Disembarkation morning.
Your cruise is over,
Your diamond coupons no longer work.
Get up have and early breakfast.
Windjammer never opened earlier the last 7 days.
Other cruisers want to get on the ship.
The cabin attendant you so loved and tipped generously wants to clean your cabin for his next customer.
I am always gone before my cabin attendant even shows up that morning.
My last gift to them!!