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ok..ok..ok... settle down now!! ;)

I was reading the boards and there wasn't much "new" so I thought I would post this interesting article on the new EasyCruise ship. I have read some articles on the CC main page about it's trials and tribulations already and this article had a few things CC didn't.

The article is in USA Today. It even has the prices for a hot dog and a drink they sell called Sex On The Boat! ;)

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2005-05-12-easycruise_x.htm

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I don't know if this is what I would call Heaven (with or without kids):

 

 

Unlike traditional, all-inclusive cruises, the just-launched budget ship easyCruiseOne charges extra for everything — including fresh sheets and towels. A sampling of on-board costs:

 

 

Standard cabin per night: from $45 (with a two-night minimum)

 

Cappuccino and croissant: $5.25 (food and drinks sold in British pounds)

 

Draft beer: $4.40

 

"Sex on the Boat" cocktail: $5.80

 

Bacon cheeseburger: $8.50

 

BBQ ribs: $15.80

 

Housekeeping service: $20/day

 

Also the cabin is only 108 square feet, and has futon beds. Also the rooms are colored brigh orange.

 

 

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I'm shocked. Totally shocked.

 

Is there something wrong with kids on cruises? Am I missing something here? ;)

 

 

Not that YOUR DD would ever be a problem, but there have been some kids that were total nightmares on our cruise.

 

My mom and I took a "Jen missed Naren terribly when he went to India without her" cruise. We were in the cabin when these brats ran up and down the hallway. Their forward destination was a cabin 4 doors down.

I opened our cabin door and turned off the lights.

When the little brat ran by again, he ran into our cabin by mistake. That's when I went Grrrrrrr :eek: and I scared him, he turned 30 shades of white. I said in that same grrr voice "don't run in the halls, you're disturbing others!"

 

His mom came out and snapped "don't scare my son". I said, "Well, you need to be WATCHING your son!" She got a confused look on her face and replied, "But I'm on vacation".

 

... I stood there dumbfounded.

then replied ....., "There are no vacations from parenting!" :eek:

She got the best 'well, I never' look on her face, it was priceless :D

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After reading the info on the link that was posted about the EasyCruiseOne.

I think I would rather scratch my head with a cheese grater or cruise with 500 babies/todlers than go on that gutted out Orange floating life boat.

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After reading the info on the link that was posted about the EasyCruiseOne.

I think I would rather scratch my head with a cheese grater or cruise with 500 babies/todlers than go on that gutted out Orange floating life boat.

 

 

Hahahaha... me too!

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Not that YOUR DD would ever be a problem, but there have been some kids that were total nightmares on our cruise.

 

My mom and I took a "Jen missed Naren terribly when he went to India without her" cruise. We were in the cabin when these brats ran up and down the hallway. Their forward destination was a cabin 4 doors down.

I opened our cabin door and turned off the lights.

When the little brat ran by again, he ran into our cabin by mistake. That's when I went Grrrrrrr :eek: and I scared him, he turned 30 shades of white. I said in that same grrr voice "don't run in the halls, you're disturbing others!"

 

His mom came out and snapped "don't scare my son". I said, "Well, you need to be WATCHING your son!" She got a confused look on her face and replied, "But I'm on vacation".

 

... I stood there dumbfounded.

then replied ....., "There are no vacations from parenting!" :eek:

She got the best 'well, I never' look on her face, it was priceless :D

 

ROTFLMAO! That's brilliant. I don't mind well-behaved and supervised children, but brats running amok make me want to throw them overboard.

 

Really, they make a very quiet splash...:D

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