Posted November 23rd, 2011, 04:38 AM
Last edited by John Bull; November 23rd, 2011 at 04:43 AM
How do you ?Aussify? a cruise ship?
Turn the entire stern deck into a giant barbie, offering rooburgers, koalaburgers, dingoburgers and crocburgers.
Empty the pools & fill them with Fosters.
Empty all refrigerated store rooms & fill them with Fosters
Empty all water chillers & fill them with Fosters
Empty the bilges & fill them with Fosters, and transfer to all the above for day 2
Change the dress code for formal nights to bush hat, khaki shirt & shorts and open sandals.
Remove all cutlery
Change all restroom signs to "Bruce's" and "Sheilas"
Endlessly repeat on the big screen Australia's triumphant rugby & cricket tournaments. Both of them
Give Rolf Harris a 30-year contract (we'll pay)
Put a string of giant corks around the top of the funnel.
Any more suggestions?
All tonge in cheek