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I just got off the Pacific Dawn and before we left I read some really negative reviews. I now find some of them rather funny. What are some of the funniest or outrageous complaints you have heard?

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'Mr Purser...the microwave oven in my stateroom is not working, I press all the buttons but door won't open, I want to heat up my snack from the buffet.'

Reply...'No microwave, I think you mean your cabin safe sir.' lol.
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