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What are some of the funniest questions you've heard about cruising. Like.....What time is the two o'clock tour?.........Does the crew sleep on board the ship?..........Etc...
Hello. My name is Irene and I've cruised the valor last january. Had a great time--the ship is large and beautiful. A funny question I heard was "does the ship have it's own power generator?" to which the cruise director answered, no, we stretch an extra long extension cord from miami to all the ports."
Went on a group cruise with family and friends last year and most had never been on a cruise, their first time. A friend and her daughter went through the entire process of embarkation, followed the line onto the ship and stood there in awe and looked around. Friend said 'Where do we go from here? How do we get on the ship?'
Not a newbie... lost all posts in revamp.
'Life...Rush straight through and hold on tight!'
What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
Is this island completely surrounded by water?
Are you sure that our oceanview cabin will be above the waterline of the ship?
Why don't inside cabins have a porthole/window?
Can I use American currency in Alaska?
I want to be on the port side of the ship! (We asked why.) That way I can always see the port! (For those that didn't get this, port is the nautical theme for the left side of the ship, and has nothing to do with which side faces town.)
Do you have to leave the ship to take a shore excursion?
NCL Epic 11/23/13 -*-*- Diamond Princess (b2b) 7/20/13
NCL Sun 3/31/13 -*- NCL Spirit 3/14/10 -*- NCL Pearl 3/22/09
-*-*-*- HAL Volendam (b2b) 6/29/08 -*-*-*-
Carnival Pride 6/10/07 -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- NCL Spirit 8/5/06
NCL Wind 6/11/05 -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Golden Princess 6/13/04
Carnival Paradise 7/21/02 -*-*-*-*-*-*- Carnival Inspiration 7/22/01
American Hawaii 1996 -*-*-*-*-*- American Family 1993
-*-*-*- Holland America Monarch Sun 1977 -*-*-*-
There's the ever popular, How high above sea level are we? Uh, what deck are you on?
Then there was the lady that called the desk to say she couldn't ge out of her cabin becase there was a do not disturb sign on the door.
Seems like every CD has the same jokes.
When we were on the Magica, I took to reading the signs. My favorite was on the back of the toilet that said Do Not Flush Whilst Seated. Don't you know somewhere along the way some schmuck actually tried it and broke his arm?
__________________ RCL Vision Of The Seas B2B June 2013, Radiance Of The Seas 03/06/12, Freedom Of The Seas 02/27/11, Adventures of the Seas, 3/02/08 HAL Veendam, May 2005 Norwegian Dawn 2013, Star 10/1/11, Spirit 2/28/10, Star- 2/28/09, Jewel 2/25/07 , Sky, March 2003, Wind, Feb 2000
Island Princess, 8/18/09
Costa Magica, 2/26/06
Carnival Glory, March 2005
Celebrity- Reflection, Feb 22, 2014
Norwegian Norway, March 1998
Originally Posted by daiB
Your cruise is like life you get out of it what you put in, If you go around with a smile on your face and treat people as you would like to be treated with a please and thank you then there is every chance you will have the time of your life. On the other hand if you blow up at the first setback and treat people like dirt, then you will get what you deserve and have a lousy time.
What are some of the funniest questions you've heard about cruising. ......
If we arrive at the pier after the ship has sailed, will they still let us on?
__________________ Staten Island Ferry '64-'05 Norwegian Dawn Dec 9 2004 Norwegian Dawn Dec 10 2005 ..The Bears say "This cruise ship was juuust Right" Norwegian Spirit Jun 3 2006 Norwegian Spirit Sept 24 2006
I was on the Explorer of The Seas in December of 01. We were on RCCL's Private Island Labadee. We were some of the last ones to leave the island and we were just lounging in a couple of the hammocs when someone asked "so are you guys on the ship"... HMM No we live here!!!
While on an outside deck, cruising the Florida Straits, a guy as me if the the
water was salt or fresh. I said the water on port side was salt, but on the starboard side was fresh. He thanked me and said he just won a bet he had with his wife.
__________________ Recent cruises: Carnival Sensation 04/16/00....Carnival Fantasy....Carnival Celebration....07/02 Carnival Destiny
11/17/01 Royal Caribbean Explorer of the Seas....06/7/03 (Florida) & 09/21/03 (Long Beach) Carnival Pride
3/16/04 Carnard Queen Mary2.... 05/23/04 Carnival Victory....11/27/04 Carnival Triumph....06/05/05 Royal
Caribbean Brilliance Of The Seas (Mediterranean)....11/20/05 Carnival Liberty....12/11/05 Norwegian Jewel
05/08/06 & 09/08/06 Carnival Inspiration....09/16/06 Norwegian Sun-Alaska....01/19/07 Norwegian Pearl...
02/25/07 Carnival Miracle....10/07/07 Royal Caribbean Mariner of the Seas....11/10/07 Norwegian Sun
12/16/07 Caribbean Princess....03/30/08 Royal Caribbean Jewel of the Seas-Transatlantic....09/20/08 Carnival Glory....
11/13/08 Carnival Miracle....12/03/08 Mediterranean Shipping Cruises Lirica....03/21/09 Royal Caribbean Grandeur of the
Seas...05/30/09 Carnival Glory....11/20/09 Carnival Miracle....12/13/09 Norwegian Jewel....03/14/10 Carnival Legend....
06/05/10 Carnival Freedom....8/19/10 Carnival Inspiration.... 09/19/10 Emerald Princess....11/13/10 Norwegian Sun....
11/20/10 Norwegian Sun....05/07/2011 Norwegian Epic Transatlantic....09/18/2011 Carnival Splendor...
11/28/2011 Celebrity Solstice Transatlantic....01/01/2012 Norwegian Star...10/26/12 Norwegian Dawn 16 days
Quebec to Tampa....01/26/2013 Carnival Dream Eastern Caribbean....09/13/2013 Carnival Legend England/Ireland/Scotland/
France/Norway....11/09/2013 Carnival Liberty....01/09/13 Carnival Legend....02/24/14 Norwegian Sky....
04/06/2014 Carnival Sunshine New Orleans to Port Canaveral....08/30/2014 Carnival Legend Trans Pacific LA to Sydney 23 days
11/28/14 Carnival Liberty (Milestone25)
Next: 03/27/2014 Carnival Valor (Diamond Cruise)
I worked at a very well known restaurant in Alaska and we had many cruise ship passengers stop by for lunch, the most common question from them was......Do you live here? I would smile and say "no i fly in everyday to serve lunch" it always would cause a laugh.
Life should have no other goal then to just find a pool bar and order a drink!
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