A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan Desert when he saw something far-off. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little Jewish man standing at a small, makeshift display rack, selling neckties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The old man replied, "I have no water.
Would you like to buy a tie? They are only five dollars."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an overpriced western adornmen