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This is terrible! Don’t you know Polar Bears are in the N Pole and penguins are in the S Pole!! this is a complete.......these are Jokes?? Oh......OK. 



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Don was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share the fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty just took his breath away!

He said to her, “ I may look just like an ordinary guy, but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million. 

Impressed the woman asked for his business card.

Three months later she became his stepmother...............

Lesson: Women are much better at financial planning then men are!



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