C-Dragons, March 13 in Celebrity Cruises
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother".
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength--none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!
MY FRIEND WALKED TO THE EDGE OF THE EARTH TO PROVE THAT IT'S FLAT.
HE CAME AROUND EVENTUALLY.
Do you ever feel like you’re on Season Five of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
18 hours ago, goofysmom99 said:
I sweat my cat thinks hers is a pole for dancing!
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
The other day I saw a Baron walking onto the EDGE 😉
The movie "King of the Cruise" made me feel for the duration of the movie as if I am back onboard:
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