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Georgia
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Originally posted by Hollywood Traveler


Ursula Andress in 1962 in Dr. No, the first James Bond movie.

Tom, sometimes you make the rest of us feel really, really old. Of course, sometimes my knees, and my back, and my, well, nevermind, make me feel really, really old too.

Larry
huh, if it makes you feel any better my kness can do the same thing to me. I was also starting to have back problems before I retired from being a keeper as well. I can happily say though now both have greatly improved since then.
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But I am a mankeeper. I think I should stop right there. Nope, not going to mention my knees.
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Solstice "Primate Posse" 12/11/11 aka best roll call ever!
Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by bighairtexan
Since I stopped being a zookeeper I've found that my knees have improved too.
With Bob and all your dogs, what makes you think you're not a zookeeper?
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Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011
Hollywood, FL
6,233 Posts
Joined Feb 2011
Originally posted by Coreopsis
But I am a mankeeper. I think I should stop right there. Nope, not going to mention my knees.
It's a good thing you stopped when you did. That whole mankeeper thing is sort of troubling.

And here's something that has always bothered me. There's a caretaker, and a caregiver. You would think they would be opposites. Right? One gives, the other takes. But yet they're almost identical. Also, does a house burn down or does it burn up? And what, exactly, is a mankeeper? Sorta like a bookkeeper? Which was always one of my favorite words because it has three consecutive double letters. And am I rambling?
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Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 10/27/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Adriatic, 10/14/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011
DFW area
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Joined Jul 2008
MANKEEPER. That always makes me think of MANKIND which always makes me think of the Jack Handy quote:

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.” Basically, it’s made up of two separate words-”mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Oh that Jack.
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Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

Right back at you SS!
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Solstice "Primate Posse" 12/11/11 aka best roll call ever!
Hollywood, FL
6,233 Posts
Joined Feb 2011
Originally posted by bighairtexan
MANKEEPER. That always makes me think of MANKIND which always makes me think of the Jack Handy quote:

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.” Basically, it’s made up of two separate words-”mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Oh that Jack.
Wikipedia: Mank is a town in the district of Melk in the Austrian state of Lower Austria.

And I've been there. So there! I bet Moira has too.

IND: Indianapolis International Airport.

And I've been there, too. So what's the big mystery? "Oh that Jack" my (censored)!

Larry
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Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 10/27/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Adriatic, 10/14/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011
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Originally posted by Coreopsis
Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

Right back at you SS!
And why do we eat in a dining room and dine in an eatery?

Maybe that doesn't work, but I'm young and new at these games. But let me anywhere near a fallopian tube and I'll really show you something.
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Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by Smiley S
And why do we eat in a dining room and dine in an eatery?

Maybe that doesn't work, but I'm young and new at these games. But let me anywhere near a fallopian tube and I'll really show you something.
Nice try, but I think you'd be better off letting the grown-ups handle the word games.
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Celebrity Reflection, Eastern Caribbean, 11/21/2015
Celebrity Eclipse, Southern Caribbean, 2/15/2015
Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 10/27/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Adriatic, 10/14/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011
South Florida
1,418 Posts
Joined Apr 2011
Originally posted by Hollywood Traveler
It's a good thing you stopped when you did. That whole mankeeper thing is sort of troubling.

And here's something that has always bothered me. There's a caretaker, and a caregiver. You would think they would be opposites. Right? One gives, the other takes. But yet they're almost identical. Also, does a house burn down or does it burn up? And what, exactly, is a mankeeper? Sorta like a bookkeeper? Which was always one of my favorite words because it has three consecutive double letters. And am I rambling?

Firt sign of senility - ramblings! On and on and on...... LOL
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Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, Dec. 11, 2011 aka best roll call ever!
South Florida
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Joined Apr 2011
Originally posted by bighairtexan
Has anyone pee'd themselves laughing? NO?? Me either.



Fibber!!
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Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, Dec. 11, 2011 aka best roll call ever!
Hollywood, FL
6,233 Posts
Joined Feb 2011
Originally posted by Judak
Firt sign of senility - ramblings! On and on and on...... LOL
Trudy: I'm starting to get worried. Jan just told me that rambling was one of the early signs of cognitive impairment. Also forgetting or messing up people's names. There were other signs, too, but I forget.

Lanny
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Past Cruises:
Celebrity Reflection, Eastern Caribbean, 11/21/2015
Celebrity Eclipse, Southern Caribbean, 2/15/2015
Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 10/27/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Adriatic, 10/14/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011
South Florida
1,418 Posts
Joined Apr 2011
Originally posted by Hollywood Traveler
Trudy: I'm starting to get worried. Jan just told me that rambling was one of the early signs of cognitive impairment. Also forgetting or messing up people's names. There were other signs, too, but I forget.

Lanny


You always put a smile in my Punim.... (now figure that one out..)
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Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, Dec. 11, 2011 aka best roll call ever!
South Florida
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Joined Apr 2011
THIS IS FOR LARRY - HE NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH TODAY...

HUGS
JUDY aka Trudy


Have a few laughs or UGS on this beautiful Saturday morning!




I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.













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Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, Dec. 11, 2011 aka best roll call ever!
Hollywood, FL
6,233 Posts
Joined Feb 2011
Trudykins: PML!!!
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Past Cruises:
Celebrity Reflection, Eastern Caribbean, 11/21/2015
Celebrity Eclipse, Southern Caribbean, 2/15/2015
Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 10/27/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Adriatic, 10/14/2014
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 1/31/2014

Celebrity Equinox, Transatlantic, 11/25/2013
Celebrity Equinox, Ultimate Caribbean, 2/1/2013
Celebrity Infinity, Panama Canal, 11/22/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 3/4/2012
Celebrity Solstice, Western Caribbean, 12/11/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Mediterranean/Greek Isles, 9/17/2011
Celebrity Solstice, Eastern Caribbean, 4/3/2011