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Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone sitting on a bench rang. A man puts it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

Him: “Hello!”

Her: “Hi, honey, it's me. Are you at the Club?”

Him: “Yes”.

Her: “I'm at the ships now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2000, is it OK if I buy it?”

Him: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

Her: “ I also stopped at the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I found one I really like!”

Him: “How much?”

Her: “$90,000.”

Him: “Ok, but for that price I want all the options”.

Her: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Jane and the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

Him: “Well go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. If they decline we can go the extra $80,000 if it's what you really want.”

Her: “Ok, I'll see you later. I love you so much!”

Him: “Bye! I love you too.”

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the room stare at him in astonishment, their mouths wide open.

He then turns and asks, “Anyone know who's phone this is?”

Edited by C-Dragons
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