Things not to do on a cruise ship

Don’t respond to the crew with “you’re forgetting one thing, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.”

 

Don’t yell “why is the rum gone?!” after you finish every drink.

 

Don’t start chanting “we wants the red head” when one passes you by.

But what if you reaaalllyyyy "want the red head" :'):'):')

PLEASE, before going to the movie theater on Serenade, take a shower and change the clothes you've been wearing for the last 7 days in the hot Caribbean. Unless, of course, you actually WANT to reek like a sewer and empty the full theater so you can watch the movie by yourself.

Don't try to save

seats in the theater.

PLEASE, before going to the movie theater on Serenade, take a shower and change the clothes you've been wearing for the last 7 days in the hot Caribbean. Unless, of course, you actually WANT to reek like a sewer and empty the full theater so you can watch the movie by yourself.

So it´s OK on other ships and other venues?:confused:

Don't forget to tip your bartender and servers!! :cool:Cash widely accepted.

And...don't assume the ship will wait for you when you stumble back from the bars in port an hour

late. :o :o

Don't throw anything overboard.

Sent from my SM-G955U using Forums mobile app

Don't eat off your plate while standing in the buffet line! Can't people wait until they sit down????

Leave your dirty dishes and drinking glasses from room service or wherever you bring them from in your cabin and not in the hallway when you are done with them.

And more recently on Royal Caribbean

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/sydney-man-reportedly-injured-in-cruise-ship-fight/news-story/e718118df89db7cecaafbb9a4e4a376c

 

Sent from my SM-G955U using Forums mobile app

Interesting!

Royal crew - beating up passengers!:mad::eek:

Don't try to save

multiple

seats in the theater.

I hate this too, and I see people holding whole rows sometimes, and no one ever challenges them on it when they try to sit there and get chased away! And the employees don't do anything either!

Sent from my iPhone using Forums

Don't call it a boat, especially when speaking to the captain. [emoji925][emoji924][emoji568]⚓️⚓️

 

 

Sent from my iPhone using Forums

WOW.....that's really looking for trouble!!!! :D

Don't hog the pool loungers when not using them!

Overweight men, don't wear budgie smugglers.

Don't leave bathroom without washing hands! This shocks me!

Don't push in lines/queues.

Don't reserve seats.

 

 

Sent from my iPad using Forums

Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

I'm dying.

(owns 2 budgies and is NOT smuggling them on the boat or anywhere else)

But what if you reaaalllyyyy "want the red head" :'):'):')

Only if you reeeeeaaaaaalllllly want one :D

Huh?

 

http://wfla.com/2018/03/08/woman-recovering-after-falling-off-norwegian-cruise-ship/

The original post that was being disputed was "Sit up on the railing to take a selfie. (NCL news)". Where in that story does it say anything about sitting on a railing?

Only if you reeeeeaaaaaalllllly want one :D

Sweet! What a relief!

Don't tell the owner of the phony service dog in a stroller that it is cute.

Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

:'):'):')

Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

Sent from my Lenovo P2a42 using Forums mobile app

Do not bring homework or study for a test. Nor don't expect to work via the slow connection to check in with work

"Budgie smugglers" is an Australian slang*term*for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the*front*of someone's shorts

 

Sent from my Lenovo P2a42 using Forums mobile app

I always learn something new on CC :eek:

My contribution:

Don't call it a Mustard drill.

Don't fall in love or have an affair with a stranger (passenger or crew)

???

Is this an example of "Don't offer unsolicited advice?" or "Don't Force your morality on other passengers?"

I second this.

Sent from my SM-J327R4 using Forums mobile app

Don't tell the owner of the phony service dog in a stroller that it is cute.

This is what I second. I'll add don't make fun of those who have problems with technology [emoji4] .

Sent from my SM-J327R4 using Forums mobile app

Well I had to look this up since I have kept parrots over 30 years and am very interested in conservation. First thought was "why would someone smuggle a budgie? The only cost a few dollars."

I can hardly breathe....there are no words.

:') :eek: :o