I think the video is hilarious and yet pathetic.
Ports of call changes: As soon as you walked into the stateroom and saw that the ports of call were changed, you could have walked down to the gan gway and disembarked before departure. Why did you choose to continue on with your cruise?
Progresso: Not much to do there, but hey, you're on vacation, so make the best of it.
Ghetto Level: Sounds like your TA likes you and appreciates your business.
Laundry Room Smell: Same as "Ghetto Level" answer.
Excursions TV: Someone forgot to change the tape over.
Excursion Lines: You find these on most cruise ships
Restaurants closed while in port: Hmmm, I wonder how the rest of the passengers who didn't disembark eat lunch...
Cozumel lacked excursions: Because a hurricane hit, what did you expect? You knew about this prior to your cruise.
Barf bags and Titanic music: You are lucky that they put barf bags everywhere, otherwise you would have been stepping on some nasty leftovers from other passengers. The music was to make the experiece of throwing up a more classy one.
Perfect Storm on movie channel: And who made you watch that channel? You think you are the only one on this cruise ship?
Dirty lampshades: You're on Carnival, what did you expect, a perfectly clean stateroom?
CD Player skipped: Write a letter to corp. and tell them to get Sonys. Anyways, did you go on this cruise just to listen to the CD/DVD player? Next time, take your own.
Basketball net torn: You're lucky that they offer a basketball court. Did you notify maintenance or the purser's desk about this?
6 1/2 hours to get off: Carnival knew that you enjoyed your cruise so much, that they wanted to let you have the maximum amount of time on the ship before having to get off. Sounds like a US Customs problem, not the cruise line....but US Customs and Carnival Corp. are in a conspiracy to make your life a living nightmare at the end of your wonderful cruise.
He wants Hawaii as a pay back. Some people just never learn. And to all of those who have never cruised on Carnival, don't kid yourself, there are many cruisers just like this loser who cruise on RCI, Princess and the rest of the cruise lines.
Did anyone ever find out what this guy actually enjoyed on the cruise?