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Daniel: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

Priest: Tell me son, what transgressions have you committed?
Daniel: I took liberties with a young lass without being married.
Priest: You'll tell me right now, who this young lady is.
Daniel: I'm sorry father, that would be un-gentlemanly of me to divulge her name.
Priest: Was it Mary-Elizabeth, The baker's Daughter?
Daniel: I'm sorry father, I just can't say.
Priest: Was it Susan, the Pub owner's daughter?
Daniel: Father, please. I don't want to embarrass anyones daughter.
Priest: Surely then, it must be Colleen, the postmaster's daughter?
Daniel: Father you can ask and ask. But I refuse to tell.
Priest: Alright then Daniel. Then the priest gives him his penance. 

As Daniel is walking out of the church, his friend asks him how it went. "Not too bad" says Daniel. "So, what did the priest give you"? To which Daniel replied, "10 hail Mary's, 10 Our Fathers and 3 really 
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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. 

Inside there's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. 
And hanging on the wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. 

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." 

The priest replies: "Get out. You're sitting on my side."

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This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool headed woman against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you would trust to defend yourself? A Beretta Jetfire Testimonial! Here is her story in her own words!

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12 foot alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and starting charging at us with jaws wide open! She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire 25 with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husbands kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to walk away at a brisk pace. It is one of the best pistols in my collection. Plus, the amount i saved in lawyer’s fees was truly incredible!"



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