A woman playing golf sliced her drive terribly and hit a man on the jogging path nearby. She watched in horror as he shoved his hands between his thighs, fell to the ground, and writhed in pain.
She rushed over, knelt down beside him and said, "I'm so sorry! I'm a doctor, I can help." Still in pain, he agreed.
She gently took his hands away, unzipped his fly, and reached inside. For several minutes she gently massaged his privates, trying to relive the pain. After a bit she asked, "Is that feeling any better?"
He replied, "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken."