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 I wanted to share the pictures that were the inspiration for the title of this thread. Unfortunately I couldn’t find the photo of the Polar bear in the Infinite Verandah window. If anyone is able to find it would you please post it. Thanks.😊

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The mind of a six year old is fascinating because they think so logically:

A teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the little pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read…”and so the little pig went up too the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, “ Pardon me sir, but may i have some of that straw to build my house?”

The teacher paused and then asked the class, “ And what do you think the man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, “ I think the man would have said,,,” Well, I’ll be dipped! A talking pig!"

 

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On 5/25/2020 at 1:23 PM, WrittenOnYourHeart said:

 

Saving this one for July 20 when I should have been on the Summit to Bermuda. (ON my birthday no less!!)

We can always conjure up a virtual b'day party for you!

 

bon voyage

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Three drunk guys got into a Taxi.

The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine, waited a few minutes, then turned

it off again. 
The driver then says, “We have arrived.”

The first man gives the driver some money.

The second man says, “Thank you”.

The third man gives the driver a slap!

The driver was shocked, but thought the third man knew what he had done.

The taxi driver then asks the drunk man, “What was that for?!”

He replied, “CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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