We were sailing on Regent, and on one of the last nights we’re having dinner with a large group of friends we had made on the ship. We had requested our favorite waiter to serve us. One of the menu options was either a Cornish hen or capon, can’t remember which. The British lady didn’t know what it was, so waiter described it telling her it was delicious,so she ordered it. Dinner came, and she was the last to be served. Waiter came with a covered dish, and presented it with a flourish. She actually screamed when he uncovered a naked rubber chicken!!