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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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13 hours ago, alibaba1 said:

Did you hear about the dyslexic police officer? He drove around all night giving out IUDs

D A M = Mothers Against Dyslexia

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Several years ago my wife and I decided to quit smoking, cold turkey. We would each have one cigarette after sex, no more. That worked great and it was much easier than we thought it would be. As of today, I have not had a cigarette in two years. I'm worried about my wife however, she's up to two packs a day. No willpower I guess.

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Posted (edited)

Several years ago my wife and I decided to quit smoking, cold turkey. We would each have one cigarette after sex, no more. That worked out great and was easier than we thought it would be. As of today, I have not smoked a cigarette in two years. I am worried about my wife, she's up to two packs a day. No willpower I guess.

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