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centurycruiser

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  1. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. The father offered his son the following deal. “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.” The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I ’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.” The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.” Got to love the Dad’s reply: “Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”
  2. Why do all the slow kids get road signs warning they are playing ahead. Why don't fast kids get road sign warnings? And what's the criteria to determine exactly how slow the kids are to warrant the "Slow Kids playing ahead" it's discriminatory
  3. I can understand the high divorce rate among tennis players. To them Love means nothing.
  4. I was walking past a farm and I saw a sign that said "Duck, eggs." I thought "That's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me?"
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