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alibaba1

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  1. I asked my husband if he'd like some super sex. He said "I'll take the soup"
  2. A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan Desert when he saw something far-off. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little Jewish man standing at a small, makeshift display rack, selling neckties. The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" The old man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only five dollars." The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an overpriced western adornmen
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