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#81
somewhere in North Carolina
1,208 Posts
Joined Apr 2007
TO:WELSHWIZARD......HEY JEN

We miss you over on "last to be first"-----"first to be last"
We think that when the mods rebooted the site that we probably lost you then
SOO.....please go to floataway lounge and rejoin us


Happy New Year to all
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#83
Batehaven, Australia
10,439 Posts
Joined Mar 2006
Originally posted by MicCanberra
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I reckon Celebrity, your favoured cruise line should hire you as the resident comedian Uncle Mic. Some ripper jokes there.
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Cheers..(Uncle) LES - Princess Captains Circle Elite. - 460 days.

Cruised with Princess, Celebrity, Cunard, P&O Australia, P&O UK, Carnival, Sitmar, Sydney Harbour Ferries. World Cruise, plus British Isles, Europe, Med, Greek Isles, Transatlantic, Asia, USA, Panama Canal, South America, Central America, Caribbean, Alaska, Canada, Japan, South Pacific, Australia, New Zealand.!

**Last cruise: Queen Mary 2 - Sydney - HK, 16 nights, 2 - 18 March 2017.

**Next: (We were booked on Adonia x 2, but they sold the ship on us.)
Sapphire Princess - 26 May 2018, Scandinavia, ex Southampton - 7 nights B2B with..
Sapphire Princess - 2 June 2018, Baltic Heritage, ex Southampton - 14 nights.
Royal Princess - 18 June 2018 - British Isles, ex Southampton - 12 nights.

'Adventure before Dementia - Live for Today !!'
#84
Batehaven, Australia
10,439 Posts
Joined Mar 2006
Originally posted by Tothesunset
My wife has left me and taken my thesaurus.

I can't find the words to express how upset I am.
No worries old son, plenty more wives out there.
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Cheers..(Uncle) LES - Princess Captains Circle Elite. - 460 days.

Cruised with Princess, Celebrity, Cunard, P&O Australia, P&O UK, Carnival, Sitmar, Sydney Harbour Ferries. World Cruise, plus British Isles, Europe, Med, Greek Isles, Transatlantic, Asia, USA, Panama Canal, South America, Central America, Caribbean, Alaska, Canada, Japan, South Pacific, Australia, New Zealand.!

**Last cruise: Queen Mary 2 - Sydney - HK, 16 nights, 2 - 18 March 2017.

**Next: (We were booked on Adonia x 2, but they sold the ship on us.)
Sapphire Princess - 26 May 2018, Scandinavia, ex Southampton - 7 nights B2B with..
Sapphire Princess - 2 June 2018, Baltic Heritage, ex Southampton - 14 nights.
Royal Princess - 18 June 2018 - British Isles, ex Southampton - 12 nights.

'Adventure before Dementia - Live for Today !!'
#85
somewhere in North Carolina
1,208 Posts
Joined Apr 2007
Originally posted by MicCanberra
Happy new year.
Hey Mc
Love the squibble humor you have.....pun intended 😉😉....here's an old one

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself ?

Not on your cruise....looking for Jen of Wales....hope she comes back 💙💙
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Century '08
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Equinox, Feb 5th 2010
Celebrity Century Nov. 8th,2010--B2B
Celebrity Century Nov. 13th, 2010
Celebrity Solstice Feb 20th 2011


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#86
Canberra Australia
39,366 Posts
Joined Apr 2012
Originally posted by tteettimes
Hey Mc
Love the squibble humor you have.....pun intended ����....here's an old one

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself ?

Not on your cruise....looking for Jen of Wales....hope she comes back ����
LOl, had himself in stitches he did.

BTW, he made sure it wasn't 12" as he didn't want another foot.
#87
somewhere in North Carolina
1,208 Posts
Joined Apr 2007
Lol 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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Angelina Laura
Galaxy '07
Century '08
Solstice Jan, '09
Carribean Princess Sept.12th-'09
Equinox, Feb 5th 2010
Celebrity Century Nov. 8th,2010--B2B
Celebrity Century Nov. 13th, 2010
Celebrity Solstice Feb 20th 2011


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#89
Batehaven, Australia
10,439 Posts
Joined Mar 2006
Originally posted by WELSH WIZARDS
I just woke my half asleep hubby up...just to tell him your joke.
Was there a welcome in the hillside? lol.
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Cheers..(Uncle) LES - Princess Captains Circle Elite. - 460 days.

Cruised with Princess, Celebrity, Cunard, P&O Australia, P&O UK, Carnival, Sitmar, Sydney Harbour Ferries. World Cruise, plus British Isles, Europe, Med, Greek Isles, Transatlantic, Asia, USA, Panama Canal, South America, Central America, Caribbean, Alaska, Canada, Japan, South Pacific, Australia, New Zealand.!

**Last cruise: Queen Mary 2 - Sydney - HK, 16 nights, 2 - 18 March 2017.

**Next: (We were booked on Adonia x 2, but they sold the ship on us.)
Sapphire Princess - 26 May 2018, Scandinavia, ex Southampton - 7 nights B2B with..
Sapphire Princess - 2 June 2018, Baltic Heritage, ex Southampton - 14 nights.
Royal Princess - 18 June 2018 - British Isles, ex Southampton - 12 nights.

'Adventure before Dementia - Live for Today !!'
#90
Canberra Australia
39,366 Posts
Joined Apr 2012
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, 'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!' [Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!]

The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.

Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer, 'Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!' [Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep poo in the water.]

Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said again, 'Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!'. [Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!]

'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear boy! Can't you speak English?' Said the man at the stream, in a splendid English accent.

'Oh I see', said the farmer, 'I was just saying, if you use both hands you can get more in........ !