I do flaunt my C&A Status

What welcome gifts? The number and cheapness of the welcome gifts decrease in direct proportion to increases in C&A status. Has anyone else noticed this trend:(?

You need to get your gold helper to get your magic wand then you can have whatever you want.

I am Base Metal, waiting to turn Gold. But am always looking to make a quick buck.

Travelling on the Constipation of The Seas on the 3 day BeerBonanza. I will have with me for your "convenience", a good supply of Immodium and Depends. If you buy both, I will throw in some Movicol for you to disembark with. All payments accepted, including Seapasses (18% charge applies)

You can find me on Deck 1 in the Janitor's Mop Lounge.

I am Base Metal, waiting to turn Gold. But am always looking to make a quick buck.

 

Travelling on the Constipation of The Seas on the 3 day BeerBonanza. I will have with me for your "convenience", a good supply of Immodium and Depends. If you buy both, I will throw in some Movicol for you to disembark with. All payments accepted, including Seapasses (18% charge applies)

 

You can find me on Deck 1 in the Janitor's Mop Lounge.

Exactly where I would expect to find anyone who is just Gold Plated.

Exactly where I would expect to find anyone who is just Gold Plated.

At that level i thought she was the mop.

At that level i thought she was the mop.

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That may be too much. Oh wait my mistake... apologies, it was spot on. Base Metal, I did not know there was a boarding group "Okay and now you".

 

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I think these newbies are catching on they have to be subservient to us Diamond Superiors.

I will soon be pompous platinum, and be serving as the pepper grinder to all in the dining room.

I will soon be pompous platinum, and be serving as the pepper grinder to all in the dining room.

Please remember to wear gloves when touching said pepper grinder. Diamond Superiors do not like being exposed to platinum germs. Only Diamond bacteria and viruses are good enough for us.

Please remember to wear gloves when touching said pepper grinder. Diamond Superiors do not like being exposed to platinum germs. Only Diamond bacteria and viruses are good enough for us.

And face masks too because we don't want all your CO2 on our food.

I'll wear a platinum coated clean suit to eliminate any transfer. What level is required before you get fresh pepper?

I'll wear a platinum coated clean suit to eliminate any transfer. What level is required before you get fresh pepper?

Diamond.

Question...I saw Trump pardoned Wishbone and Drumstick. Do you think we should pardon a couple of turkeys? If so, what should the pardon entail? Discuss.

When it comes to balcony bushes, I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I go with Mt. Rushmore accept the faces are, myself, Banks, Williams and Santo.

This is us flaunting our D+ status at the Queens Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace.

Question...I saw Trump pardoned Wishbone and Drumstick. Do you think we should pardon a couple of turkeys? If so, what should the pardon entail? Discuss.

One is very tempted to make a comment involving Congress. But I'll refrain.:D

Question...I saw Trump pardoned Wishbone and Drumstick. Do you think we should pardon a couple of turkeys? If so, what should the pardon entail? Discuss.

One is very tempted to make a comment involving Congress. But I'll refrain.:D

The words "pardening" and "etrails" can not be used in the same sentence.:cool:

This is us flaunting our D+ status at the Queens Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace.

Great pic of you and Pauline, Graham!!

Brag, Brag, Brag.........excellent faunt!

This is us flaunting our D+ status at the Queens Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace.

I see that all the Pinnacles have their backs turned to you :D

Question...I saw Trump pardoned Wishbone and Drumstick. Do you think we should pardon a couple of turkeys? If so, what should the pardon entail? Discuss.

I believe the only pardoning required on RCI is when the underlings encounter a D or above. They’re required to say “pardon me” and quickly get out of the way.

I see that all the Pinnacles have their backs turned to you :D

They were golds that are not allowed to be in the photo with a D+.

They were golds that are not allowed to be in the photo with a D+.

Why are they not carrying serving trays? You Brits are spoiling them.

Why are they not carrying serving trays? You Brits are spoiling them.

The tray carriers were there just out of sight.

The people in view were Princess Elite members.

I believe the only pardoning required on RCI is when the underlings encounter a D or above. They’re required to say “pardon me” and quickly get out of the way.

I know other times when you are supposed to say pardon me----when you burp or far*

:rolleyes:

I know other times when you are supposed to say pardon me----when you burp or far*

 

:rolleyes:

Only if you are less than Diamond.

This is us flaunting our D+ status at the Queens Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace.

We saw The Queen once.....alas....from afar.

(Great photo!)

We saw The Queen once.....from afar.

(Great photo!)

Thank you the Queen and Prince Phillip stood next to us and gave Pauline a lovely smile.

My cousin runs the Queens IT department.