Word of thanks from me for all the bin men and women round here who carried on throughout the worst days of this epidemic - a lot of risk to them, but they kept coming and kept smiling. Postmen and women too.
Made a bit of a fool of yourself, haven't you? Ask for advice, someone gives it, then you say you don't want advice from anyone with the right expertise!
Presumably you get your legal advice from a butcher, and accountancy advice from a plumber. 😁