Silversea Water Cooler: Welcome! Part Five

[mysty]

CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. 
 
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

 

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 70-plus year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you?

[zqtchas]

[zqtchas]

[QueSeraSera]

 

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

[jpalbny]

38 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said:

 

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

Twice!

[Host Jazzbeau]

1 hour ago, QueSeraSera said:

 

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

32 minutes ago, jpalbny said:

 

Twice!

Well, in that case...

[zqtchas]

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[mysty]

[zqtchas]

[SteveH2508]

11 hours ago, mysty said:

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

A completely mutual feeling!

[mysty]

And here is yet another example of women helping men.....

[zqtchas]

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[PC5960]

My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! 

Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! 

[mysty]

7 minutes ago, PC5960 said:

My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! 

Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! 

 

Welcome to the Cooler PC!  Hope you enjoy your time here!  We dusted off a bar stool for you! 😁

[PC5960]

Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. 

[Lvshack]

2 hours ago, PC5960 said:

Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. 

Welcome.. I have been on this thread for a while now .. posting things not supposed to be on this thread &  sometimes throwing my toys out the pram..but always welcomed back by the lovely people in the cooler... I laugh so much at the funnies posted & some oh well you have to be broad minded 😉 happy posting 🚢😷🍾

[TRIPACIAN]

[TRIPACIAN]

From one year ago on the “Cooler”

[zqtchas]

[mysty]

11 minutes ago, zqtchas said:

 

 

Them's some sportin' wheels Chas! 😁

[TRIPACIAN]

5 hours ago, TRIPACIAN said:

From one year ago on the “Cooler”

Sinko de Mayo is today

[mysty]

25 minutes ago, TRIPACIAN said:

Sinko de Mayo is today

 

Obviously we love offbeat humour here!  Thanks for your contribution! 😁

[Emtbsam]

6 hours ago, TRIPACIAN said:

From one year ago on the “Cooler”

I am glad someone translated this for me!