QueSeraSera Posted February 6, 2021 #8701 Share Posted February 6, 2021 shandy (continued) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted February 6, 2021 #8702 Share Posted February 6, 2021 52 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said: shandy (continued) Thanks Que for my bit of joy today! 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare mysty Posted February 6, 2021 #8704 Share Posted February 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, zqtchas said: Thanks for your continuing efforts to bring giggles to the world Chas! 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare mysty Posted February 6, 2021 #8706 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe day all! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare Lois R Posted February 6, 2021 #8708 Share Posted February 6, 2021 I have plenty of them........and admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare TLCOhio Posted February 6, 2021 #8709 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Nice and super sunny here in Central Ohio this morning. BUT, cold and getting more chilled during the next few days. South Florida seems nice, warmer and very inviting right now. THANKS! Enjoy! Terry in Ohio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted February 6, 2021 #8710 Share Posted February 6, 2021 FYI: Got my 2nd Pfizer shot last Wed.(2/3). The next day I had a slight arm & head ache. I was going to go grocery shopping that AM, but when I bent over to put my socks on it became very obvious that I was dizzy so I stayed home. Was also very tired - lots of sleep. The day after everything was back to normal, for an old guy. Now it's just waiting for the booster shot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zqtchas Posted February 7, 2021 #8713 Share Posted February 7, 2021 The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common (and a few uncommon) words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: -Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. -Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. -Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. -Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. -Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) - Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. - Glibido (v): All talk and no action. - Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. - Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: - Ignoranus (n): A person who is both stupid and an *****. (any candidates?) 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted February 7, 2021 #8714 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare TLCOhio Posted February 7, 2021 #8718 Share Posted February 7, 2021 YES, a glass of wine sounds like a great idea as we prepare for the kick-off of the Super Bowl game from Tampa, FL, in about two hours. Who is rooting for Kansas City? Who for Tampa Bay? Both teams have great quarterbacks who are headed to the Hall of Fame. THANKS! Enjoy! Terry in Ohio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Lois R Posted February 7, 2021 #8719 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Hi Terry, I live in Florida so I should probably be rooting for the Bucs but I really like Patrick Mahomes as well..........should be a great game😃 I have to say, it is very unreal that this is TB's 10th Superbowl.......10 times!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted February 7, 2021 #8720 Share Posted February 7, 2021 I've always hated Tom Brady, but I'm beginning to soften toward the old geezer. Maybe I will actually root for him in SuperBowl LXXV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jpalbny Posted February 7, 2021 #8721 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Just now, Host Jazzbeau said: I've always hated Tom Brady, but I'm beginning to soften toward the old geezer. Maybe I will actually root for him in SuperBowl LXXV I'm in a similar state. As a lifelong New Yorker he was always the enemy. Now, I am not so sure. You have to respect his accomplishments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted February 7, 2021 #8722 Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 minute ago, jpalbny said: I'm in a similar state. As a lifelong New Yorker he was always the enemy. Now, I am not so sure. You have to respect his accomplishments. Did you notice my math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jpalbny Posted February 7, 2021 #8723 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Just now, Host Jazzbeau said: Did you notice my math? Oops, no. Good one though! If he can play into his 60s, I'd root for him too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillyf Posted February 8, 2021 #8724 Share Posted February 8, 2021 My husband has set himself up to watch the Super Bowl. It’s started at 10.30am here. We don’t have all the great ads you get which is a pity as there are so many of them. We were in Seattle many years ago and couldn’t get over how quiet it was until someone explained that the Super Bowl was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emtbsam Posted February 8, 2021 #8725 Share Posted February 8, 2021 I will never forget the”day the music died”. I was home from school and the news instilled a fear of flying in me that lasted for many years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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