~ Chair Hogs ONLY ~

[joebat1]

Tied of getting up before dawn and staking out your prime spot beside the pool only to arrive after a leisurely lunch to find some jerk has moved your possessions?????

Guaranteed to put a stop to the inconsiderate behavior of others~~!!~~
We have test marketed on all major cruise lines in excess of 500 sea days, and not ONE time was our chairs taken. The test market on RCCL has been so successful, even the home office has accepted the use of our tape, honoring our tape as official, everyone assuming someone in authority has place the tape... Of course with our ID cards you are free to use the area ~~!!~~

For the low introductory price $ 49.95 you will receive 100 feet of 4" wide heavy duty security tape, 4 official flags to mark YOUR space and 2 ID cards allowing you, and you alone into the secured area.....

BUT WAIT, we will include absolutely FREE a second kit, yes FREE, all you do is pay the additional postage & handling charges of $ 9.95, and the second kit is FREE ~~!!~~ Hurry, as this offer is only good for the first 100,000 callers....

We have less than a Million feet in stock, so call TODAY before the limited stock is gone..

If anyone violates your rights and uses you area we will refund the full purchase price ( Less P/H charges).

[BBigfoot613]

Originally Posted by joebat1

Tied of getting up before dawn and staking out your prime spot beside the pool only to arrive after a leisurely lunch to find some jerk has moved your possessions?????

Guaranteed to put a stop to the inconsiderate behavior of others~~!!~~
We have test marketed on all major cruise lines in excess of 500 sea days, and not ONE time was our chairs taken. The test market on RCCL has been so successful, even the home office has accepted the use of our tape, honoring our tape as official, everyone assuming someone in authority has place the tape... Of course with our ID cards you are free to use the area ~~!!~~

For the low introductory price $ 49.95 you will receive 100 feet of 4" wide heavy duty security tape, 4 official flags to mark YOUR space and 2 ID cards allowing you, and you alone into the secured area.....

BUT WAIT, we will include absolutely FREE a second kit, yes FREE, all you do is pay the additional postage & handling charges of $ 9.95, and the second kit is FREE ~~!!~~ Hurry, as this offer is only good for the first 100,000 callers....

We have less than a Million feet in stock, so call TODAY before the limited stock is gone..

If anyone violates your rights and uses you area we will refund the full purchase price ( Less P/H charges).

LMFAO!!! I especially like the flags idea as the tape might not be enough to deter someone from taking my chair! All you need now is a catcy 800/888 number and you are set to go! QVC here we come!

[Traveler353]

Any discounts for current CC members? LMAO

[Thestapels]

There should be an upgrade to electric fence....

[dst]

LMAO - I like the upgrade idea to the electric fence........can we get a group discount

[bojncin]

Maybe for extra, of course a flashing red light.... or one of those led message signs.

Great idea...

[SDPadreFan]

You do realize that if you give the first 100,000 orders an free kit (total 200 feet), then you are going to need 20 MILLION feet of stock. Looks like after your first 5000 orders or so, you're going to have to punt.

[dst]

Originally Posted by SDPadreFan

You do realize that if you give the first 100,000 orders an free kit (total 200 feet), then you are going to need 20 MILLION feet of stock. Looks like after your first 5000 orders or so, you're going to have to punt.

I believe you could set it up as a non-profit

[myangel]

This is too funny!!!