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I was reading the boards and there wasn't much "new" so I thought I would post this interesting article on the new EasyCruise ship. I have read some articles on the CC main page about it's trials and tribulations already and this article had a few things CC didn't.
The article is in USA Today. It even has the prices for a hot dog and a drink they sell called Sex On The Boat!
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/desti...sycruise_x.htm
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Originally posted by PhoenixCruiser
Hmmmmm, that is perhaps the first child-free cruise line, minimum age is 18

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HEAVEN!
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Originally posted by PT737SWA
HEAVEN!

I totally agree
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I'm shocked. Totally shocked.

Is there something wrong with kids on cruises? Am I missing something here?
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I don't know if this is what I would call Heaven (with or without kids):



Unlike traditional, all-inclusive cruises, the just-launched budget ship easyCruiseOne charges extra for everything — including fresh sheets and towels. A sampling of on-board costs:



Standard cabin per night: from $45 (with a two-night minimum)

Cappuccino and croissant: $5.25 (food and drinks sold in British pounds)

Draft beer: $4.40

"Sex on the Boat" cocktail: $5.80

Bacon cheeseburger: $8.50

BBQ ribs: $15.80

Housekeeping service: $20/day

Also the cabin is only 108 square feet, and has futon beds. Also the rooms are colored brigh orange.



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Originally posted by ckrobyn
I'm shocked. Totally shocked.

Is there something wrong with kids on cruises? Am I missing something here?

Not that YOUR DD would ever be a problem, but there have been some kids that were total nightmares on our cruise.

My mom and I took a "Jen missed Naren terribly when he went to India without her" cruise. We were in the cabin when these brats ran up and down the hallway. Their forward destination was a cabin 4 doors down.
I opened our cabin door and turned off the lights.
When the little brat ran by again, he ran into our cabin by mistake. That's when I went Grrrrrrr and I scared him, he turned 30 shades of white. I said in that same grrr voice "don't run in the halls, you're disturbing others!"

His mom came out and snapped "don't scare my son". I said, "Well, you need to be WATCHING your son!" She got a confused look on her face and replied, "But I'm on vacation".

... I stood there dumbfounded.
then replied ....., "There are no vacations from parenting!"
She got the best 'well, I never' look on her face, it was priceless
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Originally posted by lephysteria
I totally agree
Who would have thought. A wolf in sheeps clothing.
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Originally posted by Shar27
Who would have thought. A wolf in sheeps clothing.

LMAO, stop talking to Naren. He's giving away all my secrets
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Naren, koi tumsa nahin! Mere dilke chor ho tum. Kiya tumhe ehsaas hai?

James gets his sea legs on the Radiance this fall. We sail 12/11/09!!

8/14/2010 - James is 35" tall and weighs 32 lbs !!
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Originally posted by lephysteria
LMAO, stop talking to Naren. He's giving away all my secrets
Are you telling us cryptically that you play dress-up???? LMAO
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Originally posted by ckrobyn
Are you telling us cryptically that you play dress-up???? LMAO

LOL, I'm um, telling you that Naren gives away secrets too easily. He'll divulge anything for a samosa.
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* How we almost drowned in Curacao (Adventure)
* What Tara and Skippy did (Mariner)
* How we opened our balcony dividers and had a 6 balcony Sail-Away Party! (Liberty Sept 07) ... The 119 page review is still online

Naren, koi tumsa nahin! Mere dilke chor ho tum. Kiya tumhe ehsaas hai?

James gets his sea legs on the Radiance this fall. We sail 12/11/09!!

8/14/2010 - James is 35" tall and weighs 32 lbs !!
Here is James' very own website .. NOW with a cruising blog and MOVIES! Updated 7/14/10




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Originally posted by lephysteria
LOL, I'm um, telling you that Naren gives away secrets too easily. He'll divulge anything for a samosa.

OMG! You crack me up
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Originally posted by Shar27
Who would have thought. A wolf in sheeps clothing.
I don't see a smiley here.....are you joking or serious?
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After reading the info on the link that was posted about the EasyCruiseOne.
I think I would rather scratch my head with a cheese grater or cruise with 500 babies/todlers than go on that gutted out Orange floating life boat.
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Originally posted by Folgy
After reading the info on the link that was posted about the EasyCruiseOne.
I think I would rather scratch my head with a cheese grater or cruise with 500 babies/todlers than go on that gutted out Orange floating life boat.

Hahahaha... me too!
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I'm wondering what color the life vests are? For obvious reasons they can't be the same color as the ship..... Any guesses?

Linda
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I've HAD sex on the boat (the drink)

It's a Sex on the Beach plus tequila...

Yummy...
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