If I had to make a list of items most likely to injure you, my list would contain:
Dune buggy, boat, ATV, sea-do, motorcycle, golf cart, moped accident.
Scuba or snorkeling accident.
Something to do with Kendra. Her punctuality and a weak heart. Pet monkey bite.
Crocodile, alligator, eel, arapaima, great white, puffer fish attack because of all the time you spend in the water.
norovirus from being on so many cruises.
Filling your car up with gas would not have been on my list. Especially an injury this severe. Although I am joking with my post, this injury looks so bad and I hope you get back to cruising, work, and your real life very soon.
As always, love the reviews. Hadn't expected to see one until fall from you so this review was a surprise.
If you can find a full service gas station going forward, might be money well spent once you re-gain your health.
Hope my post made you smile.