-line, then I'll get back on a little later today and upload answers. I LOVE being able to do this off line. :) Saving money is always a GOOD thing.

I'll be posting a link page with some photos REAL soon (as in today), so keep an eye out here!

Peace!

[ekerr19]

Hi Revneal - Thanks for posting! I am so glad to hear you are enjoying the cruise thus far!

I am REALLY happy to hear about meals and service levels - what a relief! I hope it will be the same on the Volendam.

Keep checking in - WE WISH WE WERE THERE WITH YOU TOO! :D

Laura

[HeatherInFlorida]

RevNeal, SO exciting to read your review in real time! So happy you're having such good service. Always sad to read anything other than the level we depend on HAL for!!!

Heard on the news this morning that Mt. St. Helens is very likely going to erupt again (they don't know when). Did you have anything to do with that;) ?

Keep writing and keep enjoying:) and we'll live through your experience.

[RuthC]

It's funny, but a few minutes ago I was thinking of bringing this thread to the top to send virtual waves to encourage you to post.
Ya beat me to it! :)

Thanks for the update. Since you've been known to frequent the Piano Lounge would you be will to make a longish stop there and let us (me?) know all about whoever is playing there? And if you should enjoy yourself in the process, well, so much the better! :D

[Ziggy7]

Thanks RevNeal, we are with you there in spirt and of course in virtual cruise thru your reports :)
Waiting patiently for those pics hehehehe
Really thanks for taking the time to share your cruise and pics with us!

[dakrewser]

This was a very long day ... took the land tour to Mt. Saint Helens.
If only I'd known! Could have been looking for you on the Mt. St. Helens web cam :rolleyes:
http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/

-dave

[starysacz]

Rev Neal: Keep the reports coming. Have always enjoyed your reports and cruise reviews with pictures in the past.:)

[akeka]

I really appreciate the posts and am enjoying it vicariously. We'll be boarding the Volendam Saturday and following you (a few days behind, I think).

I am too bringing my laptop for the first time and will try to post regular updates as well.

[DFD1]

Thanks, Rev; Good Stuff ! Keep it coming.

[CanSail]

Thank you Rev.
Reading your post is making me look forward to my cruise on the Zaandam on the 16th. I can't wait...needing a restful and relaxing week.
I hope you are enjoying every minute.
Sending you my best wishes for a wonderful cruise.
CanSail

[lka1012]

I saw on the news the St Helens is rumbling again. Is that from you Rev. Hope you have a great time. I hope to take the same cruise one day. I know my folks enjoyed it when they took it.

[RevNeal]

Here are a few responses to some of the questions asked on this thread earlier. If I didn't answer your question, bear with me. :) Today is the first day I've had any free time to do anything but scratch!!!! And BOY, are there a LOT of things to do aboard ship today! They've got every 30 minute slot filled with activities!!!!

***

GN:

“ Have you heard about the ferry incident in Alaska? Any Damage to the Zaandam?”

No, I hadn’t heard about the incident. However, there’s no visible damage to the Zaandam.

***

Cruiseoften:

“ You post some great pictures of your cruises - have you taken a look at the wall panels in the corridors of the Zaandam - they appear to be on silk with gold embroidery.

Maybe you will photograph and post.”

I intend to do a full photo-tour and video-tour of the ship. But, I’m waiting for San Diego when half the ship gets off ... things will be relatively quiet then and I’ll be able to take a lot of good pictures.

***

Djokilot:

“When you send your report (please let us know how the Zaandam looks, and how the service is). We are very curious about the changes that have taken place.”

As I’ve already written, it looks like there’s been very few changes made on the Zaandam. Staff is attentive and quick ... they know their jobs very well. I really can’t see any neglect at all on the ship; indeed, crew are visible all over the place doing regular maintenance and upkeep. She is well-take-care-of.

***

Laffnvegas:

“ What day will you be in San Diego? We can then go to the Web Cam web site to wave at you”

We’ll be in San Diego on Thursday, along with the Statendam. projected time of arrival is 6:30 am, and we’ll be pulling out at 5 pm.

***

Kruzkeen:

Good question regarding dress code. We received the same folder upon check-in, and it contained that notice about dress code. While I think I see where you’re coming from relative to shorts not being allowed in the dining room and Pinnacle Grill, the directive is written within the context of “dress for each evening.” At lunch today (Tuesday, Sept 28) I noticed 2 men in shorts. They were not turned away. However, last night I overheard as a fellow at the table behind ours was asked to leave and put on long pants, even though it was a casual night.

“ What about the Zaandam cruising to Florida? Did you receive the same info?”

What about it? We’re on the 21 day cruise, so of course we’re going to Florida. :D

I hope my observation on dress has been clear. The no-shorts rule would appear to apply in the dining room and Pinnacle Grill during the EVENINGS, not during Breakfast or Lunch. I’ll keep watching, however. Tonight is our first formal night! I look forward to seeing if anyone tries to come to dinner in less than formal attire ... and what happens to them.


***

JerseyShore!

You will be welcome aboard the Zaandam! About half our fellow passengers are getting of in San Diego, and we’ll be getting some new ones.

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[RevNeal]

I saw on the news the St Helens is rumbling again. Is that from you Rev. Hope you have a great time. I hope to take the same cruise one day. I know my folks enjoyed it when they took it.

We heard from a park ranger that there was a possibility of steam or maybe even a small explosion, and that the ground temperature levels had risen some over the last few months. We were not allowed to take any of the paths toward the mountain from the closest observation post.

Got some great pictures from there.

[Krazy Kruizers]

Thanks for reporting in to all of us who can't be on the Zaandam with you.

I started a thread yesterday for those who don't know that you will be in San Diego on Thursday as well as link to view the Zaandam going through the canal on Oct. 10.

[Krazy Kruizers]

Panama Canal links:

www.seacruisechat.com/panamacanal (http://www.seacruisechat.com/panamacanal)

www.panamacanal.com (http://www.panamacanal.com)

[RevNeal]

Here are a few photos from the trip thus far.


Departing Victoria (http://revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/pcc1.jpg)

Mt. Saint Helens (http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/mtsthelens1.jpg)

Greg and Chris at Mt. Saint Helens (http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/chrisgregmtsthel1.jpg)

In Astoria we were joined by the Amsterdam. Here's a photo!

The Amsterdam in Astoria (http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/astoria1.jpg)

[longtimecruiser]

Thank you so much for posting while on your cruise. I have enjoyed your post and pictures so far. I am anxiously awaiting your next installment. I always say that if you can't be on a cruise, reading about one is the next best thing.

[Lovebirds]

Uh, RevNeal, about that picture of you and Chris at Mt. St. Helens, did you forget the first rule of sunlight photagraphy? The sun should be behind the photographer so your faces won't be in the shadows. You're just have to go back and go around to the other side of the mountain and try again:D

[bobpatj]

Rev., how nice of you to invite us along on your cruise. What a beautiful clear day you had at Mt. St. Helen's. Your pictures and posts are such a treat. Thank you!

[dakrewser]

In Astoria we were joined by the Amsterdam. Here's a photo!

The Amsterdam in Astoria (http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/astoria1.jpg)

Were those tents in the parking lot where the natives set up a tourist market? Were there lot's of "real Oregonian" trinkets? :rolleyes:

-dave

[debblue]

enjoy the cruise i just arrived back home form the statendam god bless you and your fellow cruisers happy sails to you

[CanSail]

Rev.
Thank you for your photos.
Best to you and Chris.
Can you please, please sneak a picture of one of the S suites for me?
Just tell the passenger in the suite that you are the new cabin steward.
Love CanSail

[Peggy Sue]

RevNeal,

Thanks for your update...love reading your updates about the ship, as we'll be on her sister ship, the volendam on 11/6. We certainly appreciated the info you shared about the volendam..and happy to hear hat the zaandam is providing you with a relaxing place to call home for the next 3 weeks. I do hope you're successful in upgrading your cabin before you leave CA for the remainder of your cruise!

Pictures are fantastic. When we were in Hawaii I remember how interesting it was to see all different levels of vegitation and trees and the lava flow fields coming down to the sea. So very interesting and amazing to come face to face with the force of mother nature! We were able to see steam vents and hear rumbling in Hawaii...were you able to see or hear anything at Mt St Helene

Wishing you calm seas and relaxing days.. I'll be watching for your next installment.. Thanks for taking the time to bring all of us along on your cruise!!

Peggy Sue

[Vicar]

Hey Rev,

Glad that you are safely aboard and that everything is going well so far.

Hope it stays wonderful.

Have a great time.

looking foward to your updates :)

[kruzkeen]

Kruzkeen:

Good question regarding dress code. We received the same folder upon check-in, and it contained that notice about dress code. While I think I see where you’re coming from relative to shorts not being allowed in the dining room and Pinnacle Grill, the directive is written within the context of “dress for each evening.” At lunch today (Tuesday, Sept 28) I noticed 2 men in shorts. They were not turned away. However, last night I overheard as a fellow at the table behind ours was asked to leave and put on long pants, even though it was a casual night.


I hope my observation on dress has been clear. The no-shorts rule would appear to apply in the dining room and Pinnacle Grill during the EVENINGS, not during Breakfast or Lunch. I’ll keep watching, however. Tonight is our first formal night! I look forward to seeing if anyone tries to come to dinner in less than formal attire ... and what happens to them.




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Gotcha. You read the folder with clearer observation than I did. Shorts are not permitted in the dinning room 'at any time' in the evening.

This should clear up this dress code confusion.

Do keep your eyes open in the evening on casual nights.

[ekerr19]

Ah, revenal - love the photos, please keep them coming as you are able! We are cruising with you - even if in spirit only!

All the best-
Laura

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Greg, Your pictures are great. Gee, do you feel like the whole HAL Board is cruising with you? I think we do:p Between you and Jim we are traveling all over the place:cool:

Looking forward to watching the web cam in San Diego and Panama Canal.

Thanks again.

[jasl]

THANKS for your reports Rev, nice pictures. The Zaandam is one of the few HAL ships I have not sailed on, but glad to read you were treated to BLACK TIE, what a classy act!!! Saw them on our Spring Prinsendam voyage. (BTW cannot wait to meet you next year on the Veendam). Best wishes for a wonderful cruise.

[Margie_Lady]

I am enjoying the pictures and the cruise (vicariously). However, the first picture, departing Victoria, is actually taken while departing Vancouver, sailing under the Lions Gate Bridge beside Stanley Park. I happened to be driving over the bridge that afternoon, looking at the Zaandam in port and wishing I was on her. If I had been half an hour later, I would have waved at you!

[Roadwork]

Rev Neal,

I hope you are enjoying your cruise.

How is the skeet shooting?:D

[lka1012]

Okay, our dear Rev Neal visits Mt St Helens and it begins to errupt. He then sails past (or is about ot sail past) California and an earthquake happens. Is there a trend here?

[HeatherInFlorida]

Okay, our dear Rev Neal visits Mt St Helens and it begins to errupt. He then sails past (or is about ot sail past) California and an earthquake happens. Is there a trend here?
I noticed this, too. So, RevNeal, just keep your ship away from the Southeastern states ... we've got enough troubles!!!:D

[RevNeal]

Fourth Day - A Day at Sea

What a lovely day it was. Overcast and foggy and chilly -- yes, it was a lovely day because the Cruise staff had something for us to do every 30 minute period, all day long. From breakfast in the Lido to Lunch in the Main Dining room, it was a day of eating and playing. The sights could have been better, I grant that -- looking at a wall of fog less than a ship-length ahead of the prow is not exactly fun -- but it wasn’t bad either. I enjoyed the day reading, accessing the internet, playing some of the games in the lounges and taking tours (Trivial Pursuit, Name that Mystery Movie Tune, the Kitchen tour, etc). Then, Tuesday evening was the Captain’s Reception and our first Formal Night. And, yes, there were some clothing fireworks ... :)

The balance of tuxedos to suits/jacket and ties was about 60/40, with both traditional black tuxedoes, white dinner jackets, and modern tuxedos being out in force. Those men in suits overwhelmingly opted for black suits with white shirts and very conservative ties. At our table, for instance, of the 4 men 3 were wearing tuxedos, one was in a very sharp, black suit with a lovely dark blue tie set against a crisp white shirt ... he looked fantastic. As for the ladies, they ladies were all dressed in lovely formal night clothing. In short, we had an elegant table ... exactly the kind I really enjoy.

This wasn’t true for everyone, however. There were a few people who didn’t feel like abiding by the published dress code. This was particularly true at the table behind us. A gentleman, who had been asked to change into slacks for casual evening the night before, came to formal night dinner dressed in slacks and a button-down sports shirt -- no jacket, no tie. Jerry, the Matre’ D, came over while their drink orders were being taken, and I could hear him say in a quiet yet respectful tone, “Sir, tonight is formal night.”

“Yes?” the man replied.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to return to your cabin and retrieve a jacket and tie.”

“But the dress code says that’s suggested.”

“No, sir. What’s suggested is a tuxedo; what is required is a jacket and tie.”

“Required?”

“Correct, sir.”

“What if I refuse?”

“Then, sir, you will not be served in the Rotterdam Dining Room.”

“You’re kidding me.”

“No, sir, I'm not kidding you.” The Matre’ D then stood up straight and walked away, apparently stopping to inform the area supervisor of the situation.

After a few minutes, the fellow got up and left. Less than 10 minutes later he showed up in slacks, a sports jacket, white shirt and tie. Nothing else was said, either by the Matre’ D nor by his table companions, but I’m sure the fellow was more than just a little bit embarrassed. I was reminded of our discussions on this board a few months back ... it's that kind of embarrassment that I'd rather certain people not have to experience. This fellow's not being dressed in formal garb didn't both me at all -- I couldn't even see him, given that was was seated behind me -- but he was made to be embarrassed thanks to his own unwillingness to conform.


So .... YES ... on the Zaandam Formal Night dress code IS being enforced as printed in the “Know Before You Go” booklet and in the packet one receives upon boarding.

A Few Critical Remarks:

It’s difficult to find things to be critical about. Thus far, on this cruise, things have been nearly perfect. Nevertheless, I made a list of things that bugged me:

1. The AC in our J-category inside cabin was a bit weak to begin with, but as the first day progressed into our second day it improved. We’re comfortable now, and even chilly at night ... which is how both Christopher and I tend to like it.

2. Satellite reception has been dreadful. CNN had been US service -- we watched the Hurricane hit Florida -- but, since Astoria, there’s nothing but static on that channel. I asked at the front desk, and the response I got was that their CNN satellite feed had been lost due to a technical failure and that an technician would get it back up in San Diego.

3. They have offered us an upgrade. GULP ... they want $1,211 per person for an upgrade to an A category outside cabin ... there are, as of right now, 5 empty cabins in that category. That’s a bit steep. After San Diego there will be more vacancies, and there may be a complimentary upgrade offered to us ... though the Front Desk wouldn’t say what at this point.

4. The staff still has not admitted that the ship is not going to be stopping at Grand Cayman ... we have a tour booked there, but fully expect it to be refunded. When I asked about our stopping there one of the ship’s officers said that it was truly up in the air, depending upon what happens there in terms of getting the island back up and running over the next two weeks. If we were expecting to dock there THIS week, or even next week, it would have been canceled already. As for HMC, they tell us we WILL be stopping there. The officer I spoke with seemed rather certain of this.

5. At dinner our table waiter and assistant are both doing an excellent job, but last night they got off track and some of us were eating our entree while others were still working on salad. I mentioned this to waiter (Yogi) and he said he’d be a little more careful in the future.

6. Rock music in various parts of the ship. I don’t mind it too much, but I find it very annoying in the Explorer's Lounge. At night the Atlantis Strings plays LOVELY classical chamber music in the Explorer’s Lounge ... they are REALLY GOOD. But during the day it is a bit much to have to listen to Van Halen while sitting in there, trying to read! On the Lido, or in the Casino, I expect that kind of music ... but not in the Explorer’s Lounge.

7. I purchased a soda card for $55 -- that’s for the whole 21 day cruise. Thus far it’s been really easy getting coke wherever I want it ... with ONE exception: the Crows Nest. I’m there now, as I write this, because there is no music playing at all ... it’s nice and quiet in here and I can listen to my iPod without having loud rock music interfere with my music of choice. I’m seated in the rear on the port side, with a lovely view of the water as I type this. But, to get something to drink I have to buy a can of coke. The fountain dispenser is producing flat coke -- the Co2 mix is out, and the fellow says there’s nothing he can do about it. Oh, well.

8. Some of my fellow passengers are real jerks. One fellow, driving his little cart, rammed me while I was in line at breakfast this morning. Seems as though I was in his way. Now, granted, I was wearing a Holland America Line blue Polo shirt and, perhaps, he thought I was staff or something. But that doesn’t justify him running into me with his cart, then gruffly saying “get out of my way” while gunning his little car and .... yes ... rolling right over my left foot. It happened right in front of a ship’s officer who saw it happen, then came over after the fellow was gone to ask me if I was ok. I told him I was, and thanked him for showing concern. He then made it clear that he remembered me from my last Chaplain service aboard the Volendam. We ended up having a nice chat together. Turns out there are several staff aboard who recognize me from earlier cruises, and that he had been looking for me. No other reason than to just say high ... he appreciated my desire to just be on vacation this trip.

At any rate ... those are the worst problems I can muster up at this time. The photographers have not been problematic ... often they hound you, but this time if you don’t want your photo taken they’re being very polite. And the photos they have taken have been really quite good. I’ve bought a few.

The menus have been rather good. Standard HAL fare, but thus far no problems. Christopher ordered the Lobster tail last night, and the portion was so small he asked for a second plate with TWO tails on it. They didn’t bat an eye, and sure enough the plate showed up with TWO of the small tails on it. That seemed to satisfy.

Frankly, I’ve found the portions to be rather smaller than normal, and that’s to my liking. For one thing, it makes it possible to try out several things on the menu ... many at our table have been ordering more than one appetizer, more than one soup, or more than one entree ... myself included.

Well, it’s time for me to go and scare up some lunch ... I wonder if I can find anything to eat on this tub??? ;)

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[Krazy Kruizers]

Thanks for reporting in.

So glad to hear that the Zaandam is enforcing the dress code - YEAH!!!

[WindyCity]

Thanks for the update Rev. Kudos to that Maitre D'!! I think he handled it very well - not easy to do.

[RevNeal]

Uh, RevNeal, about that picture of you and Chris at Mt. St. Helens, did you forget the first rule of sunlight photagraphy? The sun should be behind the photographer so your faces won't be in the shadows. You're just have to go back and go around to the other side of the mountain and try again

Hardy har har .... it was VERY inconsiderate of the mountain to blow that direction ... it sure made it difficult with the sun directly above us. However, the pictures didn't turn out too badly if I do say so myself. Some color and contrast and backlighting adjustments helped.

[saltydog28]

Thanks for posting revneal. But I gotta tell ya,-if I were a cop-and I had a ticket book- I would have given that clown a ticket. I hope you don't run into him-or I should say him into you- too often.
Take care,
Pat.

[Krazy Kruizers]

Heather

Should I tell you the bad news???

revneal's ship (Zaandam) is due to dock at Port Canaveral on Oct 16.

I'm just hoping that by the time he gets by some of the ports that we visit after him, they will have had a chance to clean up from whatever happens.

Mt St Helens - doesn't sound good - after he spent an entire day there.

California - small earth quakes??

San Diego - tomorrow - yikes - I hope there will still be a pier there after the Zaandam leaves - that's where we sail from.

[Himself]

Rev. Greg Neal:

I enjoyed the pictures of Mt. St. Helen and of you and Christopher at the sight. I hear that there is rumbling going on inside the mountain again.
Did you hear about that or did you hear it?

The picture of you leaving Victoria. Was that Victoria or Vancouver? I ask because the bridge looks a lot like the "Lion's Gate" in Vancouver.

Best Wishes
Himself

[dakrewser]

Fourth Day - A Day at Sea

The sights could have been better, I grant that -- looking at a wall of fog less than a ship-length ahead of the prow is not exactly fun -- That's not fog, it'd the Marine Layer. It's what keeps our bay area weather so temperate all year round. :)

A gentleman, who had been asked to change into slacks for casual evening the night before, came to formal night dinner dressed in slacks and a button-down sports shirt -- no jacket, no tie. Jerry, the Matre’ D, came over while their drink orders were being taken, and I could hear him say in a quiet yet respectful tone, “Sir, tonight is formal night.”Yeah! Civilization hasn't died!!

6. Rock music in various parts of the ship. I don’t mind it too much, but I find it very annoying in the Explorer's Lounge. Oops! But civilization is on shaky pins. This was probably decided by the same people who picked the ship's color scheme...:rolleyes:

8. Some of my fellow passengers are real jerks. Glad to see some things never change....:D


-dave

[HeatherInFlorida]

Heather

Should I tell you the bad news???

revneal's ship (Zaandam) is due to dock at Port Canaveral on Oct 16.

I'm just hoping that by the time he gets by some of the ports that we visit after him, they will have had a chance to clean up from whatever happens.

Mt St Helens - doesn't sound good - after he spent an entire day there.

California - small earth quakes??

San Diego - tomorrow - yikes - I hope there will still be a pier there after the Zaandam leaves - that's where we sail from.

KK, too funny ... LOL:D !!! Rev, absolutely loving your posts. Your stories are so well told. I feel I'm right there with you! So great of you to take the time.

[RuthC]

Fog, eh? Lovely, eh? Try saying that after 34 of 'em in a row! But I'm glad you're having a nice time, and are sharing it with those of us who only type and wait.

So glad to read the Maitre D' enforced the dress code---if only in the dining room. Man couldn't even put on a pair of pants on casual night, and then dressed casual on formal night! He deserved a speaking to.

I believe that "music" can be controlled within any given area. It's the choice of those running the Lido, lounge, etc. what backround selection is made.

Looking forward to continuing reports.

[localady]

Great to hear that the dress code was enforced in the Dining Room, it wasn't on the Ryndam and on the 3 out of 4 nights we attended formal nights in the dining room or Pinnacle formally attired. We saw a few with jeans and tees in the Dining Room on formal night, it was truly out of place.:rolleyes: It's wonderful that the Maitre'D stuck to his guns as there is always the option of casual dining in the Lido or room service IMHO.:)

P.S. Was born in the fog of the City by the Bay and love the stuff, but not particularly during "scenic" cruising, something gets lost in the translation.
Continued safe seas and hopefully some sunshine Rev. Neal!:cool:

[Peggy Sue]

Hi RevNeal,

Really enjoying reading your reports. Thanks for taking us along!

Interesting comment about grand cayman. Today I an update from an internet travel site (I don't know if I can mention the name?) anyway, the person writing the article (Alan Fox) was giving an update on the hurricane damage and which islands suffered the worst blows. Grand Cayman was on the list of islands that received the worst brunt of these storms. He attached pictures from a photographer who lives on grand cayman. It was very sad to see all that destruction. He went onto say this port was closed and at this point in time cruise lines have not been advised when the port will reopen.

Also saw pictures of Grenada .. with even more destruction than grand cayman.

My heart and daily prayers go out to all those trying to put their lives back together again after these storms!

Sounds like you're enjoying yourself! How nice that crew members remember you from previous cruises!

Sorry you had to run into jerks..hope you don't get your toes run over too often!!

Enjoy.. I'm looking forward to your next post!!

Peggy Sue

[bepsf]

Rev--

Thanks for the posts - sounds like you're having a great time!

The first evening entertainment was pretty awful. A singer did a series of impersonation songs ... horrible ...
What was this guy's name - sounds just as bad as the guy on Amsterdam the week of 9/12...:(

[Vicar]

REV,

Glad you are having such a great time.

Enjoying the reviews and your pics very much.


Hmmmmmm I have a feeling the guy on the cart is gonna end up as chum by the end of the cruise *LOL*

Enjoy:)

[Santa Fe Jim]

“Then, sir, you will not be served in the Rotterdam Dining Room.”

It would be nice to hear this sort of courage from the maitre d' (s) on all HAL ships. It would again set HAL apart from most of the other lines.

Thanks for the reports, they are truly a pleasure to read.

SFJ

[cruznon]

How wonderful of you to share your trip with all of us!!
I really look forward to your posts.
Have fun in San Diego tomorrow! (I fly out tomorrow morning and I'll look for the Zaandam as we turn back over the bay!)

[Ziggy7]

Say cheese RevNeal, and look right at the webcam and wave! :) We'll all be looking for you ! Dont forget to wear your green shirt :)

[Himself]

Sounds like the matre de on the Zaandam knows how to run a tight ship.
Three cheers for this man. Hip, Hip huray! Hip, him, huray! Hip, hip Horay!

Himself

[RevNeal]

Sorry I wasn't able to get online yesterday ... was busy. :) I don't think I need to explain HOW I was busy!!!!!

Answers to some questions:

Ruth, the Pianist in the Pianio Lounge on the Zaandam is Sonia Marie. She’s pretty good, but we’ve not yet spent a lot of time there.

Dave: “ Were those tents in the parking lot where the natives set up a tourist market? Were there lot's of "real Oregonian" trinkets?”

Yes and Yes ... “real Oregonian” trinkets from Hong Kong. :D

Margie_Lady: “I am enjoying the pictures and the cruise (vicariously). However, the first picture, departing Victoria, is actually taken while departing Vancouver, sailing under the Lions Gate Bridge beside Stanley Park. I happened to be driving over the bridge that afternoon, looking at the Zaandam in port and wishing I was on her. If I had been half an hour later, I would have waved at you!”

Yes, I know ... that was a Typo ... I had Victoria on my mind. :) I got several good photos of passing under that Vancouver bridge looking back at the people watching us from the shore. I’ll be posting them on my website after the cruise is over.

lka1012: “Okay, our dear Rev Neal visits Mt St Helens and it begins to errupt. He then sails past (or is about ot sail past) California and an earthquake happens. Is there a trend here?”

I sure hope so. It’s kinda weird noting that the mountain is threatening to explode after having just visited there. Yikes!!!

:)

http://www.revneal.org/zaanreport.jpg

[RevNeal]

Day Five: At Sea

What a relaxing day it was! We spent much of it just roaming around the ship, enjoying the various lounges, gazing at the sea, relaxing in a hot tub, and getting a massage. It’s the kind of day at sea I enjoy the most!

Lunch on the Lido was excellent! I had a plate of penne Alfredo from the Pasta bar and a few vegetables from the main line. I also had a wonderful piece of cheese cake for dessert. The Lido doesn’t disappoint. Neither does the wait staff there -- they were very attentive to cleaning off dirty dishes, even while we were still eating, and making sure that tables were available just as soon as people were finished. Given that we had reservations for the Pinnacle Grill, we attended the “Cooking Demonstration” and saw how they made the Dungeness Crab Cakes. They also had samples for everyone who attended ... YUM.

Speaking of dinner in the Pinnacle Grill, Chris and I both agree that this was one of the better dining experiences we’ve had in the there -- except that I ate too much. Yikes!!

I ordered the Porterhouse steak, cooked medium, with scalloped potatoes and creamed spinach. The steak was as near to perfect as I’ve had it in many land restaurants -- not quite Ruth Cris, but very close. I should have had the Filet Mingon ... my eyes were too big for my appetite!!! :D The creamed spinach was just ok, but the potatoes were to die for. The salad looked like something that the staff had weed-eaten right out of Mr. Lantermans’ backyard, but it sure tasted good. I suppose the best aspect was the restaurant's atmosphere and style of presentation -- which is to say, refined and precise. Sometimes I think the Europeans who work there need to learn how to smile, but I that’s not as much a part of their culture as it is ours.

After dinner in the Pinnacle we attended the evening show, a musician named Dr. Justin Miller. He was an excellent guitarist and presented an interesting and entertaining musical program detailing the history and variety of guitar music. It was standing room only in the show lounge.

The rest of the evening was spent in conversation with some of our new friends over drinks in the Explorer’s Lounge, where we also enjoying the Atlantic Strings until after midnight (they played longer than their posted time ... I suppose because the lounge was full and people were making requests).


Day Six: San Diego

San Diego was disembarkation day for nearly 800 passengers! Wow, talk about an interesting sight ... half the ship literally got off, leaving the rest of us to enjoy a ship with just unreal amounts of empty space. We had a lite continental breakfast this morning, and spent our time watching people leave. Then, about 11 am, the embarkation of about 700 people began. After lunch (in the main dining room ... fair; should have gone to the Lido) we went ashore to walk up broad street to find a Drug Store ... Christopher has been fighting a cold, and it’s been threatening me too. We must have walked more than three miles, because by the time we got back to the ship my right leg was beginning to hurt me (I’ve been walking about 2 miles while aboard ship). Upon returning to the ship we rested for a while, then went up to the Sports deck during the lifeboat drill for the newly embarked passengers to photograph the Statendam as she pulled out of port San Diego; we soon followed her out to sea in a pleasant, sun-shining, yet slightly chilly early evening cruise-out.

Dinner this evening was in the main dining room, and it was quite good. Christopher had the Tuna Steak, which he says was cooked just a hair too much (it was a tiny bit more done than rare, but not enough for him to send it back). I ordered sliced fruit for an appetizer (refreshing!), the cream of cauliflower and blue cheese soup (WOW!), salad greens (oh-hum ... not much one can do about a plate of greens!), and the Prime Rib. Now, I know that the beef dishes in HAL’s Main Dining Room are often harshly criticized -- and I’ve done my share of criticizing it as being “shoe leather,” etc. -- however this time the Prime Rib was yummy. Cooked perfectly, it was outstanding both in terms of texture and in taste. I was happy and well-fed! For dessert we had the Flambé of the Day -- Cherries Foster. Thus far they’ve had a Flambé at dessert every day, and the cart is within view off to one side.

The show was a second performance of Black Tie -- they are four excellent musicians. I enjoyed the show as much the second time as I did the first. They did a sequence of Broadway songs and several humorous routines. Following the show we were both so tired from our long day that we turned in. Besides, we were told to set our clocks forward 1 hour before going to sleep! OUCH!

All-in-all, things ar going very well here on the glorious Zaandam. I’ll prepare some photos at some point and upload them later today.

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[RuthC]

Justin Miller is aboard to entertain! WOW! If he's still there, and if you like his storytelling, beg the CD (on your knees if necessary!) to let Justin do his "Canaries, Crooners, and Kumquats" lecture. It's worth going to again, and again, and again, and.... You'll learn more about music than you ever thought possible. He's an old friend from several cruises, and entertained on the Rotterdam this summer.

I'm following your tales with baited breath. Please---keep 'em coming!

(You are saving your pillow chocolates for me, aren't you?)

[TylerRose]

Thanks for the updates, We continue to bask in the Texas heat, as politics attempts to overtake the networks as premieres continue,and the State Fair welcomes us back like children. Tonights weather for the Friday Night Football frenzy is ofcourse 30% chance of rain, hot, & Muggy... so now you are all up to date TEXAS STYLE!

Wish we were there!

[RevNeal]

Ok ... here are links to all the photos I've processed and uploaded thus far. Some of these y'all have seen before, some are new Enjoy!

http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/pcc3.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/pcc1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/mtsthelens1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/formal1s.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/chrisgregmtsthel1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/astoria1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/lifeboatdrill2.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/statendam1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/statendam2.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/formal1s.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/zaandamsd1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/statendam3.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/zaandamsd2.jpg

[localady]

Hope the seas are better and the fog has cleared ( the fog on the sea I mean.)!!!!:D Have a raisin roll for me please.:cool:

[DocJohnB]

lka1012: “Okay, our dear Rev Neal visits Mt St Helens and it begins to errupt. He then sails past (or is about ot sail past) California and an earthquake happens. Is there a trend here?”

I sure hope so. It’s kinda weird noting that the mountain is threatening to explode after having just visited there. Yikes!!!


OK RevNeal,

If that is the case, then we Floridians are going to have to respectfully request that you depart the ship and fly back home, before you enter the Gulf of Mexico. We cannot take another hurricane this year. :eek:

[Himself]

Rev. Greg Neal:

I am glad you and Christopher were at Mt. St. Helen's earlier this week, rather than today. She erupted about an hour ago.
Himself

[Djokolot]

Greg:

You captured several beautiful shots. What type of camera do you use? I am a bit of an amateur photographer myself...so I am naturally, curious. Where was the photo "pcc3.jpeg" taken?

BTW, who is master & commander of Zaandam this time around? Glad to hear Jerry Spies is still doing a sensational job! We met him on our April '04 cruise.

And finally---what has been the highlight on the Pacific Side so far?

Dee

[Himself]

Greg:

I have enjoyed your pictures very much. Please keep them coming.

Himself

[iluvcruzin]

The pictures are great. Looks like you are having a fabulous time. Enjoy your trip!:)

[Minybear]

Rev Greg Neal. Love your photos. It brings back great memories of our Alaska Zaandam cruise on 8/28-9/4/04.

Could you do me a favor Rev. I have purchased auction art (Fantasica Mickey) while on our Zaandam cruise. I have somehow misplaced or lost our confirmation sheet with phone number to guest services (or where ever) so I can get intouch with someone due to we haven't recieved our auctioned art yet. Could you please go to the auction art desk and get the phone number of the person I can get intouch with? I think she said it would take 6-10 weeks to get in (its been 4 weeks) but I may have mistaken her. Could you please check for me:).

My email address if mminybear@aol.com. If you don't have time to do this for me that is ok. Enjoy your wonderful vacation.:)

Minybear

[Slinkiecat]

RevNeal, is it true that you ordered the eruption of Mt. St. Helens just to make your cruise truly memorable? If so, please take that as your only memento of the cruise and return home on schedule, very gently. :) Hope you are enjoying it all.

Slinkie

[Aloha_Jackie]

“Then, sir, you will not be served in the Rotterdam Dining Room.”

--I particularly enjoyed that line as well.

REV (Greg) - loving your reports - keep up the great work! I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for more! Thanks for the pics!

[saltydog28]

revneal-you look very suave and dapper in the photos. Now that I buttered you up I have a favor to ask. Could you find out what is in a wang wang? I really thought someone would have posted that by now. Or maybe I missed it. This next question is for Christopher.- What is the thread count in the sheets. Are they 100% cotton or a blend? And is there anything else we should know (or not know) about the bedding.
Thanks,
Pat.

[Quendryth]

Revneal

My DH & I are curious as to the age of the man who dressed "down" on formal night. It sure seems he was just trying to buck the system & see if he could get away with it! Kudos to the maitre 'de for his very appropriate tongue lashing!

You will love the Canal. I have transited it 3 times now - once the full trip on the Noordam, & twice on the Rotterdam. It never ceases to amaze me.

Can't wait to meet you on the Veendam in 2005! It is ONLY a little more than one year away!

Have a wonderful vacation!

Q

[RevNeal]

My friends, we're at sea today. I'm in the process of uploading pictures from Cabo ... once they're done, I'll post my report for the last two days. I've noticed that there are some questions for me ... I'm downloaded the page and will answer them off-line and then get on later today (or tomorrow, if I get too busy playing!!!!! :) ) with some answers.

My report and the links to the photos should follow soon.

[RevNeal]

Day Seven: At Sea

This was a nice, quiet day spent cruising down the Baha Peninsula toward Cabo San Lucas from San Diego. The seas were nice and calm, and as the weather warmed the fog cleared up leaving us with a bright, sunny afternoon. We spent most of the day roaming around the ship, enjoying the various lounges, watching a movie at the Wajang Theater, playing in the Casino, and accessing the internet. I also spent a while reading a book and chatting with one of my new fellow passengers over afternoon tea.

This evening was our second Formal Evening -- the first for those who joined us in San Diego. For the most part the new bunch of passengers are as predisposed to dressing according to the code as the old bunch. As a rough estimate, it appeared to me that about 60% or more of the men were in Tuxedoes, while most of the rest were in very nice suits and ties. I only saw a smattering of men around the ship who were not in at least a jacket and a tie, and I don’t remember seeing any in the Dining room that were not appropriately dressed.

Service continues to be good, but I noticed that it was a little bit slower than normal due -- I suspect -- the a full captain's table. The dinner selections were excellent, but among our observations is that the portions are smaller than they used to be; the good news is that this makes it possible for us to try several different selections without getting overstuffed. The desserts have been especially good, and the quality of the presentations have been quite nice as well; It seems that, on every plate, they trying for verticality.

Following dinner we sat in the Explorer’s Lounge for a while, listening to some lovely chamber music and enjoying a cup of coffee. We then went forward to the show lounge and enjoyed a second performance by Black Tie ... they’re an excellent group; if you ever have a chance to enjoy them while on a cruise, do so!

Day Eight: Cabo San Lucas

What a HOT day it was. We must have been spoiled by the lovely, cool weather the previous week, but Cabo today was flooded with bright sunshine and 90+ degree temperatures. There was, however, a nice breeze blowing in off the water, so it wasn’t too bad.

We had lunch in the Lido before going ashore. I’ve not written much about the Lido, but suffice it to say that the food selections have been fantastic, and the quality of, especially, the pastas have been very pleasing. Lunch in the main dining room, however, has been somewhat restricted. They don’t offer lunch there on port days, and during sea days the menus have been limited. Hence, we’ve mostly just eaten our lunches in the Lido.

In Cabo we took the Deluxe Coastal Cruise on the Caboray, a 3-decker catamaran. It was a very nice scenic cruise, well worth the price thanks to the great views and the open-bar. :D I got some lovely photos of Cabo, the surrounding resorts, and of the Zaandam anchored in the bay.

After the cruise we returned to the ship to relax and enjoy the afternoon and the sun. I actually got a little sun, so I’m not quite the “paleface” I was before. :D After leaving port we enjoyed a late afternoon in the Casino, then a lovely dinner ... crab legs!!!!!!!!!! All at our table must have had 2 or 3 plates full!! Afterwards we went to the show lounge to hear a program by a pianist with the unlikely name of “Hyperion Knight.” He was excellent, with his rendition of Gershwin tunes being out of this world.

Clocks went forward, again, this evening so I made an early night of it.

And that’s all for now. We’re at sea again, today, on Day 9, with the weather outside being very warm and the seas nice and calm. One serious problem with the ship to report ... there seems to be a major malfunction with the air conditioning in the shopping kiosks next to the casino. It’s HOT in there. Tonight is the Filipino crew show. Yeah!

Below are links to some of the photos I took in Cabo. Enjoy!

http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo2.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo3.jpg
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http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo5.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo6.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/cabo7.jpg


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[KBC]

Dear Greg

Your reports are simply wonderful. I have just finished telling some dear friends (over lunch) all about you and your marvellous updates. We are planning the same trip in 2005 and as they haven't done the 'canal' before, they are truly fascinated...

Thanks again, and do continue to have a fabulous cruise.

Katie xx

[HeatherInFlorida]

Greg, thanks again for the wonderful report and pictures. So fun to keep up with you on your journey.

I can't help but wonder what sad fate awaits Cabo as you leave there! After what you left behind at Mt. St. Helen's and California (eruptions and earthquakes), I shudder to think. Have mercy on the Panama Canal when you go through!

Keep enjoying, keep posting. We love it;)

[RuthC]

I appreciate that you are naming the entertainers you are enjoying.
Too often in a review it's mentioned that "the juggler" or "the magician" or "the singer" was good---but the poster doesn't name names!
I want to know who they are so that if I have the opportunity to see them on my cruise I know they've already had an honorable mention.

Keep up the good work!

[localady]

Pull out the sunscreen and margaritas, seems like you're ready for this phase of the trip!;) :cool:

[TedC]

Really appreciate your interesting and informative reports and the beautiful pictures.

We have 38 days to wait until we leave for our next cruise and this sure helps further whetting our already whetted appetites!

Thank you!!!!

[Peggy Sue]

sounds like a couple of relaxing beautiful days! The pictures are fantastic! Thank you for your reports...I'm really enjoying them! Hope you continue to have calm seas and beautiful days!

Peggy Sue

[jima53]

Hello Rev
We plan on coming down to Pt Canaveral to see the Zaandam on the 16th. and return the following week for our first HAL cruise. Thanks for all the good ship information. When do you go through the canal and which deck will you be wearing that green shirt and waving.

Jim

[Santa Fe Jim]

Greg,

You have a lot of questions posed to you already and this isn't terribly urgent, but ... if you eat in the Pinnacle, could you find out if the Zaandam is one of the ships that has sommelier dinners? I'll be on it on the Nov. 13th cruise and would be interested in that if offered.

Thanks for the reports and photos, they are very interesting and informative.

SFJ

[Aloha_Jackie]

Aloha Rev Greg - we are really enjoying ALL of your pictures and the play-by-play of this cruise - we almost feel like we are sailing right there along with you!

Thanks so very much!

One question for you: When 800 or so folks got off in San Diego and 700 or so got on, was everyone required to attend the lifejacket/lifeboat muster? Those snaps of the Statendam were excellent! Mahalo:) /thanks!

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Greg, Again Thanks for posting the Cabo Photos. We will be in Cabo about 6 weeks from tomorrow on the Ryndam. I thought about doing that Delux Coastal Tour. If you recommend it, then I think I will go on line today and book it:)
Now what day is it you are going thru the Locks? I want to make sure I watch. When the Oosterdam went thru heading to Alaska last Spring I watched the whole thing and printed some great pictures.
Thanks for your posts:cool:

[jcike1980]

rev: we did the full eastern transit of the canal in 2002. We loved it. enjoy, and keep us posted. jcike

[Cruising Jake]

Rev, what kind of camera do you have? The pictures are fantastic. I almost think I am there with you.

[Himself]

Today is Thursday, October 7, 2004. Where is the Zandaam today?
Keep the pictures coming. Have you heard yet what time you are entering the Canal on Sunday? You guy, the Oosterdam and the Veendam will be going through on Sunday while the Volendam will be going through on Tuesday. I bet the weather is getting warmer each day.
Himself

[RevNeal]

My Friends, since we ported in Acapulco the wireless network has been down. Actually, the ship was completely off the net for half of the day yesterday. But, we're up and running now. I've got a lot to report on ... I'll post the back-dated stuff first, and get my pictures uploaded, before I give a fast on-line report on the fun last night. :)

Sorry on the delay, but y'all know how things can sometimes happen at sea!!! :D

I've noted several questions in the above ... I'll answer them with several others after I've posted my reports. Be patient today ... this is going to take a while. (And, yes, we're at sea)!

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[RevNeal]

Day Nine: At Sea

I love days at sea ... the quiet, the relaxation, the activities ... days at sea are among the best reasons for taking a cruise! We had a fun day. I spent a little while on line, posting to this board; I also spent time shopping in some of the kiosks onboard, but was horrified by the malfunctioning AC in the large ones across from the casino. I noticed, however, that by the evening the AC was working again in the shops. I didn’t buy much -- a new “dam ships” cap and t-shirt, as well as a Zaandam coffee cup to add to my collection.

During the afternoon -- after a lovely lunch in the main dining room -- I spent a couple of hours touring the ship, taking photos of most of the main lounges and around the outside of the ship with my still camera and my videocam. We then played snowball jackpot bingo ... we didn’t win, but had a nice time.

Dinner this evening was our first “informal” night. I dressed in a suit and tie, Christopher in slacks, jacket, and black silk shirt. Most of the men abided by at least the minimal code, with many wearing ties or, like me, full suits. I noted some men lacking a jacket but wearing a tie; to my observation, these guys were not approached by anyone or asked to change. However, we were told by some of our table-mates that one older woman, who tried to enter the Dining room ahead of them, was stopped by the staff and asked to return to her cabin and change -- she was dressed in shorts and a t-shirt.

Meals continue to be good ... the best part is often the dessert, though this evening I especially enjoyed the veal and pasta dish. Service was quick, again, and we were finished and headed to the Explorer’s Lounge for chamber music and after-dinner drinks by 9:30 pm.

The show tonight was a performer named “Circus Boy.” He juggled, road what was billed as “the world’s smallest bike,” and did a comedy routine. He was “ok,” but not something to write home about. :D

Following “Circus Boy” was the traditional Filippino Crew Show ... they did a very nice job, indeed. I was proud of one of our favorite drink stewards, who did a good job playing a girl’s role. Funny, too!

After the show Christopher and I went into the Casino where he spent about 45 minutes at the Craps table winning about $250. What a nice way to end the evening. :)


Tenth Day: Zihuatanejo

What a HOT and HUMID day it was. Well ... it wasn’t really “hot,” but the air was so thick you could SEE it float around the mountains across the bay from where we were anchored. We went ashore by tender at about 9:30 am to do some shopping, and found some nice items here ... a mexican blanet and a nice painted laquor box. But, by 10:30 am we were finished shopping, soaked in our own sweat, tired, and dying to get back aboard ship and into the AC. This was just a half-day in port, anyway, so we cut it short and got back aboard, where we showered and got comfy in time for lunch and departure from the harbor. As we left harbor we passed by the Oosterdam as she was entering the harbor, and I got some good photos and a nice video clip of her.

This afternoon at sea was spent playing trivial pursuit, talking with friends, and relaxing. Dinner tonight was casual, and excellent -- I had Coq au vin (yum yum) -- and one of the best, not to mention spicy, chicken and rice soups I’ve had in a long time.

Our entertainment tonight was a british singer named Toni Morrell ... a would-be Liza Minelli who also did a Elvis-in-drag routine. All in all, pretty dreadful.

Afterwards Christopher played craps, again, and did well; then, we went back to our cabin and started doing laundry (we were running out of underwear).

Bellow are a few links of photos taken in Zihuantanejo.
Enjoy!!!!!

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[RevNeal]

Day Eleven: Acapulco

Today we docked in Acapulco and Christopher and I took the 2 pm tour of the City and the Cliff Divers. The City tour was nice ... we got to see both “traditional” and the new part of the city, as well as some lovely sights of the bay. We also got to visit the Acapulco Princess Hotel ... a very nice place that I wouldn ‘t mind staying in if I ever visit Acapulco by land. :)

The Cliff divers were very good and I got both still photos and a video clip of their performance.

The weather in Acapulco was hot and muggy, but it wasn't as bad as the day before ... besides, we had an ultramodern Air conditioned bus to ride in. It’s truly a lovely bay, and I got many great photos. Here’s a selection of them!

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That evening dinner was kinda blah ... it wasn’t bad, I had the lamb chops and they were good ... however the other choices and courses simply were not that great. Over drinks in the Crows nest we listened as some other passengers complained about the service at their table. Apparently they’re having trouble with a waiter who doesn’t understand English very well and the pacing of their service is very very slow too. It’s sad to hear reports that contradict our own, but I know that such things are true and probably happen on nearly every cruise. I feel sorry for them ... I truly do ... for we’ve found the service on the Zaandam to be excellent.

After dinner the show was a ventriloquist act ... not too shabby, though I liked his routine best when he was using passengers as the dummies. :D




Day Twelve: Santa Cruz Huatulco

It was an excellent day today. After the strong winds and thunderstorms of last night we were a little late getting into port; we didn’t have any excursions planned, and so it didn’t much matter for us. We made a leisurely morning of it ... ate a mild breakfast and then went ashore to roam around for a little bit. Ended up sitting in an open-air chapel and watching as a Celebrity Ship, the Summit, came into the harbor and docked next to the Zaandam. What a BIG ugly ship ... sorry to those of you who like her (and I’m sure she’s a great cruise ship), but I think that, compared to the Zaandam, she’s just a big ugly floating hotel. ;)

Santa Cruz Huatulco is a pleasant little town and port ... not yet really developed, it’s not at all crowded; truly, a nice place to stop for a morning or afternoon port. I wouldn’t suggest staying there all day long ... there’s really not enough, yet, to wanted longer stay. They do have a very nice beach, and they were cooking mounds of mexican food by the time we left.

After a little shopping -- we didn’t buy anything -- we returned to the ship and had a pleasant lunch while we waited for the rest of our fellow passengers to return. At about 1pm we pulled out of the harbor and set sail for Costa Rica. Tomorrow is a sea day!!!!!! Yippie ... after 3 ports in a row it’s good to have a little time to rest!

Tonight we have our third formal night and our Black and White Officers’ Ball ... supposedly we’ll get a chance to dance with the Captain and officers of the ship. I’m curious to see if Captain Timmers can fox trot ... and I promise not to step on his feet. HEHEHEHEHE

Here are some selected phots from Huatulco

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And now for a LATE post-script. During the cocktail hour, just before the Black and White Ball, we had a fire aboard the Zaandam. It was on B-Deck, forward, in crew quarters. It was quickly contained, with few problems, but the ship was locked down on emergency fire alarm and everything forward from the Ocean Bar was evacuated. It was FUN! :D I praise God for the excellent crew and fire teams, and for the captain and officers’ prompt, full disclosure of all the details.

No one was injured.

For now ... blessings to all of you!!!!

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[cactuslady]

:eek: Yikes! No one wants a fire aboard ship. Did you remember how to properly put on your life jacket? At least you're in warm waters and not on one of those Antarctic cruises. Glad it was dealt with handily.

[RevNeal]

Answers to some questions:

Minybear asked:

Could you do me a favor Rev. I have purchased auction art (Fantasica Mickey) while on our Zaandam cruise. I have somehow misplaced or lost our confirmation sheet with phone number to guest services (or where ever) so I can get intouch with someone due to we haven't recieved our auctioned art yet. Could you please go to the auction art desk and get the phone number of the person I can get intouch with? I think she said it would take 6-10 weeks to get in (its been 4 weeks) but I may have mistaken her. Could you please check for me

I’ll do my best .... the art auction guys are busy on this ship, but I’ve been avoiding and/or ignoring them (for the most part). Next time they’re doing an auction I’ll try to get you their number.

Djokolot asked:

You captured several beautiful shots. What type of camera do you use? I am a bit of an amateur photographer myself...so I am naturally, curious. Where was the photo "pcc3.jpeg" taken?

Thank you so much! I use a Olympus 5060 digital camera. The photo pcc3.jpg was taken just outside Vancouver harbor, on our way to Victoria.

BTW, who is master & commander of Zaandam this time around?

The Master of this lovely ship is Werner Timmers. He’s really quite funny ... has excellent and interesting “Reports from the Bridge.” Needs to work on not saying too many “uhs.”

And finally---what has been the highlight on the Pacific Side so far?

The Highlight has been the surprise ... the fairly calm seas, even dispite some thunderstorms. (Thursday update: Ooops, spoke too soon. The ship has been VERY rocky and rolly since we left Huatulco. The screen says "rough seas" and we've got swell warnings .... hold on to hand rails! There are a lot of complaining people aboard today. One old couple is swearing that the ship is broken ... "we've been on a dozen cruises in the Caribbean and it's never been THIS bad!" I looked at the old lady and said "How many cruises have you been on in the Pacific?" "None," she replied. "Then you don't what bad is. This is just fun." She got angry at me and stomped/staggered off in a huff.

Ooooh ... as I'm typing this I'm sitting in the Atrium and the Organ has begun playing. :) LOL .... sounds like circus music.

saltydog28 asked:
Could you find out what is in a wang wang? I really thought someone would have posted that by now. Or maybe I missed it.

This comes from one of the bar menus which I borrowed from the Ocean bar.

Wang-Wang: “Gin, Vodka, Rum, Triple sec, Scotch, Bourbon, Brandy, Orange juice, Pineapple juice.” In other words, it has just about everything in it but the kitchen sink.

This next question is for Christopher.- What is the thread count in the sheets. Are they 100% cotton or a blend? And is there anything else we should know (or not know) about the bedding.

The Thread-count of the bed sheets is 250. While they don’t say it, based upon how they feel he suspects they are 100% Supima Cotton, though they could be Egyptian ... the difference is nearly impossible to tell by touch. Whichever they may be, they are WONDERFUL.

Quendryth asked: My DH & I are curious as to the age of the man who dressed "down" on formal night. It sure seems he was just trying to buck the system & see if he could get away with it! Kudos to the maitre 'de for his very appropriate tongue lashing!

The fellow looks to be in his 50s, though it’s hard to tell.

Santa Fe Jim: On the Sommelier dinner ... yes, they have it. It’s excallent. Do it! :D

Aloha_Jackie: You’re very welcome. They only had the life-boat drill for those who boarded in San diego ... the rest of us didn’t have to attend. Indeed, I took those pictures of the Statendam’s drill while the newly boarded passengers where having theirs aboard the Zaandam.

Cheers!

LAFFNVEGAS: We go through the locks on Sunday ... this next Sunday! :D

Cruising Jake: I have an Olympus 5060 digital camera.

[RevNeal]

[quote]No one wants a fire aboard ship. Did you remember how to properly put on your life jacket? At least you're in warm waters and not on one of those Antarctic cruises.[quote]

:)
The water-tight/fire doors all closed, so no one could get to anywhere while they were fighting it -- well ... not quite ... they did evacuate everyone forward of the Ocean's Bar, but otherwise they told us to stay put, be calm, have another drink, and wait. It would have been very weird, though, if we had had to go to the life boats ... it was formal night! :D 3/4 of the men were in tuxedos, and the other 1/4 were in suits or jackets and ties ... women in dresses or pant suits ... just about everyone looked SHARP.

Oh ... and ... the captain can't dance worth a "dam" ... joke intended. :D

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[LAFFNVEGAS]

Greg, Glad your Excitement was quickly contained. I know no one wants anything bad to ever happen but it does give for Excitable conversation:D

Your report and pictures are so wonderful, I can't tell you how much I have enjoyed them especially this morning. I really felt like I was on board the ship with you. The pictures are just great, they actually brought a tear to my eyes when I saw the Oosterdam. I really loved sailing on her last May. Of course I am now getting really excited since it is 30 something days till our next cruise.
Thanks again Greg for what you are doing. I know so many are really enjoying this. I know what you are doing is time consuming as well as costly but you are helping others who suffer from Cruise Addiction to get their Fix:D

BTW I agree that Summit is an UGLY Ship:eek:

[ekerr19]

Revneal-

Your reports have been wonderful! It feels almost as if we were cruising with you! :)

I know it is quite a bit of extra work for you - I can honestly say we are all enjoying your travelogue.

Thank you so much for sharing with us - I so look forward to checking this thread each day. :D

[HeatherInFlorida]

I am so excited reading your reviews. I really wanted to take this cruise next year, but we have reserved the Summit instead because of the very large difference in cost. You're right ... the Summit is HUGE and probably ugly, but I was on her sister, the Millennium, and they are magnificent ships and afford a lovely cruise.

Question: Is that beach in your picture in Huatulco right near the pier?

Thanks again, Greg ... we're loving your wonderful reports from the sea:) .

[muffin]

Small deltail, Greg, but i was looking at some photos you posted, and the one you list as leaving Victoria, clearly shows the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver!!!

Just so others aare not looking for a bridge in Victoria!!!!

thanks for the observations and photos...glad the trip is great!

[CanSail]

Thank you Rev.
I am now starting to get excited about my cruise on the Zaandam. Next Saturday as you and Chris leave the ship I will be boarding. Now that I know what you and Chris look like (from your beautiful pictures) I will keep an eye out for you. I cannot thank you enough for your reports and pictures. The fact that you have taken the time to post has meant so much to me as I prepare to leave next week.
All I can say is thank you again.
The very best to you and Chris, God bless you both.
love CanSail

[dakrewser]

I have to say that I'm enjoying your trip almost as much as you are, Greg - thanks for taking the time to share! My DW was feeling a "mite poorly" yesterday (nasty cold) so I sent her one of your pictures of Cabo and reminded her we'd be there in a few months. She did perk up!


-dave

P.S. Just in case nobody mentioned it, you left from Vancouver, not Victoria! :rolleyes:

[jhannah]

Greg,

Glad you're having a wonderful cruise. You are truly a gem to post your reports and excellent photos. We just returned from the Prinsendam, and I haven't had a chance yet to get my pix posted anywhere. Lots of catching up to do at work and at home. You'll enjoy Costa Rica.

[imsulin]

OK, Rev - just so ya know. I will be "borrowing" Chris on my Zui cruise next April to play the craps table for me. I just love winners! You may come along if you wish, but only if you promise to take the same great pictures you're taking now! (And pay your own way!) Hey - I spent two weeks in Costa Rica several years ago, and YOU WILL LOVE IT!

"A Mighty Fortress Is Our God"...from your Lutheran buddy!

[Cruising Jake]

Your generosity in spending time on your emails and your vivid descriptons have made me feel like I am there with you - so much so that I just picked up the phone and tried to call room service.

[Peggy Sue]

RevNeal,

Been fighting a head cold and feeling a bit miserable...immediately logged on tonight and seached for your reports. Thrilled to find your post and wonderful pictures..I can just feel that wonderful sunshine melting away my cold! Thank yor for taking the time to post your wonderful reports and bring us along on your cruise. I really appreciate it..and I know it can be a lot of work preparing these reports for all of us!

A fire! Wow, that would have been a bit unnerving! You indicated they told you all to stay put and have another drink...did they spring for the bar tab while you were all wondering what was going on? Were you ever informed about what exactly started the fire? I have to say a fire would scare me more than a storm on board a ship..certainly glad to hear the event was quickly contained and everyone is safe!

Thanks again for sharing your trip..will be looking forward to reading your impressions of costa rica and the canal..

Wishing you sunny skies and calm seas for your remaining days on board!!

Peggy Sue

[cruznon]

Rev,
It's a joy to check in and find your wonderful commentary and photos. It's so generous of you to share this voyage with all of us! Thank you so much.

Any idea when you'll be going through the Canal on Sunday? I want to watch for you and the Zaandam on the Canal website.

[Lovebirds]

RevNeal,

Were you ever informed about what exactly started the fire?
Peggy Sue
I heard a rumor that it was a crockpot, but then again it might have been the iron or the barbecue grill:eek:

[cruisemate]

Hi Rev Neal
Glad you are enjoying The Zaandam. We are coming out to Florida in February to cruise the Carribean. Please say Hello to my daughter Julie, the Shop manager on the Zaandam, She will look after you very well. Plant a kiss on her cheek, and say it is from her dear old Mum.
Best wishes
Norma xxxx

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Hi Rev Neal
Glad you are enjoying The Zaandam. We are coming out to Florida in February to cruise the Carribean. Please say Hello to my daughter Julie, the Shop manager on the Zaandam, She will look after you very well. Plant a kiss on her cheek, and say it is from her dear old Mum.
Best wishes
Norma xxxx
Norma, this is so nice that you can tell Revneal to see your daughter who is working on the ship.Not to be speaking for Greg, but I am sure he will be more than excited to go say Hello to Julie, and that you have posted on this board. Welcome to the CC HAL Board.

[Esme]

I heard a rumor that it was a crockpot, but then again it might have been the iron or the barbecue grill:eek:

You could be nearer the truth than you think. Crew members have been known to be caught cooking on a hot plate in their cabin. :eek: A Zuiderdam crew member lives not far from me and when I sent this to him, he said "could have been someone cooking or smoking in their cabin".

[Lovebirds]

You could be nearer the truth than you think. Crew members have been known to be caught cooking on a hot plate in their cabin. :eek: A Zuiderdam crew member lives not far from me and when I sent this to him, he said "could have been someone cooking or smoking in their cabin".
I made the post a bit tongue-in-cheek in keeping with the crockpot thread in the "ask a cruise question" forum, but realized it might actually be pretty close to true. We're just really glad that no one was injured. Forgot to mention the scented candles as the other possibility:eek:

[1cruiselvr]

You never said whether or not HAL offered you a complimentary upgrade after San Diego. I can't believe they wanted so much $$ for the A cabin, especially since it will just sit empty. You'd think good PR would be to upgrade people and move somebody into the nicer cabins. Oh well, if I was king....there'd be free upgrades for everyone! Happy Sailing!

[TylerRose]

Loving all your posts, pictures, and enjoying this virtual cruise you are providing for all of us. East Texas has not washed away YET, although the forecasts daily of 2-5 inches of rain are expected are really getting redundant! Oh well, your lawn will look great!

Take care

[RevNeal]

Day Thirteen: At Sea

Yet another lazy day at sea in which I did nothing but eat, rest, eat, read, eat, walk, eat, post on the internet, eat, go to tea, eat, watch a movie, eat, etc. Oh, did I mention that we had a lot to eat????

This was an informal night, and I must report some dissappointment at the failure of some of my fellow male passengers to meet the dress code. Now, granted, I didn’t knotice any of these under-dressed men in the main dining room ... all the men I saw there were clad in at leat a jacket, slacks, and polo, silk, or button-down shirt; many men I noticed were even wearing ties, even though the dress code affirms that such is optional. But, out and about on the ship I was struck by the number of men who clearly didn’t even try to make any effort toward abiding by the code. They were not “disruptive,” nor did they ruin my evening, but I did notice how out of place these men appeared. Sitting in the Piano bar, playing “Name that Tune,” I overheard a man seated on a couch near me say to his wife “I wish I’d brought a sports jacket with me.” I felt sorry for him; he clearly felt self-conscious about being “under-dressed.”

Sorry, I didn’t pay much attention to what women were wearing; I’ll try to pay attention to that on our next informal night.

This evening we spent time in the crows nest -- from 11pm to midnight the music was big band and swing ... which was great fun ... and then it was disco and club music. I danced a bit with a few ladies, but mostly I just sat, sipped cokes, and enjoyed the music. I should have gone to bed early, what with VERY early shore excursions the next morning, but I didn’t want to. I finally turned in at about 2 am.


Day Fourteen: Puntarenas Costa Rica

We docked at the pier in Puntarenas Costa Rica sometime after 4 am but didn’t clear Costa Rican Customs until about 7:30 am. Christopher and I had an early shore excursion planned: The Cloud Forest/Airal Tram. This was a fantastic trip about 45 miles inland to a marginal dry/rain forest. And, we got rained on ... and rained and rained and rained on. Should have brought a poncho, because an unbrella just didn’t keep us dry, and I would highly suggest taking a towel as well (it would have been nice to get dry before having to sit for the hour and a half ride back to the ship). Nevertheless, the sights on this excursion were just BEAUTIFUL; I highly reccomend this trip. Check out a few of the photos linked below.

We left Costa Rica at 7:30 pm, a little late due to several tour buses arriving back at the pier late. However, we set sail without too many problems ... and, we had a nice BBQ on the Lido Deck midship’s to celebrate the end of our Pacific Coast ports.

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Oh, by the way ... Julie (shop’s onboard staff person) wants to say “hi” to her Mom, Norma. So ... “hi mom!”

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Today we're in Golfo Dulce ... lovely shore-side with lots of trees. Passed the Oosterdam again, got video and photos ... nice views. We're heading into the Canal tomorrow ... should arrive in the morning, but I'm sure they have more details later tonight about exactly when we'll be at what locks. But look for us early in the morning, Sunday morning, on the canal cam! :D

I'll report sometime after we're through the canal. For now ... it's time to eat again!!!!! :D

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[Krazy Kruizers]

Thanks for posting.


Have been enjoying the cruise along with you.

Let's see are you 2 or 3 hours behind us on the east coast???

Just thinking this out so that I will know how to judge the time tomoorow morning.

[Pudgesmom]

Wow! Rev Neal, thanks so much for sharing your cruise experience and photos with us. I also feel like I'm on the this cruise.

You know, if your day job doesn't work out, maybe you could consider a career as a travel writer! :rolleyes:

Beth

[cruisemate]

Hi Rev Neal,
Thanks for the picture of Julie, lovely surprise. I don,t get to see her too often. Will look out for the Zaandam in the locks tomorrow.
Hope you enjoy dinner tonight.
Happy cruising.:)

[gliles]

Hi Rev Neal,
Thanks for the picture of Julie, lovely surprise. I don,t get to see her too often.
Beautiful daughter and it must warm your heart to see her looking so happy.

[jasl]

Am soooooo enjoying your reports REV and the pictures, wow. THANKS for taking the time to keep us all informed. Good wishes go your way.

[Himself]

Rev. Greg Neal:

I was sorry to hear about the fire on board the beautiful and elegant m. s. ZAANDAM, but I am glad they got it under control. I am sure enjoying your deftness with the camera. I notice the OOSTERDAM was in one port with you. It will be hot and humid for the rest of your cruise. A warm Florida will be refeshingly cool when you get there.

In the Spring of 1998, I did one of those relocation cruises from Ft. Lauderdale to Vancouver and the old Westerdam. When we pulled into Acapulco and when we left that port we had a bunch of children swimming diving for coins people would throw at them. Do they still have that situation there? I kind of thought the urchins belonged in school. By the way they did not return the coins that were thrown. (Why does that not suprise me?)
Have a great day in the Canal and I will look and see if I can find you although I will be tied up from 7:00 AM until about 10:30 AM Central Time and will not be able to get to a computer at that time.
Have a great day. I believe you are scenic cruising of the Gulf Duce' as I write these lines.
Himself

[Melianne]

It is a real joy reading the "play by play" of your time on the Zaandam. We'll be sailing her on 12/11, and your descriptions and pictures are making the anticipation even sweeter.

You are very kind to share your vacation and your time.

[Roboat]

Thank you Rev.
I am now starting to get excited about my cruise on the Zaandam. Next Saturday as you and Chris leave the ship I will be boarding. Now that I know what you and Chris look like (from your beautiful pictures) I will keep an eye out for you. I cannot thank you enough for your reports and pictures. The fact that you have taken the time to post has meant so much to me as I prepare to leave next week.
All I can say is thank you again.
The very best to you and Chris, God bless you both.
love CanSail
Hi Rev and CanSail - I will just miss you guys! We live east of Orlando, about 30 mins from Pt Canaveral , but we are leaving early on the 16th to drive down to Ft Lauderdale for a Zuiderdam cruise. Otherwise, I would drive over and say Hi to you, Chris and Cansail. You reports and pics are terrific and much appreciated.

Cruise on!

[Cruiseoften]

Rev - absolutely great coverage of your trip. Thank you so much for sharing.

Our last Canal transit was on the Zaandam so we're enjoying many memories. Much like you we sailed from Vancouver, a day long stop in Victoria and then on from there. It is an experience of a lifetime! :)

Don't want to push my luck, but it would be nice to see some interior shots of the ship.

[CanSail]

To Roboat,
I hope you have a wonderful cruise.
I am sure you are starting to get excited about your cruise coming up next Saturday as well.
Enjoy the Zuiderdam, I sailed on her in this past January with my son.
Happy Sailing Roboat.
CanSail

[Himself]

Friend:

Now that you are on the Alantic side of the canal, I hope you enjoyed us.
Please let us know how you liked it and what the weather was like. Probably 96 and that much himidity. I hope you post some pictures of this event.

Himself

[jima53]

I checked the web cam for the panama canal about 2:45pm. est. and saw a dark hulled cruise ship passing through the Gatun lock. Could this be the lady Zaandam. If so, approximately how long does it take to readh the lock on the Atlantic side...hoping I have my directions correct. Thanks for any help concerning this. I was hoping to see the Rev in his green shirt waving to us. Am I correct in thinking the Gatun lock is the pacific side lock?

Jim

[HeatherInFlorida]

I checked the web cam for the panama canal about 2:45pm. est. and saw a dark hulled cruise ship passing through the Gatun lock. Could this be the lady Zaandam. If so, approximately how long does it take to readh the lock on the Atlantic side...hoping I have my directions correct. Thanks for any help concerning this. I was hoping to see the Rev in his green shirt waving to us. Am I correct in thinking the Gatun lock is the pacific side lock?

Jim
Jim, sadly no ... it's the other way around. We watched the Zaandam go thru. I posted a thread to alert everyone. Then the Oosterdam went thru and now the Summit (Celebrity) is going through. Check here: Monitor Window (http://www.celebrityatsea.com/Monitor.asp?Loc=CS2)

[jima53]

Apprecdiate the info. It still got us excited. Two more weeks till our Zaandam cruise.

Jim

[lka1012]

Rev, how does the wireless set up work? Do I have to already have wireless internet set up, or do they have a card I could use? Thanks!

[General Max]

no not now

[dakrewser]

Rev, how does the wireless set up work? Do I have to already have wireless internet set up, or do they have a card I could use? Thanks!
Everything you ever wanted to know about internet access on a HAL ship can be found here:
http://www.mtnsat.com/ds_kbyg_hal.htm

-dave

[RevNeal]

Day Fifteen: At Sea, Cruising Golfo Dulce

Lovely Day, restful and quiet. Spent much of it doing next to nothing. Can’t really say much else ... besides, I want to write about the Canal! Got to see the Oosterdam again.

Day Sixteen: The Panama Canal

Wow.
How can one put into words this incredible experience? One can’t. But, one CAN share a few photographs. But WHICH photographs? I must have taken 700 photos during our transit of the canal, beginning at 5:30 am, when we passed under the Bridge of the Americas, until we exited the Gatun locks at around 2:30 pm. However, I’ve selected 15 photos as being representative of some of the things we saw, and I’ve uploaded them for y’all to view. Here are the links:

http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can1.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can2.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can3.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can4.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can5.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can6.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can7.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can8.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can9.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can10.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can11.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can12.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can13.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can14.jpg
http://www.revneal.org/Resources/pccphotos/can15.jpg

I hope you enjoy them.

The transit through the panama canal is an incredible journey. It was both hot and humid and pleasant in the shade. It was calm, smooth, and quiet. The crew was wonderful while we were all out on deck, feeding us “Panama Rolls” for breakfast and sandwiches for lunch, and coming around with carts to serve us drinks all day long. For much of the first part of the transit I perched myself up on the Lido Deck forward observation bridge, just forward the gym, which afforded a lovely view forward and down. I moved around the ship some, too, but that was my home base until we got about half way through lake Gatun. I sent Christopher around and around with a second camera to take some other angles, and I myself got some good shots from different locations as we made our way through the locks, “the cut,” and the lakes. Then, to avoid the sun -- which was becoming brutal at about 12 noon, we shifted to the rear of the ship, and the main-deck observation point just above the propellers. This was perfect because one could stand right up at the rail and still be shaded by the ship above you. And, it afforded a fantastic view of the lock operations from behind. We were able to watch the Oosterdam follow us through the Gatun locks, which was really interesting and wonderful. I cannot address all the details at this point ... there’s just too much to cover ... but suffice it to say that the entire transit was, indeed, the highlight of the cruise. Everything else, from the Canal on, has been anti-climatic. It was simply wonderful.

Later today, or tomorrow, I’ve got a real story to tell about Cartagena. But I didn’t want to ruin this short report on the Canal with that horror story. :D

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[HeatherInFlorida]

Greg, WOW!! What amazing, fantastic pictures. Thank you is all I can say.

And we were all watching you go through! We had a special thread about it. We watched the Zaandam go through and then the Oosterdam and then the Summit. I had 2 windows open, one was the Panama Canal webcam at the Gatun locks and the other was the webcam on the Summit.

I've only done half the canal journey, but will be doing the entire trip on the Summit next October.

Thank you for these amazing pictures and for your usual great review of all that is happening for you.

And welcome to the Caribbean!!!!!!:D

[LAFFNVEGAS]

Greg, Thanks so MUCH. They are absolutely wondeful photos. I really like the very first one kinda pre dawn with the lights. But then I also love all the ones you took from the aft of the Oosterdam following you.

As Heather said we all had fun Sunday morning watching you go thru the locks. I actually woke up early and turned on the computer just to look for you.:eek:

Thanks again,

[cruisemate]

:) Well done Rev Neal,fantastic pictures. Have been waiting for them since Sunday. Watched the Zaandam and Oosterdam on the webcams, you where 6 hours behind the UK.Say hello to Julie, from her Mom. Many Thanks.
Happy Cruising. Norma:)

[Himself]

Greg:

Enjoyed your pictures of the canal transit very much. It brought back many memories. Thanks for sharing. It is now 3:30 PM Central Time on Tuesday and I just watch the beautiful and elegant m.s. VOLENDAM go through GATUN locks.

I have enjoyed your postings very much!

Himself

[Cruising Jake]

Since I have been unable to convince DH that the Panama Canal is a cruise worth taking, I have been living vicariously through your trip. I love the pre-dawn picture. It has a certain mystique. Of course, they are all wonderful and tell a fantastic story. Thanks.

[DFD1]

Thanks so much, RevNeal. Your pictures are a reat treat. You're right. The Canal is a remarkable experience. Stay safe.

[Peggy Sue]

RevNeal,

Fantastic pictures..thank you so much!! The canal is at the top of our cruise "wish list", along with Alaska.. Loved the early morning picture and how interesting to see the Oosterdam following along behind you! Thank you so much for sharing your cruise with us...it's been so much fun checking this post to see what new adventures you have to share with all of us.

Looking forward to your next post...Sounds like the next port was not quite as enjoyable as the canal??

May you continue to enjoy your cruise

Peggy Sue

[cruznon]

RevNeal,
WOW!!!
Thank you so much for sharing your fantastic journey through the Canal. Amazing photos made it really made it come alive for all of us.
We enjoyed watching the HAL ships go through the locks via the Canal web sites.
Enjoy your remaining days on the Zaandam and a safe trip home. :)

[RevNeal]

Day Seventeen: Cartagena Columbia -- Part 1

After such a wonderful day going through the Canal, Cartagena turned out to be a nightmare. Of all the shore excursions I’ve taken, this one turned out to be, by far, the very worst ever. And it was pretty much uniformly horrible for everybody with whom I’ve spoken; some of the stories I’ve heard are much worse than mine, in fact ... and my experience was a nightmare.

First of all, about 800 people signed up for the City Tour ... and the Shore Excursions office didn’t stagger our report times -- we were all supposed to show up 10 minutes before 9:30 am. BRILLIANT! So, the line to check-in and get stickered went out of the show lounge, through the Atrium, and all the way past the Pinnacle Grill to the Video Arcade. There were more than 40 buses doing the City Tour, and several of them looked like they had seen better days. This was especially true of Bus 2, which I later found out had a horrifically leaky roof; but, I’ll come to that later. Suffice it to say that the day started out terrible due, in large part, to the surprising ineptitude of the Shore Excursion Staff ... I say surprising because, up until this point, Kevin and his staff had scored quite highly in both shore excursion information and in coordination and operations. In Cartagena, however, the Shore Excursion staff scored a D- ... and this was before any of us even got off the ship!

This was a bad omen, for as bad as that was things only got worse. Much MUCH worse. Once ashore and crowded -- like sardines -- into bus 22, we were whisked through the commercial port, where the Zaandam was docked, and out onto the crowded streets of Cartagena. They took us through the “rich” part of town to our first stop, the Fort of San Felipe de Barajas, a huge stone structure of Spanish construction near the center of town. What was described to us as a mild climb of a “few steps” turned out to be a MAJOR climb up very steep ramps, made through a gauntlet of locals hawking their wears. It reminded me of Jamaica ... not quite as bad, but bad enough. We finally got to the top of the fortress -- out of breath, but compelled to move up and onward by the locals’ unending pestering -- where we were afforded a nice view of the city and of the massive, dark, menacing thunderstorm which was quickly pressing down upon us. Our tour guide, oblivious to the warnings in the thunder, lightening, and dark clouds, began to spin his preprogrammed story about the building of the fort and of the battle that took place there between the Spanish and the English. Meanwhile, it was beginning to rain. The story continued while our guide walked us through 1 dark tunnel -- still spinning his story -- and back out into the rain where we stood for about 5 minutes and were drenched to the bone while this guide continued to tell the story of the citadel. The guide then moved us on across the top of the citadel and under the shelter of a rooftop, where we stood for about 20 minutes. With the rain coming down so hard that we couldn't see anything beyond the walls of the fortress, our guide proceeded to point to where the city was -- somewhere behind the wall of rain -- and tell us more about the history of Cartagena; it was an exercise in frustration and imagination, to say the least. Eventually, the rain let up and we made our way out into the sprinkles and along the top of the citadel, our guide finishing his story about the battles that took place there. That was when lightening struck the fort about 200 feet from where we were standing and the floodgates of heaven were opened upon our heads. The water was so heavy it was impossible to see more than about 5 steps ahead. While the water didn’t seem to bother our guide, the lightening did and so we were lead down one level to a series of tunnels that run throughout the structure ... yes, we were forced down into the dark bowels of this South-American fort. The tunnel was dark and wet, with water running down the floor from where it was pouring in at the open doorway some 100 yards above our heads, and we were NOT alone ... several other tour groups, numbering about 80 people, were already in there, crushed in like sardines, and 2 more groups joined us while we waited. All of us were soaked through and through -- we wouldn’t have been any more wet had we all jumped into a pool -- and there we stood, tired, dripping wet, breathing each other’s breath, unable to see anything fore or aft, left or right, unable to sit for water was up to our ankles ... and all for about 45 minutes.

(Continued In Next Post)

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[RevNeal]

Day Seventeen: Cartagena Columbia -- Part 2

As thunder and lightening let up a couple of tour groups -- who had come in after us -- left, giving us a little more room to move around. A few pictures were taken, which I may upload later, but we looked AWFUL. About 11:30 the rain let up to a light drizzle and we, finally, came up and began to walk down the ramps to the street level, where we boarded our bus ... cold, wet, exhausted, and begging to be taken back to the ship.

“No.”

“I’m sorry?” asked one of the women up close to the front of the bus.

“We must continue on with the tour.”

“But this tour is supposed to be over by 12:30 anyway ... and we’re all soaked and tired and want to go back to the ship.”

“No.”

I’m serious. This argument went on for nearly 10 minutes while they drove us through the flooded streets of Cartagena -- YES, flooded ... the streets looked like Venice; people were wading around in water up to their knees; water was coming in the first two steps of our bus. Eventually, we arrived at the shopping venue, the “dungeon,” where there would be a bathroom we could use -- HAHAHAHAHA! more like a single, grimy little toilet for HUNDREDS of soaked tourists. We got off the bus, only to be accosted by dozens of locals selling t-shirts, watches, cigars (and smokes of several “other” kinds), booze, musical instruments, hats, jewelry, crosses ... you name it, they were selling it. We went through them and into the stores of the “dungeon,” where it was at least dry and items were a little nicer. The shop keepers kept the street peddlers away from us, but I didn’t see too many of my fellow tourists buying anything. ALL the busses were coming to this shopping venue, and soon the place became crowded with soaking wet, angry, tired tourists all trying to use ONE bathroom while avoiding being accosted by peddlers.

As I wandered the shops I ran into a friend and her husband from Bus 2 ... it turns out they were also on top of the fort when the storm hit, but when they got back to their bus they found it raining INSIDE just as heavily as outside. The roof had dozens ... hundreds? ... of holes in it and the rain was flowing in on them as if they were sitting in a shower; yes, they begged to be taken back to the ship but, like us, were refused, so now they and most of their rest of their bus were out hailing cabs to take them back to the ship. Did we want to join them? We should have told them yes, but we didn’t. We didn’t think it could get much worse. HAHA!

As we waited in the shelter of the covered porch for our bus, a Colombian woman of African ancestry came up to Christopher and myself, opened her dress, and said “you like take picture?”

She was bare. Not a stitch of clothing. Christopher and I ignored her.

“You not like?”

“No thank you.” said I

“You prefer boys, maybe?” And from behind her she produced a 14 or 15 year old looking lad, wearing only short pants, whom she pushed at us.

“No!” we fled back into the shops to wait until our bus finally pulled up to the curb, and then we dashed aboard.

Next, we were driven through the still flooding streets of Cartagena, making our way slowly as many cars were flooded and blocking the way. However, we eventually made it to the Church of San Pedro Claver, where we were served a drink and allowed to sit for 15 minuets and view a very nice cultural show of native dance and music. This also afforded us a chance to dry out a bit and recoup our wits. Toward the end of the show several of us needed to go to the rest room, so we followed signs and found the Banos. When we came out, however, our tour group was gone ... we knew not where. After asking around, and not being able to find out where our group went, we rushed back out to the front of the buildings in search of our bus ... only to be descended upon by a large group of locals hawking their wears. After searching through the parked buses we found ours, but no one was in it except the driver, who let us in. There we waited for 30 minutes until our tour group showed up from their tour through the Church itself. We missed it.

From here we went on another shopping stop at a row of Jewelry stores in new downtown part of Cartagena. Many of us were rather put-out, given that the description of the tour was not clear as to the nature of this stop, and that most of us were not interested in a shopping tour. Besides, most of us wanted to return to the ship ... we could care less about shopping given our soggy, cold, and exhausted condition.

After a 35 minute stop in which anyone who left the bus was accosted by street peddlers, we made our way up to the Monastery overlooking the city where we had a nice view of Cartagena and had a chance to tour the chapel and see the huge 22 caret gold leafed altar. Sadly, the peddlers were here as well and it took a great deal of persistence and unwillingness to stop when someone grabs your arm in order to push through the crowd of them to return to the bus.

Finally, at 3 pm (over 2 hours late), we were returned to the ship and, while leaving the bus, given a stern lecture about the importance of telling our friends and relatives back home that Cartagena is not like the rest of Columbia, that the people in this city were friendly and not interested in violence or drug trafficking. And, I suppose that’s true ... they just wanted to sell everything else.

All-in-all, it was a HORRIBLE shore excursion and a terrible day. Everything else that happened that day, and especially after we left the port, is now a blur. I’m just happy it’s over.

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[RevNeal]

Day Eighteen: A Day at Sea

Lovely Days at sea are refreshing and relaxing ... especially after such a horrible day ashore. There’s not much to say about this day. I spent it reading, sleeping, eating, sleeping, walking the deck, sleeping, chatting with friends, sleeping, and playing Bingo. DidI mention that I got some sleep, too? Days at sea are wonderful!

The only thing memorable that happened that evening was that our Dining Room staff made their first big service mistake. Up until now the only problem I’d had was getting Yogi and Gofar to understand that when I don’t choose a soup and, instead, select a second appetizer, that’s a substitution and the second appetizer should come INSTEAD OF the soup, and not at the same time as the first appetizer. They never figured it out. This evening, however, they messed up in a different way ... a way very annoying, even though it was -- on the surface -- rather unimportant. I had ordered the Cannelloni; what Gofar brought me was not Cannelloni ... it was Penne Pasta with spinach and alfredo sauce (something that wasn’t even on the menu). When I asked them what happened they didn’t seem to understand that there was a problem, so I had them bring me a copy of the menu, and then asked them to show me what I ordered. They agreed that I had ordered the Cannelloni, but still didn’t comprehend that what they had brought me was decidedly not Cannelloni -- it was Italian, true, but that’s as far as the similarity went.

After a few minutes of going back and forth over this mistake, and understanding of the problem finally sinking into their skulls, the area supervisor came over to see what the problem was. I pointed to the dish in front of me and asked him “what is that?”

“It is a plate of Pasta, sir. Is it not what you ordered?”

“No, I ordered Cannelloni.”

“I beg your pardon, sir?”

This was when I showed him the menu, pointed to what I ordered, then pointed to what I had been brought. He hiked and eyebrow, so I added, “where, on this menu, is this Penne Pasta dish even mentioned?”

After a few seconds, he replied “It’s not.”

“My point exactly. Why would the kitchen produce this dish when I ordered Cannelloni.”

“We’re out of Cannelloni, sir.”

“So I’ve begun to suspect. Did the kitchen think that they could substitute a totally different pasta dish and I not notice it?”

“I don’t know, sir, but I will inquire.”

They took the pasta away and I ended up having to order a totally different dish; this sounds petty, but it was highly annoying. I wasn’t so much upset at their running out of what I had ordered as I was with them substituting a different dish without even bothering to ask or inform me of it. Suffice it to say, this was simply sloppy handling on the part of the kitchen and, sadly, on the part of the wait-staff. I like Yogi and Gofar ... their fast, efficient, humorous, and pleasant to be around. They usually get the orders right and are quick to make alternative suggestions. But this time they messed up. I suppose I should be thankful that no one is keeping close count of the number of times I’ve messed up.

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[BCEagle78]

Rev Neal, What an excursion... This is one city I will avoid...

Makes you appreciate America...

[TedC]

Can we assume the Cartegana Chamber of Commerce probably isn't going to ask for your blessing?

Seriously, keep the reports and pictures coming - the bad just makes the good that much better - it's been an interesting journey.

[HeatherInFlorida]

OH.....MY.....GOD!!!!! That is the most horrendous, unbelievable, nightmare "tour" I have ever read or heard about in my entire existance on this earth!!! Beyond that, I have no words. Well.... maybe a few.

If it weren't so horrible, I have to say I'd be laughing:D . Well, I am giggling a bit at the picture:o . Sorry ... can't help myself;) .

[dakrewser]

Day Eighteen: A Day at Sea
The only thing memorable that happened that evening was that our Dining Room staff made their first big service mistake.
That's worse, in my book, then your Day in Cartagena. No one goes out in Cartagena without some trepidation, but we do expect the restaurant to deliver something at least resembling what we ordered!

Hopefully there'll be no lasting effects of your day in Colombia (but, after standing in the water in close proximity to so many people, it might be well to see your doctor as soon as you return). You should be able to "dine out" on the story for many years to come! :)

Did you notice many people tipping the tour guide?

-dave

[CrazyforCruisin]

Wow! I enjoyed the pictures of the Canal. Thank you so much. As for the tour into town, thanks for the warning. I will be sure to avoid that one when we finally take our Canal cruise. Safe trip and hope the rest of the cruise is much more "fun" and relaxing.

[LAFFNVEGAS]

If it weren't so horrible, I have to say I'd be laughing:D . Well, I am giggling a bit at the picture:o . Sorry ... can't help myself;) .
Heather my guess is we were giggling at the same one. I am sorry but I could not help but laugh.

Greg, I am so sorry you had that day to be so bad after the glorious day of going thru the locks. But you have to admit once you get home there will be a few laughs over this one. Columbia sure makes Mexico sound extremely tame.

Then about you Dining Room wait staff, maybe they too had a bad day in Cartagena. Or they took a stupid pill that day.:eek: All and all it does sound like it was fustrating but you have had such a wonderful cruise so far.
Looking forward to seeing these pictures.

Thanks again,

[RuthC]

Did you notice many people tipping the tour guide?

-daveMy question exactly. Have to wonder if he felt stiffed afterwards.
Greg, that was quite a story! Wonder if the dining room problem seemed larger than it would have had your shore excursion been better. :confused:

Cheer up! Things are sure to get better; certainly can't get worse.
Can they? Stay tuned.

[Ziggy7]

My question exactly. Have to wonder if he felt stiffed afterwards.
Greg, that was quite a story! Wonder if the dining room problem seemed larger than it would have had your shore excursion been better. :confused:

Cheer up! Things are sure to get better; certainly can't get worse.
Can they? Stay tuned.
I agree with Ruth!
This is for you tho Ruth hehehehe

What to eat??? - Here it is...medically proven!!!

Can't eat beef ... mad cow.
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

[Ziggy7]

RevNeal,
We loved your canal pictures! DH now wants to cruise there now and soon hehehehe. We just love your reports, and really want to say thank you so much for sharing your vacation with us, it's truly been very enjoyable to us!
God Bless You Rev, you are a very special soul!
:) :) :)

[ekerr19]

I loved the Cartagena story - sorry Revneal, glad it was some other poor fool that experienced it and not I - as is usually the case! I was laughing so hard, except the part where the woman offered a 14-15 yr. child, yuck - I can't even begin to comprehend that...

Glad you are having a great trip - the pics are awesome as usual. DH & I still rank our Panama Cruise as the best one we've ever taken. We also loved the lecturer - ours was so informative. DH sat our on deck through the entire transit, one of our favorite shots we was able to capture from the top deck of the ship was one of the Amsterdam cruising under the Pan American Highway - it looked so close you could reach up and touch it.

Keep the reports coming - I know all of us here at home appreciate them!

[Esme]

We did the same tour as you did, Greg but many years ago and I must say that although we enjoyed it (no rain and not as many people doing it) that was the last time we got off the ship on subsequent stops in Cartegna. The hawkers drove us crazy.

I do hope you advised the Shorex Manager of your displeasure :(

I've enjoyed all your pictures and look forward to seeing more.

[jhannah]

Holy cow! :eek: They haven't visited Cartagena in ages ... now they return ... and this is what they expose their passengers to. What's the deal? Anyone know why Cartagena continues to appear on the itineraries year after year?

[Peggy Sue]

RevNeal,

Oh My!! What a horrible day you had! I would have flipped out...you have the patience of Job to tolerate being treated so badly. I hate being pestered by street vendors..and that woman and her son..shudder...

Did anyone attempt to get a refund from HAL for this tour? Did anyone from the ship staff accompany you all? Perhaps a photographer?

Glad you are enjoying the remainder of your cruise. I cannot believe it's almost come to an end! Just seems like yesterday I was reading about your adventures at the beginning of your cruise! From your posts, it sounds like you've had a fantastic voyage, sans the last tour!

Thank you again for taking us along. I've enjoyed each and every post, along with your great pictures!

Enjoy the remainder of your cruise!!

Peggy Sue

[Himself]

Three times in my young life, I have been on ships that stopped in Cartegena.
I did an interesting tour my first time there. The city and the country are quite anti-American and I don't care to get off there. The last time I was there I didn't even put my foot on the dock. I just stayed on the ship and read.

Himself

[Himself]

Rev. Greg Neal:

Your cruise is coming to an end. Thanks for all the posts. It seems like only yesterday I was watching yourship back into the Broward Inlet to get ready to go under the "Lion's Gate" and begin your journey. Now it is coming to an end. May this be a memborable voyage for you. Get ready to shout "Land Ho"
Himself

[cruznon]

Whoa....what a day! I think you handled it with more grace than I would have.
Gee... Cartagena...such a musical sound....not the nightmare you went through.
(I bet the dinner conversation was quite spirited and interesting that night.)
This sounds like a port that should be seen from the deck of the ship--only.

[RevNeal]

Well, my friends, I'm home ... exhausted and fulfilled. What an OUTSTANDING cruise it was. Give me a few days to collect my thoughts and re-read my reports and I'll draft my full review and post it here as well as submit it to several sites. I'll pay attention to the great, the good, the not-so-good, the bad, and the truly ugly. :) Yes, there were elements of each. Overall, HAL did a great job ... even despite the occasional problems and failures, they tried VERY hard and made my cruise one of the very best I've ever taken.

[HeatherInFlorida]

Greg, Welcome Home!!!!:) I know I speak for all of us ... and they'll all speak for themselves as well;) ... when I tell you how much we've enjoyed your 'diary'. We can't wait to hear more. So rest, unpack, and we'll look forward to your review. Again, thanks for taking the time to share this amazing journey.

[Roadwork]

Reverand Neal,
I am sure Cartagena will be unforgettable. What a saga.

[cruznon]

RevNeal,
Thanks again for your generous sharing. We all feel as if we were on your cruise--of course without the pampering. Your photos were wonderful and your commentary made it all come alive.
Glad you're home safely.

[Aloha_Jackie]

I couldnt agree more!


Welcome Home Rev - thanks again for all of the photos, information, and inspiration! Now isnt it time for another load of laundry!?:)

[bridge&golf]

We just got home. Sorry we didn't meet. We had a very good and smart guide in Cartegena. Our driver took us to the fort. Our guide, Alfred, told him
to go on. We stopped at the fort just before the monastary. No rain, then. Our tablemates got very wet, also.

All in all, it was a great cruise. We enjoyed Mickey Finn's show, also.

[jima53]

We went down yesterday and saw the ship at the dock. We leave next week for our trip on her. Sounds like your tour from hell is making us feel good about staying on the ship during our upcoming cruise. We have both been overseas before but this time only want to relax and rest.

Thanks for all the info and great pictures.

Jim

[Himself]

Rev Greg Neal:

THe above means: A hundred thosand welcomes. Glad you are home safe and sound. Thanks for all the nice reports. Get some rest!!!!!

Himself

[Terri Lee]

Thankyou Revneal for your terrific daily logs.They brought back many happy memories for me of my 3 trips through the Canal.

Your shore trip in Cartagena was incredible to say the least.How you kept your sense of humour beats me!!

Your unfortunate experience in the dining room re.the cannelloni reminded me of the time I was on the World Cruise back in 1998.It was the final dinner of the cruise and one of my table companions and I ordered a Waldorf Salad.When they arrived,our 2 dishes bore no resemblance to what we had ordered.There they sat,a very pretty pile of pasta topped with some mysterious concoction.My friend and I then asked the steward what happened to the Waldorf Salad,he said that the dish he had brought us was Waldorf Salad!We then pointed out that it was pasta and it was then he said that unfortunately they had run out of the salad and had hoped we wouldn't notice the difference!!!LOL!We almost fell off our chairs laughing!!
Did we eat our new "Waldorf Salad"? No! Especially as we couldn't make out what it was that was sitting on top of the pasta!!(we had some soup instead)
So you see,they even run out of dishes on the World Cruises! LOL!:eek:

Once again,Greg,thanks for a great diary and welcome home.

Terri:)

[RevNeal]

Even on the world cruise!!!!! :eek: YIKES!!!!!!!

:)

We had a good laugh about it later. I wasn't angry ... I just thought it strange that they would swap dishes like that without telling me and expecting me to not realize that what they offered wasn't what I ordered. :) Not even close! Though, I must admit, what they put in front of me was closer than what they put in front of you! Pasta instead of a Waldorf Salad! YIKES! :eek:

Reminds me of the time I found a worm inching its way across a leaf in my salad ... boy, they whisked that plate away from me so fast I couldn't snap a picture!!!!!! :) And they were WORRIED that I was upset when, in point of fact, I was laughing so hard I could hardly breath.

[DFD1]

Thanks, RevNeal. I know you put a lot ot time into your posts for us to enjoy. It was a pleasure reading them. Your work is much appreciated.

[Bill S]

Greg: Welcome Home and thanks for your excellent travelogue and photos! Your experience in Cartagena mirrors ours, except we did not encounter a rainstorm like you did. At least it was a memorable experience, but not for the best of reasons.

[Lovebirds]

Even on the world cruise!!!!! :eek: YIKES!!!!!!!

:)


Reminds me of the time I found a worm inching its way across a leaf in my salad ... boy, they whisked that plate away from me so fast I couldn't snap a picture!!!!!! :) And they were WORRIED that I was upset when, in point of fact, I was laughing so hard I could hardly breath.Now if you had found HALF a worm on your salad would you have been laughing?:D

[Livestotravel]

Reading through your posts and viewing your pictures makes our upcoming trip through the Canal Jan. 9 on the Oosterdam just that much harder to wait for! Your picture of the Oosterdam coming through the locks took my breath away (can12.jpg). We are booked for the city tour in Cartegena, and really wonder what to do. It would be a shame to be there and not get off the ship. My questions are: how did you handle small purchases at the Ports - did you exchange money for the local currency? Are the currencies interchangeable in Categena, Punteanas and Mexico? Also, did you get any of the recommended shots (Booster vaccinations, Typhoid, etc)? I know they are not required, but just wondered if it would be a good idea. What have the rest of you done about shots when traveling to the Caribbean and South America?

[RevNeal]

We are booked for the city tour in Cartegena, and really wonder what to do. It would be a shame to be there and not get off the ship.

Upon much reflection I would have to say that I WOULD do the tour again ... but I would go BETTER PREPARED. I would bring with me a good rain-pancho, a towel, and a change of clothing. I would also bring a water-tight case or bag in which to put my video and digital camera so that I wouldn't worry about them being damaged by rain.

My questions are: how did you handle small purchases at the Ports - did you exchange money for the local currency? Are the currencies interchangeable in Categena, Punteanas and Mexico?

In Mexico, Costa Rica, Columbia, and the Caribbean, the almighty dollar was fine.

Also, did you get any of the recommended shots (Booster vaccinations, Typhoid, etc)? I know they are not required, but just wondered if it would be a good idea. What have the rest of you done about shots when traveling to the Caribbean and South America?

CDC recommends the following vaccines (as appropriate for age):


Hepatitis A or immune globulin (IG).
Hepatitis B, if you might be exposed to blood (for example, health-care workers), have sex with the local population, stay longer than 6 months, or be exposed through medical treatment.
Rabies, if you might be exposed to wild or domestic animals.
Typhoid, particularly if you are visiting developing countries in this region.
Yellow fever for travelers to Panama who will be going outside urban areas.
As needed, booster doses for tetanus-diphtheria and measles. Hepatitis B vaccine is now recommended for all infants and for children ages 11–12 years who did not receive the series as infants.


Since none of these applied for our travels on this cruise, and I didn't need any new boosters for tetanus-diphtheria or measles, I didn't bother.

[Livestotravel]

Thanks for the quick and very thorough answer. I made a note of where you were on deck for the Canal transit, and where to find shade!