I've sent the following (keep in mind, I am a real estate broker...so my humor may not be useful to you):

On a postcard from the Bahamas:

It's all about location, location, location!

On a postcard from the ship:

I've found the perfect piece of real estate, an ocean view from every window, no noisy neighbors, no barking dogs, and there's no way that kid with the loud radio in the car will be heard from here!

Not really that funny, but had to share!
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