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  1. One travel agent was showing that the itinerary was returning to Southampton, but it was soon amended. I would never book anything going out of one port and returning to another.
  2. We are on the Virtuosa out of Liverpool on June 24 2021 for 5 nights, never been on MSC before so this will be an ideal tester for us. Also just found out that this cruise is now sold out, only allowing 1,000 passengers on this 6,000 capacity ship.
  3. Hi all, just received my cheque for refund today from Cunard. Booked through TA for NYC-Southampton sailing on Sunday 31 May 2020. Cunard cancelled sailing on 15th May 2020, completed refund form 24 April 2020.
  4. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim . I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning
  5. A man is sitting reading the paper when his wife hits him across the head. He says, "what's that for". She says, "I've found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name 'Mary Ellen' on it". Quick as a flash he replies, "that was the name of a horse from the races last week!" - which she accepts. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan! He says, "what the hell was that for?" She replies, "Your horse phoned"
  6. Letter to The Disney Channel I AM WRITING to complain in the strongest terms about the wilful lack of concern for child and animal welfare that is displayed in the nursery rhyme 'Sing A Song Of Sixpence'. Its author clearly has a twisted mind. Not only are blackbirds brutally tortured by being cooked alive inside a pie but, upon escaping, one of them returns to inflict a dreadful revenge on a poor maid, who is doing little more than completing her domestic chores by hanging clothes out to dry in the garden. Her nose is literally bitten right off by the bird, leaving the poor victim w
  7. Got to love the good old British humour! https://youtu.be/jLI6VA40oUs
  8. BEING ASSERTIVE A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be THE Man of Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word'll be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and we'll have any kind of sex that I choose ! Afterwards, you're going to run me a relaxing bath. You'll wash my back, towel m
  9. Just watched a documentary on History channel about belching. Turned out to be a repeat.
  10. So I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday She replied, I would like a tablet - So I thought that's reasonable. So I bought her a full packet.
  11. Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at a well-known golf course. A naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies notice the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.' The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.' The third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this club!'
  12. Old Man And The Beaver An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
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