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Why is the Chrysler Building often mistaken for the Empire State Building?

Isnt every building in NYC the empire state building ?

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As two souls ascended to heaven they passed two eagles.

 

''Ah, eagles.'' said the souls.

 

The eagles were too polite to reply.

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As we are bombarded by stimulus from the environment around us our senses numb

To the sound of war drums and the warning signs of what's to come down on us

We're already dead, already dust

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As long as we are playing, Check out Misophonia:)

 

Lots of fun ,for my coworkers, made the mistake in telling a coworker:(

 

Would be nice to hear from some one else ,on CC who has Misophonia!

Edited by Reader0108598

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As long as we are playing, Check out Misophonia:)

 

Lots of fun ,for my coworkers, made the mistake in telling a coworker:(

 

Would be nice to hear from some one else ,on CC who has Misophonia!

 

I had a cat like that once, didn't last long at all. Had sweet and sour chicken that night.

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Why is it only us Brits who have a section for general chit chat? or is there one that I am missing?

The Australian/New Zealnd section is pretty chatty too, can be wild too due to the prevalence of those colonials with convict ancestry, but most are harmless.

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the russell's viper is the world's deadliest snake. Be very careful in india.

 

 

Thanks for that tip...:)

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I have no idea what this thread is about.

But it seems like me, off-beat, bizarre, and weird.:):);)

 

It is a lot of off topic posts, it doesn't have to relate to the previous post as it is off topic.:p

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I have no idea what this thread is about.

But it seems like me, off-beat, bizarre, and weird.:):);)

Why do dogs get upset when you blow in their face yet love riding along with their head out of the car window?

 

And why do we say ''head over heels'' when, normally, that's where it usually is?

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Never criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll have a mile of separation AND their shoes.

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An arab, an Israeli, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar.

 

They had a lovely time because 99% of people aren't morons.

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The Australian/New Zealnd section is pretty chatty too, can be wild too due to the prevalence of those colonials with convict ancestry, but most are harmless.

 

Especially that Uncle Les bloke.

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But if I talk about off topic subjects on a thread entitled "Off Topic" I am then on topic and that's totally off topic.

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Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gunna say that!".

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But if I talk about off topic subjects on a thread entitled "Off Topic" I am then on topic and that's totally off topic.

 

Life seems happier if you smile your way through it.:D

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“He was my favorite Marx Brother. Terrific guy” said Donald Trump when asked about Aleppo…

 

I didn't know he was a Marxist as well.:eek:

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A man on a tractor has just gone by shouting warnings of the end of the world.

 

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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The other day, I started thinking about working in a mirror factory; that type of work is something that I can totally see myself doing.

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People are generally lazy.

Lazy fact #1568426268566985699866

You were too lazy to even read the first 5 digits of that number.

Edited by MicCanberra

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