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michmike
March 17th, 2009, 04:46 PM
Would appear HAL has decided to do something about the perception that it's primarily older folks who patronize them.

The answer - time travel....

Got a nice letter in the mail today from Stein Kruse thanking us for cruising recently on Westerdam and offering onboard credits if we book another trip by May 2. As part of the mailing there was a survey asking that we update our Mariner info and asking us to indicate if we would be interested in cruising to 18 different regions of the world in either (and here is the good part) cruise year 2007 or 2008.

Since I struggled with turning 60, I'd be only too happy to take a trip to ANY of those regions in cruise year 2007 and be 59 again. * packing my bags as we speak*

On a personal note to Mr Kruse - I AM in a position to retire if I could supplement my pensions just a bit. Do you have any call for a top notch proof reader who would be only too happy to work from home? Might even be willing to forego a salary in exchange for quarterly cruises, esp in '07.

CowPrincess
March 17th, 2009, 05:00 PM
:D very funny!

MadManOfBethesda
March 17th, 2009, 05:08 PM
Since I struggled with turning 60, I'd be only too happy to take a trip to ANY of those regions in cruise year 2007 and be 59 again. * packing my bags as we speak*

I'd like to return to 2007 myself and take a trip to my stock broker to have him take all of my money out of the stock market in October of that year!

NetwrkEng
March 17th, 2009, 05:11 PM
I'd like to return to 2007 myself and take a trip to my stock broker to have him take all of my money out of the stock market in October of that year!

Got room for one more? :o

Harry1954
March 17th, 2009, 07:47 PM
That is a good one .. and 2007 was a very good year for cruising for DW and me.
harry

SJSULIBRARIAN
March 17th, 2009, 08:54 PM
Please excuse me but can we get off the "age"thing. Are there not at least four threads about this in the past few days?

middle-aged mom
March 17th, 2009, 09:16 PM
Please excuse me but can we get off the "age"thing. Are there not at least four threads about this in the past few days?

LOL. Last week, it was all about the trays. This week, it's the geriatric set.

Shall we pick next week's Hot Topic? :D

Any takers?

SDHALFAN
March 17th, 2009, 09:18 PM
Would appear HAL has decided to do something about the perception that it's primarily older folks who patronize them.

The answer - time travel....

Got a nice letter in the mail today from Stein Kruse thanking us for cruising recently on Westerdam and offering onboard credits if we book another trip by May 2. As part of the mailing there was a survey asking that we update our Mariner info and asking us to indicate if we would be interested in cruising to 18 different regions of the world in either (and here is the good part) cruise year 2007 or 2008.

Since I struggled with turning 60, I'd be only too happy to take a trip to ANY of those regions in cruise year 2007 and be 59 again. * packing my bags as we speak*

On a personal note to Mr Kruse - I AM in a position to retire if I could supplement my pensions just a bit. Do you have any call for a top notch proof reader who would be only too happy to work from home? Might even be willing to forego a salary in exchange for quarterly cruises, esp in '07.

I, too, have been thinking about applying for a job as a Proofreader onboard a HAL ship (any ship) because Lord knows they are in desperate need of one (or many;)). Now, apparently, the Home Office is in desperate need also.

On my last cruise, less than a month ago, I was surprised to read in the Daily Program that I could expect to see many wonderous sights whilst cruising the Golfo Dulce aboard the ms Volendam. Okay, I did indeed see many wonderous sights that day but I was actually on the ms Statendam.

Valerie:D

bepsf
March 17th, 2009, 11:39 PM
...I was surprised to read in the Daily Program that I could expect to see many wonderous sights whilst cruising the Golfo Dulce aboard the ms Volendam. Okay, I did indeed see many wonderous sights that day but I was actually on the ms Statendam.

Valerie:D

That's a hysterical story...
...and yet, amazingly pathetic on HAL's part.

bepsf
March 17th, 2009, 11:41 PM
Please excuse me but can we get off the "age"thing. Are there not at least four threads about this in the past few days?

Perhaps you didn't read the first post -
- Yes the title refers to age, but the subject is anything but.

HALFans
March 17th, 2009, 11:43 PM
My favorite HAL typo so far is an update we received to announce a one hour itinerary change on our 'Sea of Cortex' cruise. :eek:

jhannah
March 17th, 2009, 11:51 PM
Why do I all of a sudden have a hankerin' for the good ol' blender thread???n

Hlitner
March 17th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Please excuse me but can we get off the "age"thing. Are there not at least four threads about this in the past few days?


Sorry but you must understand that many of us cannot remember anything from last week :)

Hank

hulamoon
March 18th, 2009, 03:17 AM
Very funny:)

Some of us can't remember yesterday.

However...

I would also like to go back to 2007, I could sell my stocks and cruise for a year or two, more fun than watching them go poof!

world~citizen
March 18th, 2009, 03:59 AM
Would appear HAL has decided to do something about the perception that it's primarily older folks who patronize them.

The answer - time travel....

Got a nice letter in the mail today from Stein Kruse thanking us for cruising recently on Westerdam and offering onboard credits if we book another trip by May 2. As part of the mailing there was a survey asking that we update our Mariner info and asking us to indicate if we would be interested in cruising to 18 different regions of the world in either (and here is the good part) cruise year 2007 or 2008.

Since I struggled with turning 60, I'd be only too happy to take a trip to ANY of those regions in cruise year 2007 and be 59 again. * packing my bags as we speak*

On a personal note to Mr Kruse - I AM in a position to retire if I could supplement my pensions just a bit. Do you have any call for a top notch proof reader who would be only too happy to work from home? Might even be willing to forego a salary in exchange for quarterly cruises, esp in '07.

Good staff is hard to find. :eek:

Bradtez
March 18th, 2009, 05:01 AM
Please excuse me but can we get off the "age"thing. Are there not at least four threads about this in the past few days?

I think you need to reread the original post to find out what this thread is actually about, or cant you remember?:D

YXU AC*SE
March 18th, 2009, 07:08 AM
I, too, have been thinking about applying for a job as a Proofreader onboard a HAL ship (any ship) because Lord knows they are in desperate need of one (or many;)). Now, apparently, the Home Office is in desperate need also.

On my last cruise, less than a month ago, I was surprised to read in the Daily Program that I could expect to see many wonderous sights whilst cruising the Golfo Dulce aboard the ms Volendam. Okay, I did indeed see many wonderous sights that day but I was actually on the ms Statendam.

Valerie:D

Without getting too pithy (and no, before I am asked, I do not suffer from a sibilant 'S') but isn't it wondrous? If the worst thing we have to complain about is typographical errors in our Daily Program(me), then life's good IMHO. :-)

Teehee.


Scott.

won⋅drous   [wuhn-druhs]
–adjective
1. wonderful; remarkable.
–adverb
2. Archaic. wonderfully; remarkably.
Origin:
1490–1500; metathetic var. of ME wonders (gen. of wonder ) wonderful; c. G Wunders; sp. conformed to -ous

Related forms:
won⋅drous⋅ly, adverb
won⋅drous⋅ness, noun

Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.

Krazy Kruizers
March 18th, 2009, 08:09 AM
I would also love to go back to 2007 -- my knees were in great shape then!!

RuthC
March 18th, 2009, 10:46 AM
I would also love to go back to 2007 -- my knees were in great shape then!!
Now THAT I understand! :eek:

djg541
March 18th, 2009, 11:08 AM
I understand the latest gimmick to overcome the "age perception" issue will be to play Brittany Spears concerts 24/7 on board!

RuthC
March 18th, 2009, 11:57 AM
I understand the latest gimmick to overcome the "age perception" issue will be to play Brittany Spears concerts 24/7 on board!
:eek: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :eek:

usha
March 18th, 2009, 12:49 PM
I understand the latest gimmick to overcome the "age perception" issue will be to play Brittany Spears concerts 24/7 on board!
I'm totally with RuthC on this.......:eek:EEEEEEEEEEEK!:eek:

DizzyDallasDi
March 18th, 2009, 01:32 PM
Britney and the HAL Cats?

pipedreams62
March 18th, 2009, 02:32 PM
From This

http://lolnascar.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/welk.jpg











To This? Sound like a bad idea:rolleyes:
http://www.orble.com/images/britney-spears651.jpg

noblepa
March 18th, 2009, 02:51 PM
Sorry but you must understand that many of us cannot remember anything from last week :)

Hank

They say that the memory is the second thing to go....




I forget the first.:)

Paul

jhannah
March 18th, 2009, 03:23 PM
Not! Nein! Nyet! Non! Nee! Nah! Ni! Hindi po! NO!!!

RuthC
March 18th, 2009, 03:48 PM
I'll take "Uncle Larry" over Brittany any day of the week. At least his music didn't shatter the eardrums, and his singers could carry a tune.

docksider21
March 18th, 2009, 06:38 PM
I would suppose that Brittany could sub for Welk

Surely the girl can count up to "Two-ah." :D

RuthC
March 18th, 2009, 07:06 PM
I would suppose that Brittany could sub for Welk

Surely the girl can count up to "Two-ah." :D
You're giving her too much credit! :D