I overheard a cruiser request to speak with the captain to tell him to, "move the boat because the seas are too rough and I don't want to spill my wine."
There's always the list of questions presented by the CD, and I believe each should be printed at Guest Services reminding passengers what not to ask. However, please add to this thread the dumbest, most ridiculous question and/or request you have had the pleasure of over-hearing aboard. Thanks!
What time is the midnight buffet?
Are there beaches on the island?
Is the island totally surrounded by water?
Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?
Is the water in the pool rough because it's seawater?
Does the ship generate its own electricity?
Does the crew live onboard?
How much are the tickets for the tender?
How can I tell which pictures are ours?
Do these steps go up or down?
Is the water in the toilet fresh or salt water?
Do we have to go to the mandatory lifeboat drill?
Will the DJ play music in the disco?
Do you grow your own food onboard?
What do you do with the ice carvings after they've melted?
What temperature are the ice cubes kept at?