“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

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49 minutes ago, centurycruiser said:

Now that's a good one! 😁

Brings back memories of reading Dr. Seuss to the kids...

[Denny01]

Sven, a Norwegian American from Minnesota . finally gets a ticket to a Packers game. His seat is in the nosebleed section, but that’s ok, he is at Lambeau Field. So he starts looking around with his binoculars and sees a guy in one of the best seats in the stadium with an empty seat beside him. It looks like an old friend named Ole he knew when he went to school up north. This is driving Sven nuts, so at half  time, he goes down, says hello to his old friend, and asks Ole why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location,

Ole says, “ My wife, , Lena , and i bought these seats a long time ago. But sadly, my dear Lena has passed away.”

“Oh, i am really sorry to hear that,” Sven says, “ but why didn’t you give the ticket to another relative or friend?”

Ole replie, “I tried to but everyone wanted to go to the funeral instead!"

 

Den

 

[centurycruiser]

A baseball player walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.

 

A skeleton walks into a bar.  The bartender says "I can't serve you. You can't hold your liquor. "

 

Thomas Edison walks into a bar.  The bartender says "I'll serve you. Just don't get any ideas!"

[centurycruiser]

I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more soecific.

 

I have an inferiority complex, but, it's not a very good one.

 

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

 

When I saw my doctor about my memory problems he made me pay in advance.

[centurycruiser]

I give a shout out to my fingers. I can always count on them.

 

I give a shout out to sidewalks. They keep me off the streets.

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[mom says]

6 hours ago, C-Dragons said:

Except those cups are waaaaaaaay too close together. 😉

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Edited August 16, 2020 by C-Dragons

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