Lady Chew Posted June 6, 2015 #51 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Yes, but did you enjoy the rest of your cruise??? ;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPacificbound Posted June 6, 2015 #52 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Did you demand a double full refund for all of the suffering?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F27TW Posted June 6, 2015 #53 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Hahaha ... you ain't right! (loved it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas7df Posted June 6, 2015 #54 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Love it!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladysilver Posted June 6, 2015 #55 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Your review is hilarious! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calypso73 Posted June 6, 2015 #56 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Gave me a good giggle :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean View Posted June 6, 2015 #57 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Just perfect !! Real world problems gotta love them[emoji41][emoji267] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigB0882 Posted June 6, 2015 #58 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Omg I was like "this can't be real!!" The more I read the more I realized it wasn't and I really appreciate it! The sad thing is these are complaints someone has probably made! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwaz Posted June 6, 2015 #59 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Just curious...what was your impression of the level of dress on Imagination's formal nights? I know there's nothing that wrecks a cruise faster than someone on a 3000-person cruise who doesn't dress like you feel they should. 😁 Sent from my LG-D801 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisin' Along Posted June 6, 2015 #60 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I see part of your problem. You called the steward for your cabin issues. You are supposed to call Stewart! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summerknight Posted June 6, 2015 #61 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Thank you for making me laugh after a rough landlocked week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeesEscape Posted June 6, 2015 #62 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Freaking hilarious!! I was side eyeing the lint meltdown and then the lightbulb went neon with the "snuck in" 4 CASES of beer. Too funny. Thanks for the laughs.:) Edited June 6, 2015 by DeesEscape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeesEscape Posted June 6, 2015 #63 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Freaking hilarious!! I was side eyeing the lint meltdown and then the lightbulb went neon with the "snuck in 4 CASES of beer. Too funny. Thanks for the laughs.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSong2001 Posted June 6, 2015 #64 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Just be grateful they didn't put the Bananas in a bowl by the ketchup and mayo. What a disaster! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mcatmcat Posted June 6, 2015 #65 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I agree, imagination from carnival is terrible but wait!!! I don't know any imagination of the seas lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graham29a Posted June 6, 2015 #66 Share Posted June 6, 2015 As someone totally new to cruising this ironic spoof review is one of the most heart warming and hilarious posts I have read on here. I was getting semi nervous about the moaning, groaning "its not like it used to be brigade" who seem to believe that their exclusive club has been invaded by people like my family :-( Thank you for writing it......as you can guess I absolutely love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W and W Posted June 6, 2015 #67 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) When we were on the Imagination of the Seas last month on our 12 night "Never leave port" cruise, my wife wasn't too keen on ironing the captain's laundry. I told her that we shouldn't complain. But what really got me furious was that one evening in the MDR my knife and fork weren't exactly parallel. I carried out extensive checks and discovered that they were indeed 3 degrees out of line. Not only that, but they refused to implement my suggestion that the waiter should be soundly flogged as a lesson to the others. I e-mailed the CEO demanding a full refund, + damages, + 12 free cruises, + a senior management job on the executive board. Haven't had a reply yet, but will share on here when I do. ;) Edited June 6, 2015 by W and W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare h20skibum Posted June 6, 2015 #68 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When I saw this, I thought, Oh No, another Carnival poster that can't find their way to the right boards. Then I read a little further and saw the comment about a balcony, and thought, They are really lost because the Imagination does not have balcony cabins. Thanks for an amusing post. And yes, I actually did sail the Imagination once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emeraldcity Posted June 6, 2015 #69 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Thank you for the chuckles. All that's missing is the spot of rust where the balcony railing is bolted to the superstructure in the corner and the frayed edge of carpet near the cabin door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorinel Posted June 6, 2015 #70 Share Posted June 6, 2015 for the insight. I think I will cancel my November cruise before I make the final payment. Truly enjoyed your sense of humor and even laughed out loud! Please tell us about Royal's excursions and entertainment. I'm sure those sucked too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Posted June 6, 2015 #71 Share Posted June 6, 2015 About an 11 year old post of mine I ran across from the past. Changed the names and added a bunch of exclamation marks but seems just as relevant as it was in 2004. LOL Original here: http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=37182 Was reading some other threads and was trying to remember if things were much better in the past here on CC when it came to complaining and was reminded: not really. LOL Thanks for the laugh! I too have been feeling like there are nothing but complaints posted recently. I guess nothing's really changed though, if you posted that 11 years ago!:eek: I actually had to stay away from the Celebrity board yesterday evening because of all the posts about the Caribbean itinerary changes. I'm not upset at all about my change, in fact I'm pretty excited and I've already planned what we're going to do. However some people, especially the ones who are missing Bonaie, are beyond incensed, and they are posting repeatedly. I can't even count the number of different threads all saying essentially the same thing. Someone even posted what appears to be the private (non-business) e-mail address of the CEO!:( I understand people being upset and needing to vent, but thread after thread seems to be overkill. I hate to break it to them, but the horse is dead and repeatedly kicking it isn't going to make it get up.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnamom1105 Posted June 6, 2015 #72 Share Posted June 6, 2015 well of all the problems I have heard of, these are CERTAINLY the worst. Based on your review, I should cancel both of my cruises and RUN to another cruise line because no one else would have these kinds of problems! hahahah - that was GREAT! I will be sure to double check for lint when we get onboard in October....I cannot have lint on my b'day cruise, especially red...now if it were purple, I MIGHT let it stay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOne Posted June 6, 2015 Author #73 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I sailed that ship last year. My steward made me TWO frog towels that week and not ONE monkey. I cried for THREE weeks when I got home. You probably have a good lawsuit on your hands with this one. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOne Posted June 6, 2015 Author #74 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Omg I was like "this can't be real!!" The more I read the more I realized it wasn't and I really appreciate it! The sad thing is these are complaints someone has probably made! lol It was based on/inspired by real complaints at the time I wrote it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOne Posted June 6, 2015 Author #75 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Thanks for the laugh! I too have been feeling like there are nothing but complaints posted recently. I guess nothing's really changed though, if you posted that 11 years ago!:eek: As much as I like to think cruise critic had less complaining in the past ... All I have to do is look up old threads to see that was not the case What I find amusing is how my original post is sort of believable up to a point even though it is so ridiculous. It kind of shows that people expect to see ridiculous complaints. In my opinion, my funniest post ever was from a couple of years ago when I was asking if I could get a 500 watt bulb to install in my balcony light to make sure no sharks would get me at night. It went on for awhile until the mods deleted it. (Because too many people did not get that it was a joke and were taking it as a serious inquiry) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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