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CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. 
 
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

 

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 70-plus year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you?

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38 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said:

 

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

Twice!

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1 hour ago, QueSeraSera said:

 

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

32 minutes ago, jpalbny said:

 

Twice!

Well, in that case...

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11 hours ago, mysty said:

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

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Have a great safe fun day all!

A completely mutual feeling!

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My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! 

Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! 

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7 minutes ago, PC5960 said:

My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! 

Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! 

 

Welcome to the Cooler PC!  Hope you enjoy your time here!  We dusted off a bar stool for you! 😁

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Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. 

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2 hours ago, PC5960 said:

Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. 

Welcome.. I have been on this thread for a while now .. posting things not supposed to be on this thread &  sometimes throwing my toys out the pram..but always welcomed back by the lovely people in the cooler... I laugh so much at the funnies posted & some oh well you have to be broad minded 😉 happy posting 🚢😷🍾

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25 minutes ago, TRIPACIAN said:

Sinko de Mayo is today

 

Obviously we love offbeat humour here!  Thanks for your contribution! 😁

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