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Fortunately, we are not most people in the world.

 

Agree...and is why we ignore comments by golds who are required to go back to sleeping with the rats in the bilge when they get too full of themselves and step out of bounds. ;)

 

Rations of lobster sticks and Spam withheld also.

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Agree...and is why we ignore comments by golds who are required to go back to sleeping with the rats in the bilge when they get too full of themselves and step out of bounds. ;)

 

Rations of lobster sticks and Spam withheld also.

If any of my gold's step out of line I stop feeding them and send them to the food banks.

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If any of my gold's step out of line I stop feeding them and send them to the food banks.

 

And for the really bad ones that make big mistakes...there is always the plank. Sharks gotta eat too! :D:cool:

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To most people in the world, DS means DumB ***t. :D

 

After the popularity of this thread everyone knows it means

Diamond Superior.

Regards DS Graham.

 

DS Graham, I fear the Golds are not monitoring our thread as they should. Else this type of "shenanigans" would not be going on. I suggest we with hold the lobster sticks and spam until the Gold's step it up.

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You know how much I value all your opinions. So I want to ask, what is your favorite part of being DS?

 

Picking ports of call on your cruise?

Picking your own Lobster or Steak on formal night?

Watching the looks on others faces when they bring out the Pepper Mill?

The Broadway show performers stopping the show, so we can go to the bathroom?

The love, admiration, and jealousy of the other passengers?

Getting the "good" pillows and toilet paper?

Not needing ID to board? Like they wouldn't recognize us.

The free breakfast at Johnny Rockets? wait.... what... everyone can get this? Golds these days are so spoiled.

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Fascinating thread.

Doing some lengthy historical DS research (research is hell),

my sweaty research assistants brought a bottle of Hennessy Pure White,

some chilled Solarium towels, a Cohiba, and this note:

 

Who said this? When asked to join the Captain at the captain’s table

for dinner, the answer was reportedly (something) like this...

“What? ……I am not dining with the hired help.”

 

Mrs Madeleine Talmage (Lady) Astor,

wife of John Jacob Astor on the Titanic. [she survived, he didn't]

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Fascinating thread.

Doing some lengthy historical DS research (research is hell),

my sweaty research assistants brought a bottle of Hennessy Pure White,

some chilled Solarium towels, a Cohiba, and this note:

 

Who said this? When asked to join the Captain at the captain’s table

for dinner, the answer was reportedly (something) like this...

“What? ……I am not dining with the hired help.”

 

Mrs Madeleine Talmage (Lady) Astor,

wife of John Jacob Astor on the Titanic.

Rocket, very good post. She was ahead of her time.

 

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You know how much I value all your opinions. So I want to ask, what is your favorite part of being DS?

 

Picking ports of call on your cruise?

Picking your own Lobster or Steak on formal night?

Watching the looks on others faces when they bring out the Pepper Mill?

The Broadway show performers stopping the show, so we can go to the bathroom?

The love, admiration, and jealousy of the other passengers?

Getting the "good" pillows and toilet paper?

Not needing ID to board? Like they wouldn't recognize us.

The free breakfast at Johnny Rockets? wait.... what... everyone can get this? Golds these days are so spoiled.

 

None of the above, but the recognition deserved when anywhere else but cruising. Graham has posted some pics when he has received such recognition.:cool:

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None of the above, but the recognition deserved when anywhere else but cruising. Graham has posted some pics when he has received such recognition.:cool:
Thanks Redrobo.

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You know how much I value all your opinions. So I want to ask, what is your favorite part of being DS?

 

Picking ports of call on your cruise?

Picking your own Lobster or Steak on formal night?

Watching the looks on others faces when they bring out the Pepper Mill?

The Broadway show performers stopping the show, so we can go to the bathroom?

The love, admiration, and jealousy of the other passengers?

Getting the "good" pillows and toilet paper?

Not needing ID to board? Like they wouldn't recognize us.

The free breakfast at Johnny Rockets? wait.... what... everyone can get this? Golds these days are so spoiled.

 

Ahh...great points...but luckily we never have to chose a favorite, since they are all perks that we DS take for granted anyway. :D :D :cool:

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Agreed Pinnacles are an all to often untapped resource of assistance to us, isn't that why thy wear those name tags?

 

It is helpful to be able to call them over to provide you assistance by using their name. Just raising your hand and saying something, is so last century.

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And for the really bad ones that make big mistakes...there is always the plank. Sharks gotta eat too! :D:cool:

 

Personally I love a good keel hauling. Especially as the ships have gotten so much longer.

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Getting the "good" pillows and toilet paper?

 

Hold the phone. Are you saying I should not be using the pillows as toilet paper?

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Personally I love a good keel hauling. Especially as the ships have gotten so much longer.

 

LOL...yup....another version of trolling for sharks. ;p:p

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Hold the phone. Are you saying I should not be using the pillows as toilet paper?

 

You good King can do as you want, as your DS status dictates.

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After I'm done with them? ;-)
The pillow cases are Just like Gold's.

There's plenty more where they came from.

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The pillow cases are Just like Gold's.

There's plenty more where they came from.

 

Ha. I wonder what there are more of on board, pillow cases or Gold's.

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There’s a good job for the Golds: count the pillowcases

 

 

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Ha. I wonder what there are more of on board, pillow cases or Gold's.
Probably Gold's because Gold's don't get any pillow cases.

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