LIVE from GRANDEUR of the Seas - July 8, 2017

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^ Alter Lateral Flash with some context.

And he is British. A reality star.

Grandeur is docked in Bermuda........www.portbermudawebcam.com

Gwen :)

Is there a Twisted Kilt near the cruise port? I could see some Scottish Eggs and Caronas being consumed while watching preseason Giants football or rerun NY Islanders games.

The only Twisted Kilt i know of is in the Avenue at White Marsh which is a good 20-25 minute drive from the port. Sorry

I guess I'll be the one to ask...why the tan line?

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Alter Lateral Flash - the next trivia team name.

Biker, the psychic. I couldn't post this this morning because the wifi was so bad. A perfect 30/30 in famous couples trivia but sadly we lost to another team in a tiebreaker.

For all those silently following along for a Portuguese Man o' War Horseshoe Bay update - we just got back to the ship and.....I'll let you know in a few weeks.

Kidding, of course. I'm happy to report that there were zero issues today with the PMOW because all the piranhas ate them!

Kidding again, of course. No issues today. The water was spectacular as usual. Our cab driver said that was only a one day problem last week with the PMOW and there have been no issues since.

Horrible forecast for the week ahead here.

My Yeti and her S'well bottle were ready to battle the elements in the Bermuda heat today.

Huge line to get off the ship today as usual. It moved very fast though, I don't think we were on it for more than 5 minutes. Thank god there are no tenders here.

Thank you for the PMOW update. And the weather looks good for when we will be there Saturday and Sunday.

My old friend Dawn joined us today as well. I haven't seen my old pal in 11 years. Wait, that's not true. I've SEEN her, I just haven't been ON her since 2006. Get your mind out of the gutter folks.

Horseshoe Bay

Yup, $45 for an umbrella and two chairs.

I built up quite the appetite after spending 50 minutes in the water. I narrowed my choices down to either:

Or:

So obviously you know which one I chose right?

Day 3 and I've yet to see one speedo. Thankfully I haven't seen anyone wear an Alter Lateral Flash either. You don't know what that is? Google it. It makes a speedo look like a pillow case.

 

Actually, don't google it. Trust me. It's not easy on the eyes.

Why did I Google it!!!!! Why can't I learn to listen!!!!!!

As I recall you and CruiselifeRick are the reason I can't ever even look at Frittos.......nevermind eat them.

Correct, both.

Wait, is that a chicken leg or a full baby whale?

RCI should offer a 12 hour roof tarring excursion so you can really experience Bermuda in July.

I guess I'll be the one to ask...why the tan line?

It's also worth mentioning that he is.......ahem..........double fisted.

Day 3 and I've yet to see one speedo. Thankfully I haven't seen anyone wear an Alter Lateral Flash either. You don't know what that is? Google it. It makes a speedo look like a pillow case.

 

Actually, don't google it. Trust me. It's not easy on the eyes.

[emoji33]how does it stay in place? I can't believe I googled it!

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Hopping on the 8 PM (7 ET) ferry to Hamilton for dinner and then drinks afterwards. God I hope they are stocked up on club soda & lime here.

Hopping on the 8 PM (7 ET) ferry to Hamilton for dinner and then drinks afterwards. God I hope they are stocked up on club soda & lime here.

 

Cabbing it home?

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Oh god I just googled "squatty potty" I hope my Facebook and Instagram ads don't pop up with a variety of toilet accessories and varieties like it did with men's shorts after the Cruiseliferick review and googling "Chubbies" 🤦🏼*♀️

 

 

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Oh my gosh me too! I get Chubbies ads all the time now! [emoji23]

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Cabbing it home?

Yup.

We have arrived in Hamilton.

(whispering) A Holland America ship is here. Shhhh. I think they're sleeping.