The Dawn Of My Addiction: Back To Bermuda 08/08/10

The Dawn Of My Addiction: Back to Bermuda 08/08/10

Prologue

The Dawn: The darling amongst the NCL fleet for New Yorkers and for many who return to her time and again because they love her so. She is the most musical of the family and my best friend OceanDreams and her son were sailing her this week. It was their first time on the Dawn and my fourth. I am loving this ship and the places she has been going to lately!

Addiction Defined: An act of devoting or giving oneself habitually or compulsively or to become physiologically dependent on a habit- forming substance or action. This can include gambling, alcohol, drugs, sex, and food. Hello, my name is Coka and I am addicted to cruising with NCL. I tried to stop. I was supposed to stop. Since cruising is good for me, I stopped doing something else that was not. Prior to leaving for the trip I wondered if I would make it through my birthday week. Even now I wonder if I will make it through this review.

Bermuda: Transformed from an Isles of the Devil reputation to an Isles of Rest for many foreigners escaping winter or looking for a peaceful sanctuary from modernization. It became a mid- ocean playground island first to promote tourism. An ailing Mark Twain proclaimed everyone else could go to heaven…as he preferred to stay in Bermuda. Many cruise critics today have formed an addictive habit of cruising there dozens of times if not more and probably feel the same way as Mr. Twain. I never understood the mystique until understanding Bermuda’s history and culture. I want to make Bermuda a habit too. I was just there in April!

The 08/08/10 sailing: My third trip to Bermuda, My 30th NCL cruise, My 47th birthday…or I might be 48 now. I forget. If you were on this sailing also, feel free to add your thoughts and comments. I will try to answer any questions along the way. Bear with me as this may take a while to get my mojo going. This will be my first review written since joining cruise critic without smoking a cigarette…

Vacation Begins! Getting To the Ship 08/05 - 08/08:

I kid you not. The radio alarm woke me to “Lady Willpower, It’s Now or Never” by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. No matter it was a love song. I was focused on the willpower to remain smoke free during my first cruise since quitting. If you know my previous reviews on the subject, the outcome never turns out very well. No matter what happened this trip, smoking was not going to be an option.

Therefore, the solo drive to Montreal, the solo shopping, the solo hair color and highlight, the solo Michael Buble’ concert at the Bell Center, the going to bed immediately thereafter (solo, haha) so I would not smoke outside the nightclubs, the drive back home the next day, figuring how to pack one little suitcase only, the airport flight hours later, the wait for Airlink Transportation to Manhattan from JFK (18 dollars), meeting up with OceanDreams and her son at the Holiday Inn on West 57th street, walking around the streets of NYC, museum hopping, dining, and getting into a cab the next day to the pier (8 bucks…we could have walked it if necessary), all kept me too busy to think about smoking as most everything was executed without a glitch. The only exceptions were the hotel rooftop pool being closed for a private party and Michael Buble‘ never singing to me in person that it was a marvelous night for a moon dance. Oh well, I was heading back to the Dawn who made my dreams come true last April and who needs a moon dance when one is heading to many Bermudian moon gates?

This review will not be complete in one sitting as I go day by day. I will add onto to my own postings here but please ask questions along the way and I will do my best to answer them!

coka

Sunday, August 8

Embarkation: We arrived outside the pier around noon. Local 333 of The United Marine Division was present handing out literature regarding the use of unionized tug boat companies versus non unionized companies. I gave the longshoremen my very best Mary Harris “Mother” Jones pep speech yet left them wondering just how much more the cruise would have cost if they were fueling the Dawn and escorting her out of the harbor. Once inside, we got into the platinum latitudes check in line. Although not in a suite that comes with a personal escort, we did find ourselves onboard just 15 minutes later heading to the Venetian restaurant for lunch.

Portobello mushroom with warm goat cheese, roasted eggplant, steak and mushrooms with buttery sauce sizzling to perfection accompanied with steamy hot French fries, and key lime pie for dessert was my welcome back to the Dawn lunch. Afterwards, the three of us walked around so Ocean and her son could get an idea of the ship layout and offerings. We perused through the strategically located restaurant menus, spa, galleria, art, and casino offerings on display in the public areas. We discussed excursion options. We walked the decks working our way up and outside from one end to the other.

At the Bimini Bar above the pool area, I suggested we eat again. A Hotdog, cheeseburger, and fries was my welcome back to the Dawn afternoon snack. When done, I asked them when and where they wanted to eat later on and the response was wherever and whenever. That was cool with me too. The ship horn blew for the muster drill and it was refreshing to go right to the meeting station without having to get lifejackets from the cabin first. We did return to the cabin after the drill and found all of our luggage delivered. Score! I have no idea if the “priority” label on the luggage tags for platinum members really work or not, but it seemed to on this sailing and psychologically, I believe that yes indeed it does on other sailings as well.

Balcony cabin 10196 for three please worked out just fine. We had plenty of room in the cabin for all of our belongings with space to spare and more to share. I am so very thankful to OceanDreams and to her son for allowing me to bunk with them. They probably had no idea why when we were unpacking I kept going out to the balcony and then back inside. Out to the balcony and then back inside. Out to the balcony and then back inside. I told them I was giving them room to unpack. My reality was waiting for a nicotine craving to go away. I learned they only last five minutes but this one lasted until we reached the Verazzano Bridge. Holding breaths, making wishes, and kissing loved ones are all a must do when passing under it. For the first time ever, I did not cough afterwards and I did not think about smoking until just before midnight later on. Was it because of my wish or was it because there was so much to do onboard that evening?

Matt Baker was the Cruise Director and I saw him for the first time on the Sky last August. I understand he and John Ibrahim (sp?) have since switched ships. I had tears of laughter rolling down my face when I first saw Matt’s imitation of Austin Power’s during the 70‘s dance party back then. He did not disappoint on this sailing either. There were plenty of activities in my opinion. Matt is a fantastic highly visible cruise director blending a perfect amount of passenger interaction, personal humor, showmanship, activity scheduling and information, and fun for all age groups throughout the seven day cruise. If you ever hear him play the harmonica he leaves you thinking Oh…My…God in your head as you listen along and watch him. By the time he is done playing, and although he does not combine the two in the same venue, women will find themselves answering the famous Austin Powers question in their minds…

After unpacking we went to the Spa/salon giveaway at 5:30pm. This is a must do in my opinion because they give away good prizes. You have to be present to win, the prizes were not transferable, could not be combined with something you already booked, could only be used on port days, and you had to dance down the aisle to collect the prize up front. I agreed with all the rules except the fourth. There were 50 people present and the prizes included a body composition analysis, an ionithermie treatment, a facial, a scalp/neck/shoulder massage, and a back/neck/shoulder massage, and a head to toe massage. We did not win but the vibe of the giveaway, the fun music, and the presentation by the hubba bubba personal trainer was worth the visit. I suggested it was probably time we eat.

The three of us went to Aqua, the smaller main restaurant located mid ship. Seafood was our selection. I had the North Atlantic Cod that tasted fresh and yummy as if I caught it and cooked it myself. I should know as I used to do just that years ago for fun. I wrote down that OceanDreams enjoyed her salmon. “Cooked to perfection” she proclaimed it was the best she ever had. Her son was not keen on the French onion soup but we were proud he was trying new things. The two main restaurants, Aqua and the Venetian, have six always available entrees along with three different entrees each night that never repeat throughout the week.

The restaurant got busier as we went through our meal talking amongst ourselves and with passengers next to us. As this occurred, I noted the level of teamwork that took place throughout the room. The wait staff, the Maitre D Ahmed Kammari, and the officers who passed through, all took part in helping out. Most notable and most intriguing was the way Maitre D Ahmed could multi-task during the busy period. You would not see it unless you were looking closely, but he seriously had the ability to go from point A to point B in five seconds while carrying out six tasks along the way in such a suave manner. I can only aspire to that level within in my own job!

After dinner we stopped by the Latitudes/Cruise Consultant’s office so I could fill out my future cruise credit paperwork. They put the form in the Freestyle Daily and they put the form in you stateroom, and they advertise very well all over the ship. You put down 250 dollars that goes towards a future deposit for a future cruise you want to take withing the next four years. You receive 100 dollars immediate onboard credit for the current sailing you are on. For me, those are best odds and the best reward available. Laura Mertes is the youthful, beautiful, fun to talk to latitudes consultant currently onboard. I enjoyed our conversation while filling out the form. Her office hours are posted in the freestyle daily literature. There is also a drop off box outside the office if you want to just turn in the form. You will get a certificate voucher for the future deposit delivered to your stateroom soon thereafter.

Dancing Through The Decades took place in Dazzles with the best band on the Seven Seas: Next Stage! It is no secret I love this band. It is no secret the crew loves this band. It is no secret I always write this and that frequent cruisers on the Dawn love this band. I was surprised to see them onboard still rocking and jamming and still having fun. Gosh, do they ever get time off?

Just prior to midnight the three of us went to the Galleria shops. I visited my black and gold Rado watch that still sits locked behind the counter and I said hello to it. The pink ones are no longer around. I promised my Rado that some day it would be gloriously displayed upon my wrist. My Rado understood. My Rado did not wish anything ill of my current Fossil watch that Lu bought me on our February Pearl trip so that made me respect my Rado all the more. We reminded each other of the virtue of patience and we parted as we hoped for oh so briefly a moment until we could be joined together permanently some day. Not looking where I was going after leaving my Rado, I found myself standing face to face with Virginia.

I ignored her and tried to walk away. She grabbed me and forced me to turn around and look at her again. “I can not see you anymore” I told her. “But I miss you,” she replied. I counteracted that she had cost me too much. She reminded me of all the times she was my friend and she cried out wondering how I could leave her this way. Get a grip Virginia Slim Menthol Light and take a look at yourself. You are now 32 dollars and 95 cents. Then I blurted abruptly thereafter that I was in love somebody else and I did not care about her anymore. Her white body with silver green trim stood firm upon the shelf and she demanded to know with whom. I stared her down in silence for moments until I answered, “With Myself.” I walked away and she cat called me that I was looking fat. I still ignored her and found OceanDreams and her son over by the t-shirts. I suggested we hit the Blue Lagoon for the best late night comfort food ever that included 10 spicy hot chicken wings. Bedtime was immediately thereafter.

coka

Woo-hoo, another coka review! I was hoping to be on the Dawn next year but it's looking like we may not be able to make it (I don't want to remove it from my signature just in case). As for kicking Virginia's butt my thoughts and prayers are with you. It took a heart attack (at the age of 47) to get me to quit. Good luck!!!! Now, no pressure, but post more review:D.

Hi Coka....looking forward to the rest of your review. Sounds like you had another memorable trip. I met you about 4 years either on the Dawn or Spirit not sure which cruise it was. Funny thing we cruised the same week except I was on the Spirit from Boston this time. The Dawn is my favorite ship and she is coming to Boston next year. Cant wait I will be on the Cruise to Nowhere in May on her and of course yes I got my cruise certificate also so now I have another week long adventure to plan!

Patiently waiting for the rest of your entertaining review.

Cruising with Coka and her addiction was something of a challenge but truly a pleasure. The good thing about her writing this review is that I get to hitchhike on it and don’t have to write my own. (haha)

Back in October of 2003 was the first time my son who was then 11, first cruised with the two of us. This was Coka’s birthday cruise and my son’s graduation cruise and even though it had been 5 years since Coka and I had last cruised together….. Nothing had changed. We were still the best cocktail mixture.

OceanDreams

We were still the best cocktail mixture.

 

OceanDreams

Does that mean......best served with alcohol??? ;):p:rolleyes::D

Hello I am Jim and I am a Cruise Addict! I am powerless over cruises, travel, ships, fine dining, and excellent staff who go above and beyond with STYLE. I admit it and it is one thing that I will not quit.

I am so glad to see that you are finally writing this review. We were away the same week again and I have already completed my thoughts about the Pearl. This means I can sit back and enjoy yours now! You have such a gift in your writing. I am looking forward to the rest of the adventure.

Virginia can knock but she cannot come in! Continue to be one moment at a time.

Hi Coka....looking forward to the rest of your review. Sounds like you had another memorable trip. I met you about 4 years either on the Dawn or Spirit not sure which cruise it was. Funny thing we cruised the same week except I was on the Spirit from Boston this time. The Dawn is my favorite ship and she is coming to Boston next year. Cant wait I will be on the Cruise to Nowhere in May on her and of course yes I got my cruise certificate also so now I have another week long adventure to plan!

 

Patiently waiting for the rest of your entertaining review.

Hi Paula,

It was on the Dawn as I was on that cruise too! I hope you liked the Spirit. We were on her this time last year. I just got off the Pearl. We all seem to be on the same cruise schedule this year but different ships :D.

Can't wait to read more of your review! Reading it makes me miss the Dawn! I want to go back ASAP!

Sparks, congratulations on a successful quit. I need to email you why I never made it to the dairy festival. I am up in your neck of the woods all day tomorrow and next weekend!

Letsgocruisin, it was the Dawn 2 day cruise to nowhere. What a good time that was!

Dr. Jimswims, I am so happy happy happy you enjoyed the Pearl to Alaska! With all of your accomplishments and with all that you do in your real life, I should address you as Saint Jimswims!

OceanDreams, and to think we met years ago on cruise critic! It all began over a banana monkey recipe from the Norwegian Sea. My, how we have matured over the years, huh? LOL! Please add on here any time and even post some of your pictures...as long as they do not include me ...most especially at the martini clinic...!!!!

Crzcntrl, I just left last week and can not wait to go back again!

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Monday: First Full Day At Sea!

I awoke with my face against the balcony glass as I was in the couch pullout bed. No, I did not draw the short straw. We three actually all wanted it. OceanDreams said she should have it because she is the shortest. Her son said he should have it because he was the youngest. I said I should have it because I was the last minute add on. Although divided by three, I saved a lot more money booking with them than they did booking with me. Now, you might have read reviews on or seen pictures of a standard balcony cabin where passengers report the open couch bed being in the way of getting out onto the balcony. You may have read you have to climb over the bed to get there. This is true yet I discovered a secret. When the couch is pulled out 100%, yes, it reaches the table at the end blocking the path to the balcony. If the couch is pulled out 66%, then there is plenty of room to get by. The remaining 1/3 slides in and out from beneath and the 1/3 cushion is attachable. We found at night time and during the morning lounging around, the 66% worked well until everyone was ready to go to sleep for good. During the day I found it plenty of room to curl up and take naps upon.

Through the balcony glass I could see calm waters as the Darling Dawn smoothly glided southeast. The sun was beginning to rise upon the horizon. On the other side of me Ocean’s son made peaceful breathing sounds as he happily slept. Ocean on the other side of him was peacefully breathing happy sounds of slumber as well. Turning back towards the balcony glass, the view triggered my addiction. Any other time I would have gone out and enjoyed a smoke before anyone else got up. I thought about breakfast instead but the nicotine craving was stronger. Focus Focus Focus coka, I told myself. Surely you can not EAT your way through the cruise all week like you did on embarkation day! Follow the advice that has worked so well thus far on land. Read…or walk…or drink a tall glass of ice water…anything positive to distract yourself. Too early to call Romanian spa God for a 6:30am hot stone massage, my only available option was to hit the promenade to power walk the craving overboard and then eat. Yes, I would eat my way through the week and exercise all throughout to maintain the balance.

Early morning promenade deck is wonderful for catching sunrises, for seeing dolphins jump and to catch the flying fish swimming alongside the ship as I did throughout my stretches. If you like to walk it, four times around equals 1.4 miles. The entire deck was all mine for the first three rounds. Nobody was out there. The remaining seven rounds were a losing battle. Slowly, quietly, and ever so seductively, the nicotine-demon made its presence known soon thereafter. The gorgeous middle aged man with the deep blue eyes nodding and smiling and inhaling as I walked by did not help my cause. The twenty something gal still in her pj’s looking like she was sixty who scowled as she exhaled when I walked by did. The stranger who pulled out a Parliament and lit up…I was not sure if that helped or hurt my cause because that was my dad’s brand. All I know is if I saw a Virginia Slim Menthol I probably would have jumped ship. And I do not mean overboard.

So I got the heck off the promenade and finished the power walk up on the jogging deck where the seriously healthy people go. I think running can become obsessive to some. I never took it up as a habit because I knew too many circumstances where a person either dropped dead or ruined their knees doing it. So I continued to power walk beyond the jogging track in order to not get plowed down! This track was dangerous! LOL. It never dawned on me to use the fantastic gym onboard with the treadmills and stair masters and elliptical weights and free weights and pilates, and fab ab crunching and yoga! Since I live, work, and exercise indoors nine months out of the year, I prefer to do as many things outside when given the opportunity.

My power walk continued all the way forward and up and around and behind the Bimini bar to up and down the stern by the T-Rex kids pool. Some day I am going jump in that pool early morning when nobody is around! If you want to know the quietest most peaceful spot on the ship with the best view in my opinion…deck 13 at the bow. The quietest most peaceful spot with the best aft view is promenade deck 7 at the ship’s stern. If you prefer shade and if you prefer to sit, outside Pearly King’s port side promenade has tables and chairs on the promenade. Outside the Blue Lagoon starboard side also has tables and chairs set up on the promenade. Those are the quiet areas I found.

Having the choice to eat breakfast at any of the options on board, I selected the Blue Lagoon‘s most mornings because the breakfast options were the least. Seems odd, huh? Not for me on this sailing. If I went to the Garden Café, I would have eaten everything on my way down the buffet line like a hungry farmer eats his way his way down a corn cob. If I went to restaurants, I would have ordered everything on the menus. The Blue Lagoon was just perfect! Nobody there, fresh cooked eggs and toast, good music over the intercom, and the option to bring my food just outside on the promenade or to up three flights to my balcony cabin directly above. Since Ocean’s son awoke later than us, I stocked up on the best ever breads/croissants/danishes ever in the history of the world to bring him even though it was me who usually ended up eating them later on! I can taste the square bread/danish with the line of chocolate running through it as I type. Oh, how I could go for one of those danishes with the line of chocolate running through it as I type…I better go for a walk…

Heading back to the cabin for a shower down the hallway was eerily quiet until I heard someone gently give me a good morning from behind. Something told me to stop and turn around and carry on a 20 minute conversation with whomever was there. Was it destiny to have met the intriguing Doctor Merita, the onboard acupuncturist, the traditional Asian medicine Doctor from Hawaii, who was walking deck 10 hallway in the early morning hours? At the time I thought so given my current trigger ailment. My sister in law swears by acupuncture and even had it done on the Dawn April 2009 sailing to reduce her chronic pain. She said it worked. Dr. Merita showed me a list of all the ailments she has treated in her 23 year practice of alternative medicine. Although craving effects of quitting smoking was not on the list, she did mention she was treating some of the employees onboard for it. No wonder I did not see any of them on the promenade walk. I thanked her, took her number, and if nothing changed for me by the time we reached Bermuda, I surely was going to give it a try. Smoking was not an option yet getting stuck like a voodoo doll with thousands of tiny pins and needles at that moment in time surely seemed viable, reliable, and reasonable.

This sailing had a cruise critic meet and greet set up by Familyof4Cruising. We arrived a tad bit before the 10:30 scheduled time and there were muffins, juice, and coffee already set up to be eaten and sipped. I enjoyed! About 15 or so cruise critics attended and 8 officers showed which also is no secret we are very thankful they take time out to do this. During their introductions I could not help but think that I really am addicted to NCL for I was able to remember in my mind the ships/itineraries/sailings with some of them in the past. The officers each had a little bit to say to us and we had an opportunity to ask questions of them. There is a thread on the NCL boards that keeps a list of who is working what ship and when. I will list here who is onboard: Captain Sverre Sovdsnes…the famous other half of the perfect Pearl Captain now on the Dawn. Hotel Director who said goodbye to the beloved Majesty…Brian Walters. Food and Beverage Director Sarper Hilmi Suner, new on board Executive Chef Christian from Australia…he got an applause from all of us which obviously states a lot about the food onboard…and this was only our second day! Cruise Director Matt Baker as already mentioned. The remaining three included the Bar Manager, the Guest Services Manager, and the Group Services Coordinator. We apologize for not getting all of their names. Anoop is the current Concierge (he was not at the meet and greet).

After the gathering we went to lunch at Bamboo. OceanDreams has done this on other NCL ships but I have never been to a seafood lunch at a specialty restaurant before. We had different variations of sushi along with some fried calamari. The sushi is all you can eat for 15 dollars per person whether you dine there for lunch or for dinner. We went there again later on in the week and it was just a good! I proud to proclaim I held my chopsticks like a pro both times without a worry. Even so, I did catch myself from trying to inhale the end of one stick at the first luncheon. By the second luncheon, I had not given it any thought at all. I still do not understand the green tea ice cream and the green tea cake-like log roll tasted so much better than it looked! It sure gave us all a chuckle. OH…I noticed on the Freestyle Daily that Teppanyaki is also open for lunch from noon until 1:30 so it must be one seating only. Is this new or has this been around for a while and I am only noticing the Teppanyaki schedule for the first time?

Something else new onboard on the Dawn that I thought a fantastic and wonderful implementation was the displayed notice in all the public bathrooms. Each have a sign that asks everyone to use a paper towel to open the door handle upon exiting the area. You can be sure I looked to see if there was a basket close by given this new request and I saw the brand new ones attached to the walls within reach or aim once the door was opened. Kudos to whomever said “you know what…we are just going to do this“…and installed them all. I thought it was great.

We met a happy passenger along the way who attended the Pub Crawl and loved it. We talked to her because she still had the name tag stuck to her with the name she chose for herself. Having never attended one, we inquired if she would do it again. She said it was worth the money, they played fun games, it was tons of fun, and her suggestion was to hold a future pub crawl late night. We said we were holding out for the martini tasting the following afternoon and she said she would probably see us there. We left her in the lobby as she remained in her trance like state. We never saw her again.

All the regular activities were available as you find on other ships during the days at sea. The seminars, the talks, the organized fun, and the NCL-U liquor/wine/beer/other tastings, the dance classes, the demonstrations, the sports activities, and such were offered throughout the week. The Freestyle Daily mentioned golf excursions in Bermuda and they also had a golf instructor onboard who offered golf swing tune up lessons at the Golf cage. Maybe golf could become my new addiction as the question is often asked what one replaces a recovering addiction with but I do not know how to play. Since it was cloudy, rain showers, and surprisingly calm seas, I selected a little bit of reading and a little bit of napping instead as recommended. I did this while practice sitting out on the balcony without going into a nicotine fit.

Having just filled out my post cruise survey, I noticed there was not a section to make a suggestion. As us baby boomers get older, we all really need to learn how to play golf, because that is what we are supposed to do in preparation for our retirements, right? I would love to be on a cruise to Bermuda where the focus is on Golf for total Newbies. The NCL-U or the seminar could be offered a few times on the journey down as we learn the terms, rules of the game, how to score, and other basics. Practice swing sessions can take place at the golf cage (as was offered on this sailing). Once in Bermuda the newbies can go as a group tour to a real golf course. The trick though is how to keep all the newbies separate from the regular avid golfers. Maybe afterwards we could all order clubhouse cocktails and practice the real reason why we took up the game…

We attended a private gathering during the early evening. Most of my clothing consisted of New England Hippie Granola short sleeveless tent dresses (MaryFrei would be so proud of me, haha) where you can not distinguish the body beneath. Since I have gained weight since quitting June 29, and since Bermuda is hot and humid in August, the tent dresses worked perfect with a pair of casual sandals during the days and perfect with dressy heels and jewelry during the nights. If you ever attended one of these functions you know that there is a line up at the entrance similar to the latitudes party which took place the second full day at sea. When you walk into the lounge at either gathering you say hello how are you and yadda yadda yadda as you walk by, find a seat and then wait for the food and wine and whoever talks to you to arrive. On this evening, we went to the bar instead and talked with a few passengers and employees. Then I spotted him! The officer from last April who probably wanted to poke his eye out with a pen rather than dine with us. In the drawing last April we WON him! And he had to eat in the Venetian with US! And we were the LAST table to leave the Venetian that evening! On this sailing I thankfully could see from afar that both of his eyes were still intact. In hindsight, I suppose it is a good thing the random drawing to dine with an officer was canceled soon thereafter and no longer offered to passengers because frankly, he has really nice eyes.

After the gathering, we went to Le Bistro for dinner because the three of us were dressed up so fine. I do not think I needed my glasses to read the menu. Escargot and beef tenderloin please without even looking! Oh, and how can I forget the bread dipped into the garlic butter afterwards…yummmmm!

The Not So Newlywed Game was immediately after our dinner and we arrived to standing room only so we stood. I could see because I had the Fergie shoes but nobody could see behind me so I used the pole to lean against and to not be in anyone’s way. We found a seat after the show for the 70’s Groovilicious Dance Party. Prior to the party, one of Matt Baker’s announcements gave us the statistics of who was onboard for the week. Approximately 1,000 kids onboard and approximately 250 plus or minus 18-21 year olds. OceanDreams, correct me if I am wrong if you are reading this. Matt might have said approximately 1,000 families onboard. Did not bother me at all. I am sure any mainstream cruise ship this time of year has similar statistics. He also said any Spinnaker’s Events were all family friendly and I found this useful information. As I look through the Freestyle Dailies I am also noticing the advertised specials for kids under 12 eating free in the specialty restaurants with exception to Teppenyaki. Another example was kids under 12 playing Bingo for free. Of course this was for one kid with one adult purchase.

I enjoyed the band Next Stage and I enjoyed watching all the families partake in the fun as they danced the night away. Most memorable were the five middle age sisters and their mother in the wheelchair out on the dance floor. They reminded me of my five wicked sisters! I also enjoyed watching the multi-generational family of 21 all doing the car wash dance moves from their seats, in the aisles, and then out onto the dance floor. I felt bad for the wife who was grooving in her chair in the front row seat as her husband sat stoic and stared ahead at everyone else. Of them all, guess who I went up to and asked to dance with?

coka

You are really kind to say that coka! Thank you.

I am enjoying your adventure on the Dawn. Keep it coming! This is so much better than all the other things that I am supposed to be doing right now!

Tuesday: Second Full Day At Sea!

Not ready to walk the promenade, I got up to prepare and to drink the stateroom coffee while donning one of the tent dresses that transformed into my pajamas. My packing efforts were really paying off! Since many of you ask about the coffee, I noted the package label in the stateroom. The package read “Fresh Brew Coffee” Euro Tradition Blend…appeals to both European and American coffee lovers. I liked the coffee I had onboard even though coffee never became my addiction as it was a very conscious decision over the years. When I was a little kid in school I could never understand why we students could not have beverages in the classroom when many of the adults were walking around all day with a coffee mug permanently attached to their wrist. If we promote drug free schools, then why is coffee sold in the cafeterias?

I usually only have one cup per day but on this day I drank the 2 cup pot and then went to the Java Café in the atrium for another cup around noon. When I sailed with Lu on the Pearl in February she said she wished to spend more time at the Java Café people watching. The Jewel class ships (Jewel, Pearl, and Gem) are more conducive to that. The Dawn’s java café is more enclosed yet the area is very nice to sit in. It reminded me of Central Park in the middle of Manhattan. A clever design on this ship. It was here I caught the tail end of Jason and Columbian Emeralds International’s presentation on the gem Alexandrite taking place in the java café area. Arriving in time to get a raffle ticket, I followed the attendees back to the galleria in the hopes of winning a beautiful necklace that looked very expensive to me. There were only about 20 passengers in attendance because the sun was shining outside so the odds were good. Some guy won it and his wife was very happy! Also available in the atrium were watch specials (Ann Klein, Fossil, Nautica, Tommy Bahama) and other types of jewelry/pocketbooks/gold and silver chains on sale. Lunch soon followed and I had another coffee afterwards.

Afternoon activities on this day included casino tournaments, art auctions, and Close Up magic with magician Greg Gleason. Greg is very popular because they had him presenting three times…at 1pm, 3pm, and 5pm. I bet he is looking forward to school getting back into session soon. Bingo, arthritis seminar, weakest link gameshow, family gunk challenge, and liquor tastings were also other examples on the program.

OceanDreams, her son, and I did not have to decide anything that afternoon. We already had a plan before we ever boarded the ship. Our roll call discussed it and many decided it was a must do. Although I was afraid, very afraid to do it, and after many years reading about it on cruise critic, our only planned activity of the week was to attend our first…ever…martini…clinic. Now if they had Tobacco Tastings, then you know I would have attended every single one in the past. Gather smokes from all over the world, meet in the Cigar Bar or heck, even on the promenade, and taste all the finest world flavors while using a hookah, a briar, or a calabash, hahaha. Actually, they do have opportunities for the cigar smokers to gather for a cordial and stogie. They sometimes do it under the stars at the Bimini Bar according to the Freestyle Daily.

Another reason never trying the martini/liquor tastings before is that I am a cheap date. I can have one martini for under ten dollars and get the same effect as the four offered at the clinics for fifteen. In the past my fear was that I would drink all of them and then miss the following two or three days of the cruise recuperating. My current fear on this sailing was different. I feared that one taste, my inhibitions would be lowered, and then I would go bum a tobacco stick from someone which would lead me right back into Virginia‘s clutch. Maybe getting all full of java earlier on in combination with the martini effect later would balance everything out in the end and I would leave the clinic 100% normal.

STYLE cards are available to write commendations for any staff member who exhibits characteristics of Service, Teamwork, and Yes Leading to Excellence. I wish they put at least one card in every stateroom binder of information, but for now you have to pick them up at the reception desk in the atrium. We filled them out throughout the week for anyone who made our cruise extra enjoyable. Whether it was a particular crew member, a staff member, an officer, a particular interaction, or a particular experience, I do know the employees cherish receiving them.

One of our cards went to Head Bartender Jose Monterde, Bartender Jonathan Fernandez, and Bar Waiter Longinus Gonsalues who worked the martini clinic in the Star Bar. All three were very entertaining and very informative in the art of explaining, creating, and serving a martini. We were not served just four. We were served seven. A classic, a cosmopolitan, an appletini, Le French, Chocolate, Melon, and Espresso. All of us were quiet, cordial, attentive, and reserved until someone shouted by the end of the first classic martini, “Oh my god is it only me or did that drink just kick in and give you an instant buzz…?!”

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Wednesday Morning: Approaching Bermuda!

We woke up the next morning parallel to Bermuda’s long shoreline asking each other what the hell just happened. Hey, as long as we were not on the television, not in the brig, not in someone else’s state room, and we all still had our teeth in place, then anything that happened after the martini clinic could not have been so bad.

“Who had the champagne?” I asked as I saw the cork from the welcome aboard bottle (for platinum latitudes) rolling around on the balcony floor. Ocean responded all of three of us did before the latitudes repeat passenger party. “Did we drink at the latitudes party too?” I wondered out loud. No, we were all on water by then. Stretching in my couch bed, sitting up slowly, I expressed disappointment in not paying attention to the prizes, drinks, and finger foods given away to include in my review.

“Do you remember you won the champagne for being on the most cruises again?“ she asked me. I exclaimed Whaaaaat and inquired where I was when this happened. She answered, “At the bar drinking water and talking to the cruise critics.” “Wait…it is coming back to me…is that when I ran half way down the aisle shouting I won while giving thanks to the starboard side of the room and then giving thanks to the port side of the room?” Ocean told me no, that was when my invitation was drawn to win a door prize and added I was also doing the Queen‘s wave. Oh my god, I hope I was not disrespectful to Laura Mertes or to the officers up front. Ocean assured me I was not and that I was not even talking when they gave their welcome, their introductions, and their prizes. I was just staring in the same trancelike state as the pub crawl gal.

Thank goodness. I suppose I never really mind a drunk…but I really can not tolerate a loud mouth one talking while someone else is giving a speech or presentation. Ocean again assured me it was not the case. She told me I never finished the first martini and took one sip from all the others and poured the rest down a particular passenger’s throat. “Was it the guy with body building huge arms with tattoos all over them?“ Yes, it was. “Did you take pictures of the empty plastic martini glass tower the passengers all built?” Yes she did just before it all tumbled over.

Then she told me I won a gift package of 2 dive-in t-shirts, 2 passport/room key holders, and a photo album. “Whaaaat?…Where is the champagne and the prizes won?” I asked while looking around the cabin. She replied, “You gave it all away.” I proclaiming again “whaaaaaat?” and teased I wanted to bring the champagne home to Mr. Coka. She new I was not serious as the last bottle I brought home nearly killed me figuratively and nearly killed him literally. As we looked at pictures from the evening before, I thanked God and secretly checked off my NCL bucket list that I finally got to literally run down the aisle shouting I won something in just the manner I had always figuratively envisioned in my head. Thank you to my darling Dawn for continuing to actualize my fantasies!

I remembered everything else afterwards. We went to the buffet for dinner where I chowed down multiple servings of my personal favorite marinated chicken, my personal favorite potato salad, and a pasta concoction. I did remember returning to the chicken area three times. For dessert, I had a lemon and crème crepe freshly prepared by the crepe chef at the dessert area. Nearby yet almost missed it, I had chopped fruit dipped under the liquid dark chocolate fountain along with banana bread and some other cake-like mixture dipped under the white chocolate fountain. OH….My….Goodness! I returned to reverse the two…fruit dipped under the white chocolate fountain and the cakes dipped under the dark chocolate fountain. On this sailing I think I made up for all the years passing on desserts!

We then went to find a good seat in Spinnaker’s Lounge for the rest of evening. We enjoyed watching Dancing With The Stars, watching and dancing to Family Dance Music with DJ Keith, and laughing out loud to Comedian Dave Heenan’s Late Night Adult Comedy Show. Comedian Heenan reminded me of the Energizer Bunny who could keep going and going and going with jokes, one liners, and funny stories. He was very visible as well throughout the ship all week and often engaged with passengers along the way. I found myself challenged to tell him a joke he did not know. Throughout the week, there was only two. He must get that type of stuff all the time from passengers like me yet he still was very gracious in humoring us. We saw most of his venues but were sorry we missed his singing ones as I hear he is very good at that as well!

Next Up: Bermuda!

coka

Great review so far, Coka!

Jose, Jose -- LOVE this guy!

I would love to be on a cruise to Bermuda where the focus is on Golf for total Newbies.…

Below is an excellent reason why I preach to read the Freestyle Dailies and everything that arrives to your room...something I obviously did not heed myself! I searched all the Freestyles and the Tours offered:

Sunday 1-3pm: Meet PGA golf pro Thom (deck 7 golf desk)

Monday 11:30am: The Golf Swing Made Simple (StarDust Theater)

Tuesday 1-5pm: Golf Lessons Available (for a fee at the golf cage)

Wednesday: Port Royal Golf Course Tour

Thursday: Riddler's Bay Golf Course Tour

Friday: Belmont Hill's Golf Course Tour

Saturday 10am-5pm: Norwegian Golf Academy: Private Lessons Available, call Thom

Additionally, the cruise staff had an Organized Cruise Staff Activity on Wed.,Thurs., and Fri. at 1pm: Golf Putting Tournament in Gatsby's Lounge.

I may be missing even more but I do stand to correct myself!

Oops!

coka

Below is an excellent reason why I preach to read the Freestyle Dailies and everything that arrives to your room...something I obviously did not heed myself! I searched all the Freestyles and the Tours offered:

 

Sunday 1-3pm: Meet PGA golf pro Thom (deck 7 golf desk)

Monday 11:30am: The Golf Swing Made Simple (StarDust Theater)

Tuesday 1-5pm: Golf Lessons Available (for a fee at the golf cage)

Wednesday: Port Royal Golf Course Tour

Thursday: Riddler's Bay Golf Course Tour

Friday: Belmont Hill's Golf Course Tour

Saturday 10am-5pm: Norwegian Golf Academy: Private Lessons Available, call Thom

 

Additionally, the cruise staff had an Organized Cruise Staff Activity on Wed.,Thurs., and Fri. at 1pm: Golf Putting Tournament in Gatsby's Lounge.

 

I may be missing even more but I do stand to correct myself!

 

Oops!

 

coka

Coka ~ You write the most amazing Posts! Can't wait to read more!

Coka: I am so enjoying this post! I am so happy that Jose is still the bartender on the Dawn I heard he left now I really cant wait for my CTN in May I hope he is still there. We have the best time at his Martini Tastings! Now you got me singing....Jose jose jose jose'

Jim: You have a great memory....i remember you and your wife. Funny how we all travel the same time maybe we should do a reunion cruise and see if we can pick each other out. lol Funny how people meet on these boards. We met a couple from NJ on this CC board and have been great friends now for over 6 years and have since travel 2 more cruises. They just came up to Boston for this past cruise a few weeks ago. This was my second time on the Spirit but the Dawn is my favorite.

DW and I just returned from Meadowbrook Pavillion in New Hampshire where we saw Reba McIntyre in concert to celebrate our 18th anniversary (a little early but in the right month). You didn't miss much at the Dairy Festival, it was pretty wet and dreary, but you may email me anyway:).

UandMe, thank you for the kind words!

Letsgo, let all go again! I am game for same time next year. Jimswims booked the Gem already...

Sparks, you've got mail!

coka

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Wednesday/Thursday/Friday: Bermuda Island During the Day!

On this sailing, the port side of ship faced the wharf/governor’s mansion with ocean views and the starboard side faced the ocean with Bermuda island views. Having now stayed in a balcony cabin on both sides I think each offer a slightly different experience. The wharf has more action to look at because you can see passengers coming and going. The opposite side is more quiet. The only other major difference is the wharf side gets sunsets and the other gets sunrises.

Although the ship is in port for three days, I recommend you do first whatever it is you want to do most. For example, on my last trip we wanted to take the ferry to St. George’s but saved it for day 2. Day 2 arrived and the ferry was not working during the particular hours we wanted to go. Last time we wanted to bike ride on day 2 or 3 but all the bikes were rented by the time we inquired. This trip we were saving Snorkel Park for Day 3 but it was closed due to a private party (Superstar Pink was in town). Believe me when I tell you that none of this was any sort of downer for me because I never expect anything so I am never disappointed! Therefore, prioritize your activities. If a beach day is a priority, then do it at the first sunny opportunity. You can always shop in the rain. Just my opinion!

A few years ago during my initial visit to Bermuda on the Majesty I never understood the draw for using the ferry or the bus to get around the island. I was used to stepping off a ship and walking or getting into a cab. A lot of people will say the ferry/bus is the least expensive way. Historically, I found interesting the banning of automobiles on the island until the late 1940’s. Boats and horse drawn carriages and bicycles were prevalent then and used as the transport of choice for the vacationers escaping the era of industrialization and busy lifestyles once they stepped off the steamships that got them there during even earlier years. Taking a cruise ship from New York to Bermuda is not quite as historically significant as doing a transatlantic crossing, but it sure ranks symbolically high in our past and current tourism relationship.

The bus/ferry pass can be purchased right off the ship inside the visitor center building. Other locations are right nearby the ferry pick/up area. You can purchase a one day, two day, or three day pass. During my three days I never used the two day bus/ferry pass purchased for 20 dollars so it became an add on to one of the crew’s tips who got a chunk of time off during one day. That person will probably give it to another with a chunk of time off for the following day. If we think dining and shopping in Bermuda are expensive, you can just imagine how the crew feels when they need something or want to enjoy something fun should they get a break. In my opinion cash is best for extra tipping, but this add on was indeed viewed as a major bonus to the recipient.

This is the area of the review I hope others write in to tell about how they spent their time in Bermuda for mine is all about bicycle riding and the things I saw and did along the way. If not, I did bring home the excursion options and can tell about them. Some prefer to check out the cruise critic Bermuda boards for many ideas and others prefer to check out NCL sponsored tours found on their website and attached to your booking. You can book in advance if interested.

Eve’s Cycles Ltd. is located at the wharf beside the Bonefish Restaurant. She has locations throughout Bermuda. Not only does she rent pedal bicycles, but she rents scooters as well. She and her employees were extremely nice to me. I rented the bike for two days and I could keep it in a variety of ways: Lock it up outside the ship in an area for bike rentals to have 24 hour access, bring on the ship with me and keep on the balcony, or bring it back to the shop prior to closing. I chose the third because I did not see myself bike riding anywhere after 5:30pm. If you reserve ahead online you get a discount and you pay when you arrive for pickup. Check it out on info at evescycles dot com. My rental was 50 dollars for two days. I told her the hours I was going to use it and she said it was mine for all 48 hours. Although I understood that, I said I did not mind if she rented it out when I returned it for the day because I remember how I felt not getting one last time. She never did but after day two she offered day three complimentary to me. I did not use it day 3 but that is just one example of the hospitality.

When looking at the map of Bermuda you might think my trek from the wharf to almost reaching Gibb’s Lighthouse is a lame one. If I was with others I probably would have taken the ferry to Hamilton and then ride back to the ship. The next day I would have taken the ferry to Hamilton, ride to St. George’s, then ferry back to the ship or something like that. Since this was my first time and I was by myself, I stayed nearby, kept my blackberry cell phone on (it worked in Bermuda), and pedaled my arse off!

The road from the wharf to the bike rail that runs through the middle of Bermuda is very narrow and has sharp turns in frequent places. Also…you ride the bicycle on the left side so the same dangers apply to those who ride scooters on the left side of road. This combination all made bicycling frightening until reaching the bike path which was also scary in its own way as it appeared I was the only one using it for miles. Therefore, anyone I met along the way was thought by me to be a mass murderer, a rapist, a mugger, or a cruise ship passenger-napper. No worry, I have the same thoughts when I pedal or walk our bike rail solo back home along Lake Champlain. No matter how safe an area, it is still wise to be aware of your surroundings wherever you are.

My rides both days were excellent workouts. I do suggest it for avid bicyclists or for physically fit travelers looking to go off the beaten path. I returned soaking wet with sweat and my legs were steps closer to looking like Rosie‘s…the onboard entertainer of the Fire and Ice duo who performs in Dazzles and in Spinnaker’s Lounge. Jimswims, if you are reading this review, this is the duo I had been talking about since our two day cruise to nowhere on the Dawn in 2007. She simply was the best Tina Turner imitator and actually went beyond her performances. If anyone saw her in Spinnaker’s where she went around and touched everyone while still carrying her tune, you HAD to be impressed! If anyone saw her in the atrium performing Thursday night where she gave it 200% and then some, you HAD to be impressed! I sure was and thrilled to be one her backup dancers to her finale song, Proud Mary! Some were surprised I knew how to do it but little did they know I practiced an entire evening with all my wicked sisters into the wee of hours of the morning for last January’s Gem overnight cruise to nowhere when we were suppose to do it at karaoke.

Any time I wanted to get off my bike and walk up the hills, I kept repeating “I want Rosie’s legs…I want Rosie’s legs…I want Rosie’s legs!” and pedaled on. One surprise along my ride was finding a trail off the bike rail leading to Fort Scaur. I read about Fort Scaur in one of the four books given to me in April by Dr. Harris at our visit to the Bermuda Maritime Museum. Remember I met him from behind the wall of history? Not wanting to leave my bicycle unattended on the railway, I half dragged and half carried it uphill, through the dirt pathways, across the fields, through someone’s backyard, under the trees, and up the 200 year old stairs. Upon arrival to Fort Scaur, I had a creepy crawly worm in my hair, bicycle chain grease all over my legs, scratched up arms, and an appearance that I wet my shorts. Not mortified, it was par for the course. Also par for the course was discovering that had I taken a different route, I could have used the freshly paved road all the cars use to get there. Fort Scaur was a marvelous fort and I spent quite some time enjoying the views, reviewing its history, and exploring the grounds. It even had a public bathroom and signs that encouraged visitors to picnic there.

Another surprise along my ride was seeing the smallest drawbridge in the world. There was just enough room for a sailboat mast to pass through. I also saw a dead frog as big as my size 10 woman’s foot. I would have freaked seeing it alive! A favorite brewery among cruisers at the wharf is a place called the Frog and Onion. I knew Bermuda’s economy once relied on onions as a main agricultural export to America and that the people of Bermuda are referred to as onions. I never knew where the frog part came from. I assumed after seeing the size of one, that frogs are something unique as well. Nope! The frog and onion got the name because a Canadian and a Bermudian own or once owned it. I never went there, but I always saw people there enjoying whenever I walked by it!

A cemetery also caught my interest. I found myself stopping both times to read the tombstones all throughout. Call me quirky but one can find a lot of history and culture of the times because most tombstones listed what the person died of , the year, and added extended thoughts from whoever buried them. Even the shapes and designs of them I found fascinating. Many were forever lamented by their shipmates. Infants buried there did not have tombstones. It almost looked like they were placed in a vault above the ground and I do not know why the difference back then. The two largest tombs in the far back belonged to an Admiral and to a Captain. I found it appropriate they had the biggest and the grandest of all.

I tried to get into a few churches along the way but they were locked. I still say this is an untapped market. People all over the world love to visit places of worship. Personally, I love to visit them because I am a sinner and I know when I leave a donation I become absolved. Which means I get to start all over again. My first time in Bermuda, I remember being so interested in the church structures around Hamilton and at the St. George’s end of the island. They were all different. I had the same feeling this trip for the West end and Somerset. On my first trip to Bermuda, I did an island tour through NCL (highly recommend it) and our bus driver took us to the smallest chapel on the island.

I did not stay on my bike the entire time. I will always remember and appreciate the hospitality of the Somerset police/constables (I stopped in an introduced myself at the police parking lot and I stopped to chat with one in his cruiser as he ate lunch on the bike rail), the Somerset pharmacy owner (I stopped in an introduced myself), the guy at the old ferry landing no longer in use (I still wonder why he was sitting in the waiting booth when nothing was ever coming), the lady who let me take a picture of the most beautiful moon gate (it was her neighbor’s house), the guy whose house is on the bike rail that gave me directions (he still thinks I have a big group of bicycling friends catching up immediately behind me), the coral construction workers originally from the Azores (not telling how I met them but they were very funny), and to all the drivers who honked at me (just their way of saying hello, they are coming up behind me getting ready to pass)... ALL made me feel as though I was Queen Victoria’s daughter, Princess Louise herself, an unconventional royal who often escaped Canadian winters to Bermuda. I will learn from the people of Bermuda to be even more friendly in my daily life and even more kind towards the visitors on our state/county bike rail who get lost along their ways and somehow end up at my house knocking. I shall offer them food, drink, and a hot shower if necessary…

On Friday I walked around the wharf and looked through the artisan shops and mall areas within the stone structures. Bermuda Blue Perfume‘s scent is very nice but I shall await a future visit to get it at the St. George’s perfume factory, a place yet to explore. The German couple who hand made jewelry were still creating masterpieces in the artisan shop. Since snorkel park was closed, I continued my visit by returning to the museum, fort, governor’s mansion on the hill and saw the rest of everything not seen last trip. One example was the second floor of the mansion. The structure itself is truly beautiful; the historical information presented is done with such quality; and the view from the verandah is amazing! I certainly was inspired to donate to its preservation and upkeep. You can ask at the ticket booth entrance how to sign up for an annual museum membership which assists in the upkeep and with the preservation. Donations are made at a single, family, or benefactor level. I figure it was the least I could do as a token of my appreciation for their hospitality during my “royal visits” there!

Upcoming: Wednesday/Thursday/Friday: On the Darling Dawn When Not Exploring Bermuda!

coka

I am really enjoying the review. You are giving me ideas for next year. Remember, 8-7-11, Gem, NYC to Bermuda.

I think that the kind folks in Bermuda thought you reminded them of someone back across the pond. They may not have realized that you were, in fact, royalty but not who they thought, lol!

Paula, I know we both live sooo close to the Boston pier but the Gem needs us to be on her leaving from NYC! 8-7-11 is the date. There are a few celebrations to have during that week, 2 birthdays and maybe 4 actually, a 20th Wedding Anniversary, and who knows what else.

Coka, I love Rosie. Fire and Ice were fantastic and I was lucky to see them twice on the Dawn in 2007. I have a great picture with her after her show. I may have told you this already but I have always been a Tina Turner fan and more so after seeing her in concert in 1985!

Thanks for another entertaining review Coka! It is fun reading it, and congratulations on dealing with your "addiction!!!" Bermuda is such a great cruising destination. My dad vcationed there with his family back in the '30's and tells tales of how there were no cars allowed, only bikes and horses. Also, how the guesthouse where they stayed on the beach had signs prominently displayed stating " "bathe in the sea" because fresh water was such a precious commodity!

Jim, I've got you beat. Saw Tina Turner (and Ike) in 1970 or 71 in the gym at the University of Florida when I was a freshman. She was WOW then, and still is! :D

Thanks for another entertaining review Coka! It is fun reading it, and congratulations on dealing with your "addiction!!!" Bermuda is such a great cruising destination. My dad vcationed there with his family back in the '30's and tells tales of how there were no cars allowed, only bikes and horses. Also, how the guesthouse where they stayed on the beach had signs prominently displayed stating " "bathe in the sea" because fresh water was such a precious commodity!

 

Jim, I've got you beat. Saw Tina Turner (and Ike) in 1970 or 71 in the gym at the University of Florida when I was a freshman. She was WOW then, and still is! :D

Hahaha! that must have been great. My wife saw her on her most recent tour and said that she was still as good as ever! I, unfortunately, could not make it.

UandMe, thank you for the kind words!

Letsgo, let all go again! I am game for same time next year. Jimswims booked the Gem already...

Sparks, you've got mail!

 

coka

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Wednesday/Thursday/Friday: Bermuda Island During the Day!

 

On this sailing, the port side of ship faced the wharf/governor’s mansion with ocean views and the starboard side faced the ocean with Bermuda island views. Having now stayed in a balcony cabin on both sides I think each offer a slightly different experience. The wharf has more action to look at because you can see passengers coming and going. The opposite side is more quiet. The only other major difference is the wharf side gets sunsets and the other gets sunrises.

 

Although the ship is in port for three days, I recommend you do first whatever it is you want to do most. For example, on my last trip we wanted to take the ferry to St. George’s but saved it for day 2. Day 2 arrived and the ferry was not working during the particular hours we wanted to go. Last time we wanted to bike ride on day 2 or 3 but all the bikes were rented by the time we inquired. This trip we were saving Snorkel Park for Day 3 but it was closed due to a private party (Superstar Pink was in town). Believe me when I tell you that none of this was any sort of downer for me because I never expect anything so I am never disappointed! Therefore, prioritize your activities. If a beach day is a priority, then do it at the first sunny opportunity. You can always shop in the rain. Just my opinion!

 

A few years ago during my initial visit to Bermuda on the Majesty I never understood the draw for using the ferry or the bus to get around the island. I was used to stepping off a ship and walking or getting into a cab. A lot of people will say the ferry/bus is the least expensive way. Historically, I found interesting the banning of automobiles on the island until the late 1940’s. Boats and horse drawn carriages and bicycles were prevalent then and used as the transport of choice for the vacationers escaping the era of industrialization and busy lifestyles once they stepped off the steamships that got them there during even earlier years. Taking a cruise ship from New York to Bermuda is not quite as historically significant as doing a transatlantic crossing, but it sure ranks symbolically high in our past and current tourism relationship.

 

The bus/ferry pass can be purchased right off the ship inside the visitor center building. Other locations are right nearby the ferry pick/up area. You can purchase a one day, two day, or three day pass. During my three days I never used the two day bus/ferry pass purchased for 20 dollars so it became an add on to one of the crew’s tips who got a chunk of time off during one day. That person will probably give it to another with a chunk of time off for the following day. If we think dining and shopping in Bermuda are expensive, you can just imagine how the crew feels when they need something or want to enjoy something fun should they get a break. In my opinion cash is best for extra tipping, but this add on was indeed viewed as a major bonus to the recipient.

 

This is the area of the review I hope others write in to tell about how they spent their time in Bermuda for mine is all about bicycle riding and the things I saw and did along the way. If not, I did bring home the excursion options and can tell about them. Some prefer to check out the cruise critic Bermuda boards for many ideas and others prefer to check out NCL sponsored tours found on their website and attached to your booking. You can book in advance if interested.

 

Eve’s Cycles Ltd. is located at the wharf beside the Bonefish Restaurant. She has locations throughout Bermuda. Not only does she rent pedal bicycles, but she rents scooters as well. She and her employees were extremely nice to me. I rented the bike for two days and I could keep it in a variety of ways: Lock it up outside the ship in an area for bike rentals to have 24 hour access, bring on the ship with me and keep on the balcony, or bring it back to the shop prior to closing. I chose the third because I did not see myself bike riding anywhere after 5:30pm. If you reserve ahead online you get a discount and you pay when you arrive for pickup. Check it out on info at evescycles dot com. My rental was 50 dollars for two days. I told her the hours I was going to use it and she said it was mine for all 48 hours. Although I understood that, I said I did not mind if she rented it out when I returned it for the day because I remember how I felt not getting one last time. She never did but after day two she offered day three complimentary to me. I did not use it day 3 but that is just one example of the hospitality.

 

When looking at the map of Bermuda you might think my trek from the wharf to almost reaching Gibb’s Lighthouse is a lame one. If I was with others I probably would have taken the ferry to Hamilton and then ride back to the ship. The next day I would have taken the ferry to Hamilton, ride to St. George’s, then ferry back to the ship or something like that. Since this was my first time and I was by myself, I stayed nearby, kept my blackberry cell phone on (it worked in Bermuda), and pedaled my arse off!

 

The road from the wharf to the bike rail that runs through the middle of Bermuda is very narrow and has sharp turns in frequent places. Also…you ride the bicycle on the left side so the same dangers apply to those who ride scooters on the left side of road. This combination all made bicycling frightening until reaching the bike path which was also scary in its own way as it appeared I was the only one using it for miles. Therefore, anyone I met along the way was thought by me to be a mass murderer, a rapist, a mugger, or a cruise ship passenger-napper. No worry, I have the same thoughts when I pedal or walk our bike rail solo back home along Lake Champlain. No matter how safe an area, it is still wise to be aware of your surroundings wherever you are.

 

My rides both days were excellent workouts. I do suggest it for avid bicyclists or for physically fit travelers looking to go off the beaten path. I returned soaking wet with sweat and my legs were steps closer to looking like Rosie‘s…the onboard entertainer of the Fire and Ice duo who performs in Dazzles and in Spinnaker’s Lounge. Jimswims, if you are reading this review, this is the duo I had been talking about since our two day cruise to nowhere on the Dawn in 2007. She simply was the best Tina Turner imitator and actually went beyond her performances. If anyone saw her in Spinnaker’s where she went around and touched everyone while still carrying her tune, you HAD to be impressed! If anyone saw her in the atrium performing Thursday night where she gave it 200% and then some, you HAD to be impressed! I sure was and thrilled to be one her backup dancers to her finale song, Proud Mary! Some were surprised I knew how to do it but little did they know I practiced an entire evening with all my wicked sisters into the wee of hours of the morning for last January’s Gem overnight cruise to nowhere when we were suppose to do it at karaoke.

 

Any time I wanted to get off my bike and walk up the hills, I kept repeating “I want Rosie’s legs…I want Rosie’s legs…I want Rosie’s legs!” and pedaled on. One surprise along my ride was finding a trail off the bike rail leading to Fort Scaur. I read about Fort Scaur in one of the four books given to me in April by Dr. Harris at our visit to the Bermuda Maritime Museum. Remember I met him from behind the wall of history? Not wanting to leave my bicycle unattended on the railway, I half dragged and half carried it uphill, through the dirt pathways, across the fields, through someone’s backyard, under the trees, and up the 200 year old stairs. Upon arrival to Fort Scaur, I had a creepy crawly worm in my hair, bicycle chain grease all over my legs, scratched up arms, and an appearance that I wet my shorts. Not mortified, it was par for the course. Also par for the course was discovering that had I taken a different route, I could have used the freshly paved road all the cars use to get there. Fort Scaur was a marvelous fort and I spent quite some time enjoying the views, reviewing its history, and exploring the grounds. It even had a public bathroom and signs that encouraged visitors to picnic there.

 

Another surprise along my ride was seeing the smallest drawbridge in the world. There was just enough room for a sailboat mast to pass through. I also saw a dead frog as big as my size 10 woman’s foot. I would have freaked seeing it alive! A favorite brewery among cruisers at the wharf is a place called the Frog and Onion. I knew Bermuda’s economy once relied on onions as a main agricultural export to America and that the people of Bermuda are referred to as onions. I never knew where the frog part came from. I assumed after seeing the size of one, that frogs are something unique as well. Nope! The frog and onion got the name because a Canadian and a Bermudian own or once owned it. I never went there, but I always saw people there enjoying whenever I walked by it!

 

A cemetery also caught my interest. I found myself stopping both times to read the tombstones all throughout. Call me quirky but one can find a lot of history and culture of the times because most tombstones listed what the person died of , the year, and added extended thoughts from whoever buried them. Even the shapes and designs of them I found fascinating. Many were forever lamented by their shipmates. Infants buried there did not have tombstones. It almost looked like they were placed in a vault above the ground and I do not know why the difference back then. The two largest tombs in the far back belonged to an Admiral and to a Captain. I found it appropriate they had the biggest and the grandest of all.

 

I tried to get into a few churches along the way but they were locked. I still say this is an untapped market. People all over the world love to visit places of worship. Personally, I love to visit them because I am a sinner and I know when I leave a donation I become absolved. Which means I get to start all over again. My first time in Bermuda, I remember being so interested in the church structures around Hamilton and at the St. George’s end of the island. They were all different. I had the same feeling this trip for the West end and Somerset. On my first trip to Bermuda, I did an island tour through NCL (highly recommend it) and our bus driver took us to the smallest chapel on the island.

 

I did not stay on my bike the entire time. I will always remember and appreciate the hospitality of the Somerset police/constables (I stopped in an introduced myself at the police parking lot and I stopped to chat with one in his cruiser as he ate lunch on the bike rail), the Somerset pharmacy owner (I stopped in an introduced myself), the guy at the old ferry landing no longer in use (I still wonder why he was sitting in the waiting booth when nothing was ever coming), the lady who let me take a picture of the most beautiful moon gate (it was her neighbor’s house), the guy whose house is on the bike rail that gave me directions (he still thinks I have a big group of bicycling friends catching up immediately behind me), the coral construction workers originally from the Azores (not telling how I met them but they were very funny), and to all the drivers who honked at me (just their way of saying hello, they are coming up behind me getting ready to pass)... ALL made me feel as though I was Queen Victoria’s daughter, Princess Louise herself, an unconventional royal who often escaped Canadian winters to Bermuda. I will learn from the people of Bermuda to be even more friendly in my daily life and even more kind towards the visitors on our state/county bike rail who get lost along their ways and somehow end up at my house knocking. I shall offer them food, drink, and a hot shower if necessary…

 

On Friday I walked around the wharf and looked through the artisan shops and mall areas within the stone structures. Bermuda Blue Perfume‘s scent is very nice but I shall await a future visit to get it at the St. George’s perfume factory, a place yet to explore. The German couple who hand made jewelry were still creating masterpieces in the artisan shop. Since snorkel park was closed, I continued my visit by returning to the museum, fort, governor’s mansion on the hill and saw the rest of everything not seen last trip. One example was the second floor of the mansion. The structure itself is truly beautiful; the historical information presented is done with such quality; and the view from the verandah is amazing! I certainly was inspired to donate to its preservation and upkeep. You can ask at the ticket booth entrance how to sign up for an annual museum membership which assists in the upkeep and with the preservation. Donations are made at a single, family, or benefactor level. I figure it was the least I could do as a token of my appreciation for their hospitality during my “royal visits” there!

 

Upcoming: Wednesday/Thursday/Friday: On the Darling Dawn When Not Exploring Bermuda!

 

 

coka

Coka: fabulous, as always! Still wanting more details: Leaving on Sunday 8/29.... :)

(remember what happens at the Martini Clinic - says at the Martini Clinic - how does one really measure a "taste" or a "sip")

Here is a list of the Martini Drinks - served in 2.5 oz plastic glasses....and with all the Martini glass towers that were being built you can understand why they use plastic.

The 1st clinic on Tuesday:

1. Classic Martini

2. Cosmopolitan

3. Apple Martini

4. Le French Martini

5. Chocolate Martini

6. Melon Martini

7. Espresso Martini

The 2nd Clinic on Saturday:

1. Classic Martini

2. Roxy Treat

3. Melon Martini

4. Chocolate Raspberry Martini

5. Banana Banshee

6. Beach Martini

7. Dirty Martini

8. Espresso Martini

My son and I had purchased a little gift for the bartenders while we were docked in Bermuda, we took it to them on Saturday during the Martini Clinic. Don't really know if this was a good thing or not.....but "Bong" gave me a couple of the martini's that I didn't try during the 1st clinic. What a good treat they were.

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For those of you who do decide to rent/ride bikes in Bermuda, please be careful as our bus got really close to Coka as we passed her and others that were alone the road.

OceanDreams

Lambs2, I am loving the history and culture of Bermuda. Each time I learn more before going, while there, and soon after!

I only had the opportunity for the concert back in 1985 (Montreal) but my Nana Turner died. We all went to the funeral except my cousin because she had a front row seat to her concert. She thought Nana Turner, Tina Turner, it was all the same.

Ocean, I like those pics! Did you get one of the three guys building the martini tower behind the ladies in your second picture? So what happened at the second clinic? No way was I going again!

coka

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Wednesday/Thursday/Friday: On the Darling Dawn When Not Exploring Bermuda!

The Dawn can be a ghost ship during the day while most are in Bermuda, yet is still just as active and alive during the nights because most return by dinner or sunset. Below are all the musical entertainers onboard this sailing:

Margie Hobbs

Ariele Jacobe

Michael Blackwell

DJ Keith

DJ Dos-A (celebrity guest DJ from L.A.)

Fire and Ice

Next Stage

Dawn Showband

Calypso Band Joy

Each night had a main show in the StarDust Theater. The Jean Ann Ryan shows included: Band On The Run, South Beach Rave, and Bollywood. Other StarDust Theater shows included: Second City Comedy Troupe (Improv), Beyond Belief with Greg Gleason, Variety Show with Greg Gleason, Dave Heenan, and John Woodward. Other Cruise/ Staff activities included yet not mentioned previously: Family Karaoke, Murder Mystery, Ballroom Dancing, Viva Las Vegas Night, Weakest Link Game Show, The Perfect Couple Game Show, Beerfest and Country Night, The Heenan Music Hour, Rock Night, The Liars Club, White Hot Dance Party, Second City Unplugged, and Bandaoke (you get to sing with the band). Organized socials include ones with parent and teens, single get-together socials, Friends of Bill W, and Friends of Dorothy gatherings. I would like to start a Friends of Coka for passengers who are on their first cruise since you know what. Do not think you can stop by at Bill’s gathering to discuss my affliction. He has his own issues to deal with while on a cruise!

So much to do during the evenings yet eating certainly was a highlight of the week! Wednesday night was at Salsa’s on deck 8 mid ship, the Mexican restaurant where you can hear music coming from deck 7 below while you dine. I wrote in April review this place was sort of out of the way from everywhere else so I am glad to have dined here this sailing. Since Lu raved about the ribs from the Pearl’s Mexican restaurant on our Feb. cruise, I ordered them after I had the black bean soup. Are these the same ribs that some of you raved about? If they are, then I concur! Wowsa, wowsa, wowsa to whoever cooked them that evening! Dessert was the one I always rave about: vanilla ice cream with pineapple, mango, and crushed cinnamon. Although the dessert did not make my eyes roll to the back of my head as in the past, the ribs surely did! Ocean and her son are from the southwest and they commented the sauces were good as well…and they are the professional reviewers in the guacamole and salsa departments.

Thursday night we dined in Cagney’s. Jumbo shrimp cocktail, prime rib with horseradish, au jus, and a side of fresh crushed garlic upon request, garlic mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, and ALL of the desserts on the menu, even one that included a sampling of all! Do you get it? Hahahahaha! Just to note, ordering all of them was not our idea but I surely agreed to the suggestion readily and quickly. Good thing we all could make a decision on our entrees because if not, we probably would still be there eating our way through each one of them too!

We later on danced some of it off to Rock Night with Next Stage. Standing room only in Dazzles last April, this was now held in Spinnaker’s. Originally billed as an outdoor evening pool deck show, it would have been marvelous had it not been raining. Although there were other performances out on the pool area during the evenings, we did not attend them on this sailing. A memorable moment was dancing with Ocean’s son just I did when he was eleven years old on the Sun in Dazzles!

Friday night we dined an early dinner late afternoon at the Garden Café. I had linguini with olive oil and basil minus white or red sauce, with dried tomato, broccoli, extra basil and triple extra garlic prepared right in front of me at the pasta station. After that I ate some spinach veggie wraps from the deli area. After that I saw the fried fish that I loved so much this past April…but I do not think it cod this time. After that I had banana cake. Is it just me, or do the banana desserts increase as the week progresses? LOL. Regardless, it was all very good! After that I had macadamia cookies and then went back for the chocolate chip ones. The milk from the dispenser was noticeably cold and refreshing and tasty… so much so that we commented on it. I think I had about five glasses. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, one would think I was eating for two…or more!

So I was not too surprised that my white hot party outfit ended up being my too tight white hot party outfit. This is not good as the white city shorts fit fine when I attended Ocean’s son’s graduation this May. At least I had planned “to grow” with my top. All I had to do was loosen the string in the back. Um, a lot! Quest took place before the WHP so Ocean and her son went to Second City Script Less that took place before Quest…so we could have good couch seats. Ocean, what happened to the good ol’ days when went to venues early so we could get good bar seats? LOL

I stayed behind in the stateroom to figure out what three items were missing from my “stuff all you can in a laundry bag” return. I always do the laundry special ever since complimentary to platinum latitudes, (or 24.95 for when I was not). You can fit a lot of items in that bag especially if you fold it, press it and sit on it. Eat like a oinker all week, sit on it again, then fit even more in! I could only remember two of three items not returned. I gave my steward a description of them and told him if I had a cigarette, I would be able to remember the third. I did not and I never remembered until all three items were delivered to me the next morning. The sticky tags had come off them in the washing. Steward John found them! He rocks!

What happens at Quest, stays at Quest (similar to the martini clinic I suppose)! No video taping is allowed, it is adult only, and Matt Baker did a fantastic job hosting. I think Quest is a perk for all the male Cruise Directors. Actually it is a perk for the passengers as well for both sexes can enjoy them. Most important, Quest is a hoot, is all in good fun, and having played only once in my life on the Gem with my wicked sisters and with the wicked cruise critic gals, playing is definitely more fun than observing. Even so, I will continue to only observe, to laugh out loud, and perhaps only offer up a tattoo, a thong, or a … er, wait…I mean a granny panty if ever a team should need one.

Coming up tomorrow because I have to practice going to bed early now: Late Friday Night and Saturday.

coka

Coka, loving it as always. I will be going "smoke free" for the first time ever in a little over six weeks. Like you, I failed on my last cruise, but this time it is not an option. Been smoke free since December, have gone through the weight gain, and recently have been losing some of it. I have a long way to go, but no elevators and daily exercise will hopefully keep the pounds off.

I think not coughing and wheezing at night, and stinking like the boys bathroom in high school is really nice, so I will ot give in to the cowboy, who is sitting next to Virginia.

Al