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1 hour ago, mysty said:

Jerusalema Worldwide Airlines Dance Challenge...my huge glob of joy for today!

Never thought I'd watch the whole thing, but I did and loved every minute!  Going to forward to my wife - she is a great dancer who married a man that, well, loves to watch people dance 🙂

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1 hour ago, QueSeraSera said:

Never thought I'd watch the whole thing, but I did and loved every minute!  Going to forward to my wife - she is a great dancer who married a man that, well, loves to watch people dance 🙂

 

I married a man who also loves to watch people dance!  It has worked out just fine!  I dance and he watches! 😁

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22 minutes ago, mysty said:

 

I married a man who also loves to watch people dance!  It has worked out just fine!  I dance and he watches! 😁

It's amazing how marriageable we are!  [And I am so thankful.]

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