a bottomless supply of bbq burgers & hot dogs...enough ketchup to last an entire lifetime
no boiled cabbage
more jelly & instant whip that you would ever care to look at
free ice cream (You mean its free dad? As much as you could ever want? For nothing?.....Cool!)
endless supply of fizzy dinks and (eversosweet) mocktails (run-amocktails) delivered and paid for by dad
lifetime facebook friends made (mainly the showteam)
gobsmaked that the crew were always smiling and fussing (even over her) making her daily paper flowers and a crown & sceptre?? (out of napkins!) (yes dear, you are clearly very special to them….'am I dad? Me?.... really?....am I?.... Cool!')
all the beautiful spangly people wandering the corridors in their sparkly things and neat suits, and sometimes kilts, the ‘lush’ shoes (her words not mine)....the 'cool' staff crew in their pristine white uniforms and shiny buttons
all the other teens....especially the ones wearing hoodys and onesies (with ears) and ugg boots!....super cool eh dad!....(err? yes...so it is dear?)
the lights, the music, the dancers costumes, the glass & chrome, the chandeliers....the lifts?....the carpets?!
the toilets?....gotta checkout the toilets...all the toilets? (why do they do this?....2 minutes from anywhere and it’s.....'weee wantthe toilet??...right now!!)
the talented juggling cocktail waiters, the fantastic huge ice carving, the (freaky) towel animals, the even more freaky vegetable animals!....the list goes on (and on....)
and all of this before we had even got off the ship to visit the fabulous beaches (except margarita island)
and here's the one Q from DD that got me really thinkin? 'Just one thing tho dad?' 'What is it dear?' 'why is it on cruises that all the grown ups are so nice to each other??'
thru the eyes of a child eh?