terri23 Posted February 6, 2006 #351 Share Posted February 6, 2006 LOL, well done, LeeAnne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 6, 2006 #352 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Um...garsh...I didn't mean to end the debate...where is everyone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuizer2 Posted February 7, 2006 #353 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Um...garsh...I didn't mean to end the debate...where is everyone?? What debate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #354 Share Posted February 7, 2006 You know, this one: recap: no.yes.no.yes.no.yes.no.you're an ***.no.yes.no.you are too.no.yes.you're worse.no.yes.trailer trash!no.yes.no.yes.I'm going to start another thread!no.yes.no.yes.no...... (Actually, I'm just a tad peeved I didn't get more accolades for my poem...geez, I worked on it for a month. While wearing jeans.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuizer2 Posted February 7, 2006 #355 Share Posted February 7, 2006 You know, this one: no.yes.no.yes.no.yes.no.you're an ***.no.yes.no.you are too.no.yes.you're worse.no.yes.trailer trash!no.yes.no.yes.I'm going to start another thread!no.yes.no.yes.no...... (Actually, I'm just a tad peeved I didn't get more accolades for my poem...geez, I worked on it for a month. While wearing jeans.) I thought we all agreed that is the answer, thus, end of debate. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #356 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Gene doesn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonahsafta Posted February 7, 2006 #357 Share Posted February 7, 2006 what incredible snobbery.....the classiest people Ive met have been those who made everyone feel welcomed and special....and surprisingly enough..having or not having money had litle to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #358 Share Posted February 7, 2006 There we go! Phew...I thought it was all over. Gene is relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffie Posted February 7, 2006 #359 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Gene’s Jeans A cruiser named Gene went a –cruising He thought he’d be eatin’ and schmoozin’ He walked in with his jeans To a chorus of screams So much for Gene’s dreams of cruise boozin’! His tablemates were all mortified. “To the dress code we all must abide! No jeans are allowed Among this high class crowd After all, we do have our pride!” “How dare you destroy our dinner By wearing denim, you sinner? Such a horrible thing, And what’s worse, with no bling! This dining room’s only for winners!” They said, “Where is your tux, you ninny?” After giving his jeans some more scrutiny, The captain was called. He ran over, appalled And cried, “What is this, a mutiny?” “To the brig!” he shouted out loud To the whistles and cheers of the crowd. Poor Gene was then jailed As the cruise liner sailed. “That’ll teach him!” the crowd vowed. The story of Gene’s Jeans is still told To all cruisers, both new and old While the dress code’s “suggested” You’d better be dressed…ded To the nines, or you’ll end up in the hold! LeeAnne Gene's Jeans did get him in trouble, He was ushered out on the double, But his friends from CC, Did love him in deed, And brought him smuggled wine with a bubble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #360 Share Posted February 7, 2006 "The brig is just not a fun place," Gene said, with a smile on his face, "Unless your sipping wine That is really quite fine. Then it's actually a pretty nice space!" Gene's Cruise Critic friends made a pact To spring Gene from his prison intact. A jacket they brought him A tie and vest they then sought him. "He'll wear it," they said. "It's off the rack." So rather than let bad feelings fester Gene went back to dinner (with Sylvester) He said, "Look at me! I'm dressed to a T, In a tux made of purple polyester! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbisson Posted February 7, 2006 #361 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Catholic School! Many hands are still deformed! LOL -Monte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleygr Posted February 7, 2006 #362 Share Posted February 7, 2006 ROFLMAO :D:D:D:D I feel I should answer in rhyme, Well maybe some other time; Now I'm off to relate, Something new to debate; To conclude, this thread is truly a crime. ;) Best I could do, it's been a long day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbisson Posted February 7, 2006 #363 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The informality in dress and the lack of civility in our manners only proves that American society is indeed doomed. And this doom started the day that swim wear actually allowed for the naked leg to be seen ;) . That abomination is what has led to nudity and perversion in movies, books and magazines, and the total lack of respect that the modern generations have for authority. There, that should show my position on dining room dress. NOT! But it does seem to represent what some think LOL -Monte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #364 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Nekked legs??? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbisson Posted February 7, 2006 #365 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Nekked legs??? Where? Any pool or beach! It's really quite shocking! LOL -Monte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvcruzin Posted February 7, 2006 #366 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Not that anyone would read this far into the thread.... HOWEVER - the OP is correct! I couldn't believe what I saw in the dinning room last week. From talking to the Matre'D, the only thing they are to turn away are people in swimwear and shorts. HOWEVER.. I saw people wear shorts in the dining room on a few nights. So.. It must be anything goes but swimwear.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted February 7, 2006 #367 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The final word on what you should look like on formal night................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzeyQ Posted February 7, 2006 #368 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The final word on what you should look like on formal night................... Too cute! My service cat will be wearing that exact outfit on our cruise next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hstrybuf Posted February 7, 2006 #369 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The final word on what you should look like on formal night................... Hey! Your cat stole my tiara!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted February 7, 2006 #370 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Notice the rakish tilt of the tiara, the insouciant look in the eye.......now, THAT'S class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruising89143 Posted February 7, 2006 #371 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The final word on what you should look like on formal night................... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuizer2 Posted February 7, 2006 #372 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The final word on what you should look like on formal night................... You mean the woman have to wear a fur coat??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leejnd4 Posted February 7, 2006 #373 Share Posted February 7, 2006 No -- but they do have to have long facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffie Posted February 7, 2006 #374 Share Posted February 7, 2006 and, I think, unshaven legs!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: But,"rakish tilt of the tiara, the insouciant look in the eye"....... they MORE than make up for the abundance of body hair. :) Please notice the perfect balance of the multiple strands of pearls surrounding her lovely neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleckle Posted February 7, 2006 #375 Share Posted February 7, 2006 A Cautionary Tale I went in search of information To use for planning my vacation On the cruise critic board Found discussion of cloth 15 pages, to my consternation But it's really the fashion design board The concern about fabric is clear Who else but the fashion designers Worry so about what others wear For whom else would clothing be such an obsession? Yes, this looks like the right place to post my confession. Since LeeAnne told you all about Gene I may as well come clean We are seated at our tables Wearing great designer labels All appear to pass inspection Gene's blue jeans avoid detection But so little did we know Of what dangers lurked below My spoon got knocked down to the floor I peered under the table, and then searched some more When what to my wandering eyes should appear But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. (Whoops, wrong poem. Sorry, Let me try again.) In dismay, denim I behold That's why this tale must be told Such inappropriate attire must cease I hastily summon the fashion police Trembling, my composure shattered Removing Gene was all that mattered. How dare he inflict denim jeans upon others Be they strangers or friends, be they sisters or brothers. Pushing aside my steak and beans I summon the strength to loudly cry: JEANS! A stunning silence envelopes the room Gene is now resigned to his doom Realizing his cardinal sin He quickly drowns his shame in gin Once Gene's new jeans have been revealed The verdict cannot be appealed. 'Twas a shock for us all to endure such a sight and it wasn't even a formal night Our dinner was ruined The ambiance spoiled Our plans for a wonderful cruise had been foiled. What a horror for all What nightmares will loom When someone wears jeans In the ship's dining room! So here's the moral of this fable Keep your eyes above the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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