“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

[Von & John]

On 3/31/2020 at 6:42 PM, alibaba1 said:

 

I can just hear her saying it, as Rose in the Golden Girls...

[NMTraveller]

Garden before Corona.

[NMTraveller]

Garden after Corona.

[goofysmom99]

[Fouremco]

[Paulpgr]

Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's

father to ask him for her hand.

 

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,

"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask

you for her hand in marriage."

 

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,  Mr.Smith replies,

"Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it,  Bruce replies, "In

Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

 

Mr.Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not

old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

 

Again, Bruce instantly replies,

"Our allowance,  Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a

week.

 

That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

 

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.

I just have one more question.

What will you do if the two of you should have little

children of your own?"

 

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well,

we've been lucky so far."

 

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s~~t is adorable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Paulpgr]

[Paulpgr]

[Prost Seattle]

[Denny01]

[goofysmom99]

[RickT]

Those of a certain age will get this one.  Apologies to everyone else.

 

[Fouremco]

[Paulpgr]

Mama taught her well!  You've got to love this little girl. What a  woman she'll make.    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"  A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".  The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"   The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a ***** to pay for all of it.

 

[travelnap]

On 4/4/2020 at 2:28 PM, NMTraveller said:

Garden after Corona.

Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada

[Sheal]

2 hours ago, travelnap said:

Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada

I thought it looked like BC.  I wouldn't know for sure, the closest I have gotten is the Canada Pavilion in Epcot. 

[Fouremco]

3 hours ago, travelnap said:

Wow, that garden is almost as impressive as the Buchart Gardens in Victoria, Canada

No, that is a photo of Butchart Gardens. Here's one I took back in September 2005 with a similar view.

 

 

 

[EatonDoolittle]

18 hours ago, Fouremco said:

 

 

[Denny01]

A elderly man calls his neighbor and says” Please come over and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even figure out how to get it started.” The neighbor asks, “ What is it supposed to be when it is finished?” The old man says, “According to the picture on the box, it is a rooster!”

The neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets her in and shows her where he has the puzzle spread out on the table. She studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, turns to him and says. “ First of all, no matter what we  do, we are not going to be able to assemble theses pieces into anything resembling a rooster. “

She takes his hand and says, “ Secondly, i want you to relax, have a nice cup of tea, and then…” she says with a deep sigh, “ Let’s put the corn flakes back in the box."
 

Den

[goofysmom99]

 

 

Oneth upon a time.....?

 

 

[C-Dragons]

30 minutes ago, goofysmom99 said:

 

 

Oneth upon a time.....?

 

 

Perhaps the person who made it had a lisp? 😁

[Denny01]

A quarantined man says to his wife: “I want to start seeing other people”.

 

Den

[NMTraveller]

2040

Edited April 7, 2020 by NMTraveller

[Spif Barwunkel]

For those of you so inclined, running from the cops is not considered social distancing.

[NMTraveller]