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Things not to do on a cruise ship

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Just in case you are bored, #ThingsNotToDoOnACruiseShip is trending on Twitter! :'):'):')

With alllll of the experience in here, I'd love to hear some of yours!

 

Some of my favorites so far...

 

"End every sentence with, Matey"

"Try the Jack and Rose pose when you've had one too many to drink."

"Get into a love triangle with Morgan Fairchild and Charo"

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If you're falling off, you're technically no longer on it.

 

 

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Hahahaha!

:'):'):'):'):')

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Get on the elevator before people get off.

Knock on every cabin door.

Treat the crew as if they are your slaves.

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scream at the Guest Services team... people in line will laugh at you and post about you

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Fall asleep during "Cats" on the Oasis. They will fake a "technical difficulty" so they can halt the show and turn up the house lights to catch you in full REM sleep in the second row. ;-)

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Go to MDR on formal night wearing bathing trunks and flip flops..start screaming and yelling at the maitre d when he refuses to let you in.....get very loud and obnoxious.... spend the rest of your cruise being pointed out to everyone as "the guy on facebook".

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