New Game: Caption It!

Who wants to play along?

Post your clever cruise captions here:

"So is this a tender port or not?"

If we have the passengers run side to side, we can rock it off!

 

Hey! Who pulled the plug????:eek:

"Ladies and Gentlemen the lifeboat is ready for disembarking!

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... and are those ruby slippers sticking out from under the Port side?!?!"

"In a new, innovative move, Cruise West passengers

can now stay on board during a dry dock!"

Our newest shore excursion: beachcombing

We can put away Alaska Cruise Companion but get out the Milepost.

 

 

What do you mean there's no ICE in Alaska?? Damn that Global Warming!

Would someone please wake up the whale.

 

Would someone please wake up the whale.

" I SAID THE 2008 TIDE TIME TABLES "

"No, it's port LEFT and starboard RIGHT!" :mad:

Who wants to play along?

Post your clever cruise captions here:

 

"So is this a tender port or not?"

To Get my fuel surcharge money credited back to my account

Does this mean the casino is closed ??

Itinerary Map - 3 day Cruise to Nowhere

CRUISE WEST WE'LL ROCK YOUR BOAT!!

The raft is being christened after the ship's captain...they are both "A little dinghy to run aground!" <rim shot>

Who wants to play along?

Post your clever cruise captions here:

 

Captain to Crew: "God Himself could not beach this ship!"

Captain muttering ...

"Of all the thing's I've lost, I miss my bearing(s) the most"

I can understand this thread being moved ... but to the Lose Before You Cruise Forum????? :confused:

Maybe the laughs and giggles burn off enough calories to qualify for this forum???

Uh oh, better keep those humorous captions coming folks -- I just checked my scale, and so far the "Cruise West Giggle Diet" is not working. :rolleyes:

"I don't think we're gonna be ready for the next group of passengers tomorrow..."

....Fred clearly didn't understand the term "Back to Back cruise".

...."By the year 2050, competitive animosities between Celebrity and HAL had grown downright ugly"

...."Take that, DECK CHAIR HOG!!"

Just to make it work for this forum.....

Who wants to play along?

Post your clever cruise captions here:

 

"Plateus suck."

 

"I work out, I watch what I eat, and I still feel like a beached whale. You sat there eating chips in front of the tube and you're at goal weight. Life isn't fair."

 

"License and registration, please."